As long as you are pondering screwdrivers, let me bring some other, equally blunt and destructive objects to mind ... in case your muse dries up or your courage re-inhabits your spine:
an awl
a hammer
a chisel
a box of penny nails
a horseshoe
a lawn dart
a toothpick
Oh, hey, let's not forget my favorites ... a vegetable peeler or a cheese grater!
Now, go away and do something worth doing, ya mook!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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