The Human Centipede 2

[Mr.Doobie]

Ok, who else wants to bet that not only is this going to be awful, but that it will be even worse than the original?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmPJzLmGdI

He's rather smug for someone who's greatest accomplishment in life is making a movie about people shitting in each others mouths.

Judging by this teaser, I was right about Tom Six all along. He really doesn't seem to think horror has any other purpose but to be "gross" and "shocking". He's a raging attention whore whose movies are the film equivalent of a tweenage mallgawf drawing little pentagrams and upside down crosses all over his notebook because "ZOMG!!!! SO SHOCKING!!!!!!!!"

[Saya]

Yeaaaah gore porn doesn't do it for me.

Maybe he feels bad that he was out done so quickly by A Serbian Film.

[Mr.Doobie]

Originally Posted by Saya

Yeaaaah gore porn doesn't do it for me.

Maybe he feels bad that he was out done so quickly by A Serbian Film.

The thing is, the Human Centipede concept really wasn't even that gross, especially compared with other schlock horrors. There are plenty of movies that match and/or beat the Human Centipede out in the gore/gross-out arena (Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, I Spit On Your Grave).

The Human Centipede is basically two girls one cup with worse acting and a German guy.

[Ben Lahnger]

Yeah, but in my book, two girls one cup is WORSE than I Spit On Your Grave.

The first film was unnecessary; the sequel doubly so.

It's the adult version of filling a paper bag with dog shit, putting it on someone's porch, lighting it on fire, ringing the doorbell and running away to watch in secret. Tom Six is snickering somewhere every time someone watches his film, but I refuse to answer the doorbell.

[Mr E Nigma]

Hollywood Foreign Press viewed it. And outright denied it a DVD certificate. So you will not see it mass distributed like Human Centipede.

They said it wasn't even good in a horrendously gross way. It was just outright horrendously bad.... in a bad way. hahaha

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Mr.Doobie

The thing is, the Human Centipede concept really wasn't even that gross, especially compared with other schlock horrors. There are plenty of movies that match and/or beat the Human Centipede out in the gore/gross-out arena (Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, I Spit On Your Grave).

The Human Centipede is basically two girls one cup with worse acting and a German guy.

Never seen them XD To me the grossest thing in the world is the concept of shit eating, so for a while I thought Human Centipede was the grossest thing in the world. Then I heard of A Serbian Film and now think thats the grossest thing in the world. And there's probably worse than that but for my sanity I'm not looking it up.

And Ben, that sounds like a pretty accurate analogy.

[Mr.Doobie]

Originally Posted by Saya

Never seen them XD To me the grossest thing in the world is the concept of shit eating, so for a while I thought Human Centipede was the grossest thing in the world. Then I heard of A Serbian Film and now think thats the grossest thing in the world. And there's probably worse than that but for my sanity I'm not looking it up.

And Ben, that sounds like a pretty accurate analogy.

Oh darling, if you want laughably pretentious schlock you simply must check out Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. Let me put it to you this way, the maker of the movie changed his name to Lucifer Valentine without any sense of irony, and is thoroughly convinced his introduction of the genre vomit-gore to the world is just the bees knees.

http://www.slaughteredvomitdolls.com/

Disclaimer: The movie makes no sense whatsoever.

[Saya]

I might need a rifftrax for that. Sounds like the Tommy Wiseau of horror.