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Old 01-26-2011, 08:13 PM   #1
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Gnet in the badly dubed 70s era Swedish porno

Ha! Made you look, didn't I?

Shame on you. You saw this thread and actually rushed right to it, didn't you? I bet you already had your Kleenex conveniently resting beside your mouse. You'll go blind doing that. I'm not going to contribute to your titillation like that. You'll just have to look elsewhere, or wait until a less scrupulous writer fills in this thread for you. (And you know someone will.) I just had to throw it out there because the thread title was too good to pass over.

Besides, you didn't really want to see any Gnet females dressed in corduroy jumpers, big plastic jewelry and flashing unshaved armpits like some Scandinavian peasant girl did you?
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Old 01-26-2011, 08:31 PM   #2
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I was just wondering what "dubed" was.
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Old 01-27-2011, 06:20 AM   #3
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Poor Canvas Corpsey, he's gonna weep when he opens this and sees the contents.
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Old 01-27-2011, 07:21 AM   #4
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I saw it hours ago and I'm STILL grieving. Hold me Apathy? :'(
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Old 01-27-2011, 07:22 AM   #5
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:07 AM   #6
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I saw it hours ago and I'm STILL grieving. Hold me Apathy? :'(
APATHY TAKES SCC IN HIS ARMS AND RUBS HIS BACK. 70S PORN MUSIC OF THE "BOWM-CHIKKA-WOW" VARIETY STRIKES UP.

Suck it, MIR5.
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:12 AM   #7
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GJORDE någon uppmaning till rörmontör?
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:21 AM   #8
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Crap, my secret's out. I told them kindly to dub it in swahili, but they sadly refused. I could only stand corrected to their wishes.
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Old 01-27-2011, 01:02 PM   #9
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APATHY TAKES SCC IN HIS ARMS AND RUBS HIS BACK. 70S PORN MUSIC OF THE "BOWM-CHIKKA-WOW" VARIETY STRIKES UP.
THE MUSIC INTENSIFIES AS APATHY'S HAND MOVES LOWER. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SHOW APATHY REACHING DOWN TOWARDS SCC'S CROTCH.

'Ah shit dude, our belts are caught together, lemme just fix that'
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Old 01-27-2011, 02:17 PM   #10
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THE MUSIC INTENSIFIES AS APATHY'S HAND MOVES LOWER. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SHOW APATHY REACHING DOWN TOWARDS SCC'S CROTCH.

'Ah shit dude, our belts are caught together, lemme just fix that'
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...er/datawin.jpg

This is precisely what should be happening in the Supernatural thread.
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:06 PM   #11
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Fuck. I hate seeing something and thinking "That is totally within my means to do/make! I wish I could have done/made that!"
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:09 PM   #12
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Man, the last few days I've been getting great ideas for parodies but no imagination to flesh them out. The Lord Of The Gnet. Blueblood would clearly be Mount Doom
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:33 PM   #13
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Man, the last few days I've been getting great ideas for parodies but no imagination to flesh them out. The Lord Of The Gnet. Blueblood would clearly be Mount Doom
"These are the voyages of the starship G.net."

You know you want to.
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:34 PM   #14
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I wrote like two pages worth of Star Trek parody but then scrapped it.
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:36 PM   #15
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How come? Lost your mojo?
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:37 PM   #16
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I think I tried to put in too much at once XD and went back and forth about whether Mir should be Q or the Borg.
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:42 PM   #17
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Most certainly Q.

The Borg would be the silly kids that look like the Crow.
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:16 AM   #18
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Maybe we could run this one as a combined effort? I don't think I could write a full porn parody by myself :-P
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:21 AM   #19
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http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...er/datawin.jpg

This is precisely what should be happening in the Supernatural thread.
I've been wanting to ask someone this for a while, but no one I know will own up to it. What exactly do straight women get out of slash fanfic??


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THE MUSIC INTENSIFIES AS APATHY'S HAND MOVES LOWER. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SHOW APATHY REACHING DOWN TOWARDS SCC'S CROTCH.

'Ah shit dude, our belts are caught together, lemme just fix that'
DOOR CRASHES OPEN AND MISSCHEYENNE STANDS SILHOUETTED IN THE DOORWAY, WEARING A BIKER HELMET, A MINIDRESS AND HEAVY BOOTS, AND CLUTCHING A LARGE SQUARE BOX.

"Hay guise did someone order a pizza?...."
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APATHY JUMPS BACK STARING WIDE EYED AT MISSCHEYENNE. SCC'S FLY IS OPEN REVEALING A TRIANGLE OF VIVID YELLOW Y-FRONTS. BEADS OF SWEAT ROLL FROM HIS BROW AS HE TURNS TOWARDS THE DOOR.

''Pizza? Fuck yeah, I ordered pizza. It's got plenty of MEAT right?' he drawls, winking suggestively.

Apathy groans,'' Man, is EVERYTHING about sex to you?''

MISSCHEYENNE HEADS FURTHER INTO THE ROOM, HER HEAVY BOOTS SINKING INTO THE SWEET ASS SHAG PILE ON THE FLOOR. SHE PLACES THE PIZZA ON THE NEARBY TABLE AND TURNS TO FACE THE TWO MEN BEFORE HER............
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:46 AM   #21
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Yo, MissCheyenne. We rule at collab. High motherfuckin' FIVE.
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Fuck yeah! This is turning into a beautiful thing.
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Old 01-28-2011, 04:42 AM   #23
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I've been wanting to ask someone this for a while, but no one I know will own up to it. What exactly do straight women get out of slash fanfic??
http://bitchmagazine.org/article/fan-tastic-voyage

That, and it can get pretty damn hot.
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Old 01-28-2011, 06:26 AM   #24
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I'm frightened by where this collaboration is heading...
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That, and it can get pretty damn hot.
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