An alternate method of funding has been proposed, in which Nigerians will send emails to Americans offering them employment processing financial transactions moving millions of dollars from the Nigerian homeland to the U.S., promising a hefty percentage of these fortunes as payment for the work, but in order to collect the Americans will have to part with a moderate "fee". What could go wrong?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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