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Old 02-13-2012, 09:15 PM   #301
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all hail pastafarianism, bitches!!!
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Old 02-13-2012, 10:37 PM   #302
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who you calling a bitch?
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Old 02-13-2012, 10:48 PM   #303
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who you calling a bitch?
You, bitch! Thou art an unbelieving hoe-bag who worships not the Pasta!
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Old 02-15-2012, 12:42 AM   #304
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You, bitch! Thou art an unbelieving hoe-bag who worships not the Pasta!
I'm sorry but the flying spaghetti monster is about as real to me as the pasta bunny or pasta claws, or the pasta fairy
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Old 02-15-2012, 02:00 PM   #305
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Yes, if you put a pasta strainer on your head and bless it in His name.
I'm sorry but I can't lower myself to that level, I can build a bird house for him, but I'm not going with the pasta stainer idea
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Old 02-15-2012, 07:41 PM   #306
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Says you, bitch.
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Old 02-15-2012, 10:19 PM   #307
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remember Jesus was buried in a tomb
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:51 PM   #308
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No, they tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn.
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Old 02-16-2012, 08:14 AM   #309
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I'm sorry but I can't lower myself to that level, I can build a bird house for him, but I'm not going with the pasta stainer idea
Then there shall be no salvation for you.
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Jesus was buried in a tomb.
They wouldn't lay him in a room.
Nor in the earth where he could bloom.
Wished he'd never left the womb.

Poetry for bitches! WORD.
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Old 02-16-2012, 10:26 PM   #311
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Wished he'd never left the womb.

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you are an antichrist
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Old 02-17-2012, 02:16 PM   #312
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you are an antichrist
First, props to Ben for the wonderful poem.

Second, why single HIM out as an antichrist when the whole forum feels the same way he does?

Third, have you ever been touched by FSM's noodly appendage? You're missing out.
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Old 02-20-2012, 05:17 PM   #313
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First, props to Ben for the wonderful poem.

Second, why single HIM out as an antichrist when the whole forum feels the same way he does?

Third, have you ever been touched by FSM's noodly appendage? You're missing out.
because of what he said
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:40 AM   #314
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because of what he said
You agreed to build a house of worship in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so technically, you are in defiance of the Christian God, and therefore you are antichrist as well.
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:36 PM   #315
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While I do my part in worshiping the FSM properly, I have this to share, TR...

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Old 02-22-2012, 12:56 AM   #316
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You agreed to build a house of worship in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so technically, you are in defiance of the Christian God, and therefore you are antichrist as well.
I agreed to build a bird house for birds to worship fsm, and I didn't even dedicate it to him yet, and most likely won't
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I agreed to build a bird house for birds to worship fsm, and I didn't even dedicate it to him yet, and most likely won't
According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.
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Old 02-23-2012, 09:53 PM   #318
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According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.
Almost sounds like politics to me.

Hey, pothead?! How's that birdhouse coming along?
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:47 PM   #319
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According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.
actually you are judged based on what you know, and also judge not and you will not be judged
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:23 PM   #320
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Almost sounds like politics to me.

Hey, pothead?! How's that birdhouse coming along?
I built it
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Then you have declared your faith to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have defiled God by worshipping a different god, and thus you will burn in Hell!
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Old 03-01-2012, 12:26 AM   #322
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Then you have declared your faith to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have defiled God by worshipping a different god, and thus you will burn in Hell!
I didn't build it for me to worship, but for the birds to worship
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You have offended the birds by not dedicating the birdhouse to the FSM! Now you must atone for your grevious sin... there's an example in the picture below.

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Old 03-03-2012, 08:57 AM   #324
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I didn't build it for me to worship, but for the birds to worship
Wouldn't that be technically spreading a false religion? Seems to me like Jesus wouldn't be too happy about that. I'm pretty sure that the birds have their own gods to worship. Or they might be interested in converting to a new religion. I don't know. I've never asked.
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Pothead! You have spread the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, committed the crime of even considering to create a house of worship for a different deity and thereby cast off your God and your Jesus! You are now an outcast in the eyes of your religion, and so, your only choice is to convert to Pastafarianism!
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