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Old 08-11-2010, 08:40 AM   #1
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Exclamation The show us your titties thread!

Yup! Whether you be a lady or a dude, if you got tits, show 'em! If you'd rather not post them here, send them to me through my MySpazz. The most awesome boobs get an instrument built by me! As with all things of this nature, the other JCC gets to help judge who will win said instrument. The criteria of awesomeness will not be made public, to save from unscrupulous cheaters!
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:38 AM   #2
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if you google my name and or my old pinup moniker you'll find them pretty quick
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:39 AM   #3
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What is this instrument you speak of?
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:45 AM   #4
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An all acoustic one.

Images must be taken specifically for this. Old photos do not count.
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:49 AM   #5
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I've never taken a picture of my boobs in my life...there's not much to see. Can I just take a picture of my friends boobs?
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Old 08-11-2010, 10:01 AM   #6
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...Can I post a pic of honeythorns boobs?
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Old 08-11-2010, 10:05 AM   #8
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Gosh dang it.
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:32 PM   #10
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Shit son, it's just like old times. I'm getting misty-eyed.
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Old 08-11-2010, 02:18 PM   #11
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You going to show yours?
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Old 08-11-2010, 02:31 PM   #12
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I'm too thin for man tits.
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Old 08-11-2010, 02:34 PM   #13
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You should construct a pair. I'll lend you a bra to hold them in!!!
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Old 08-11-2010, 02:51 PM   #14
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You have a chest? Take a picture

HoneyThorn *nods in agreement*
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Old 08-11-2010, 03:22 PM   #15
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Oldie but a goodie.

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Old 08-11-2010, 03:38 PM   #16
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Old 08-11-2010, 03:39 PM   #17
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Old 08-11-2010, 03:57 PM   #18
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Old 08-11-2010, 04:01 PM   #19
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Fuck, forgot the disclaimer. All participants must be 18 years old or more. Runners up will receive something or other. A Bipolar Joe CD-R or tape or something, I dunno.
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Old 08-11-2010, 04:03 PM   #20
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Without rules, we are but savages.
Aw crap! I was going to claim Korinna's bust as mine..

*kicks the floor* guess I'm not allowed that either. but i am a savage fruitbat

How will the be judged?

I don't think my camera will zoom that much?
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Old 08-11-2010, 04:06 PM   #21
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There is no way I can compete with this fabulous set of cleavage
1) That picture has been disqualified and 2) you don't know what the criteria for winning is and 3) the rules state the criteria for winning will not be revealed prior to judging to prevent cheaters.
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Old 08-11-2010, 04:07 PM   #22
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As stated, judging criteria is secret to prevent shenanigans. No matter yr boobie size, all are welcome as all have their merits. You can't go wrong with tits, with the few exceptions.
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I've had a not very good go .... I won't win but I've had a go anyway ^^
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Old 08-11-2010, 04:10 PM   #24
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Pre cleavage is welcome, but bare is preferred. If there's a good enough mix, there may be a sub-catagory, and each winner will get something. Names will be with held unless asked, we value yr privacy as participants in this gentlemanly battle of the boobs.

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Old 08-11-2010, 04:13 PM   #25
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I've had a not very good go .... I won't win but I've had a go anyway ^^
You are a doll .

For any one not in the know, pictures can be sent to http://www.myspace.com/bipolarjoenoizist through private mail. Please include yr username.
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