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Old 07-31-2004, 07:45 PM   #1151
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Re: manson

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Originally Posted by AuroraBorealis
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black and red are the best combination of colors ever!!
In my opinion, it's black and purple. :wink:
No no my friend the best combination -ever- is black and ceurlean ;D
No no... If anyone is right, it is The Lights In The Sky- Purple and Black rock. However-

Black, purple, and silver rock harder.
Welcome, you newbies.

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Old 08-02-2004, 01:05 AM   #1152
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Re: manson

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black and red are the best combination of colors ever!!
In my opinion, it's black and purple. :wink:
Ditto, black and purple kick ass. Black and red are good, too, if it's blood red. As a side note, black and pink suck because it's overdone.
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:33 PM   #1153
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you all are losers! everyone knows that baby blue and pink are the best colors together! Idiots! :twisted:

seriously though...it's all about black and crimson red......
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Raven, my best friend New York sucked big time. I did nothing there that I could of not done here. Every thing was the same expect going to Six Flags. That was just about the only time I had fun there in New York. *sighs* I might not be going back next summer cause its really getting old doing the same thing over and over. Anyways how was everyone else summer? Did anyone do anything new?
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Old 08-04-2004, 02:16 AM   #1155
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You suceeded to fuck yourself,here is a trophy and a passport plus plane ticket to japan,enjoy and thanks for playing "can you fuck yourself?"
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Old 08-04-2004, 07:42 PM   #1156
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Re: manson

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As a side note, black and pink suck because it's overdone.
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Such wisdom have I never seen!

These are worth the read-


Chinese Wisdom

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get tired
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.





> > > >Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
> > > >But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Inside every older person is a younger person --
> > > wondering what the
> > > hell
> > > >happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >The hardest years in life are those between ten
> > > and seventy.
> > > >-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think
> > > of them as stray
> > > >eyebrows.
> > > >
> > > >-Janette Barber-
> > > >
> > > >+++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Things are going to get a lot worse before they
> > > get worse.
> > > >
> > > >-Lily Tomlin-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
> > > never owned a car
> > > >
> > > >-Carrie Snow-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
> > > cry with your
> > > >girlfriends.
> > > >
> > > >-Laurie Kuslansky-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >My second favorite household chore is ironing. My
> > > first being,
> > > hitting my
> > > >head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
> > > >
> > > >-Erma Bombeck-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> > > >
> > > >-Bette Davis-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
> > > must do what he
> > > can't.
> > > >
> > > >-Rhonda Hansome-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> > > >
> > > >-Jane Sellman-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Every time I close the door on reality it comes in
> > > through the
> > > windows.
> > > >
> > > >-Jennifer Unlimited-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Whatever women must do they must do twice as well
> > > as men to be
> > > thought
> > > >half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
> > > >
> > > >-Charlotte Whitton-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
> > > together and your body
> > > >starts falling apart.
> > > >
> > > >-Caryn Leschen-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
> > > several days attack me
> > > at
> > > >once.
> > > >
> > > >-Jennifer Unlimited-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
> > > have to be a
> > > horrible
> > > >warning.
> > > >
> > > >-Catherine-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >When I was young, I was put in a school for
> > > retarded kids for two
> > > years
> > > >before they realized I actually had a hearing
> > > loss. And they called
> > > ME
> > > >slow!
> > > >
> > > >-Kathy Buckley-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
> > > because I know I'm not
> > > dumb
> > > >.. and I'm also not blonde.
> > > >
> > > >-Dolly Parton-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >If high heels were so wonderful, men would still
> > > be wearing them.
> > > >
> > > >-Sue Grafton-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you
> > > can ride on.
> > > >
> > > >-Roseanne Barr-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >When women are depressed they either eat or go
> > > shopping. Men invade
> > > >another country.
> > > >
> > > >-Elayne Boosler-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
> > > >
> > > >-Maryon Pearson-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
> > > if you want
> > > anything
> > > >done, ask a woman.
> > > >
> > > >-Margaret Thatcher-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to
> > > combine marriage
> > > and a
> > > >career.
> > > >
> > > >-Gloria Steinem-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a
> > > man I keep his
> > > house.
> > > >
> > > >-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> > > >
> > > >++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > >
> > > >Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
> > > permission.
> > > >
> > > >-Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > > >





Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
married last month. Wife knows everything.




Bar and resturant signs

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE



Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC



If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC



Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia



Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO



No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC



At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ



It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ



Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT





If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.



If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC



Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ





You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.



No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA



and lastly the ladies favorite ~~~


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX




The Leopard, Monkey & Smart Dachshund

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says..."Where's that stupid monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULL




Definitely church bulletin material:
A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him.
He does the honest thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.
As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up.
He takes her to the police station where she is searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects. He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake." "You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him."
"I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."




HELL
A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates
facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, and welcome."
She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. "Wait a minute," she said.
"I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands."

He smiled. "Ah, you must be one of our Pagan sisters. Follow me, please."
Peter gestured for her to follow him down a small path which went
through the gates and down a bit to the left. They walked for a short
while, then he stepped back and gestured her forward. Looking past his
hand, she saw the verdant fields and forests of her desired Summerlands.
She saw people feasting, dancing, and making merry, exactly as she
expected. While shaking her head in wonder, the Pagan happened to
glance over to one side and saw a small group of people a short way
away from the edge of the Summerlands. The people in the group were
watching the revelers, but not joining them. Instead, they were
screaming and weeping piteously.

The Pagan looked at St. Peter. "Who are those people?"

St. Peter replied, "Them? They're fundamentalists. They're a bit surprised
to see you all there, so they stand there and carry on like that all day."

"Why? Don't they have better things to do?"

Peter leaned conspiratorially toward her. "They don't really have a
choice. They're actually in Hell. God doesn't like being told what He
thinks."
]




> The following are actual stories provided by a retiring Washington, D.C.
> travel agent of 30+ years:
>

> I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her
> hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
>
> I got a call from a Candidate's Staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I
> started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information
> then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid,
> but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like
> the
> stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown
> is in Africa."
> Her response ... (click).
>
> A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package
> we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said
> he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not
> possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied,
> "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin
> state!!!"
>
> I got a call from a Lawmakers Wife who asked, "Is it possible to see
> England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close
> on the map." DUH!
>
> An Aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if they could
> rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed they
> had
> only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent
> a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a
> car to
> drive between the gates to save time."
>
> An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how
> it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 am and got
> into
> Chicago at 8:33 AM. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead
> of Illinois, but he could not understand the concept of time zones.
> Finally,
> I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
>
> A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
> description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I
> said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with
> the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm
> overweight, I think that is very rude?" After putting her on hold for a
> minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back
> and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT), and that the
> airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
>
> A Senator's Aide called in inquiring about a trip package to Hawaii.
> After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to
> fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
>
> I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do
> I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to
> which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of
> these darn planes have numbers on them."
>
> A Lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I
> have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she
> meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
> whatever!!"
>
> A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed
> in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I
> reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many
> times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure
> enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look,
> I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my
> American Express!"
>
> A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go
> from Chicago to Rhino, New York" The agent was at a loss for words.
> Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes,
> what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, the
> agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport
> code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted,
> "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The
> agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You
> don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it!" she admitted, "I knew it was
> a big animal". !!!
>
> Now you know why government is in the shape that it's in!
:roll: >
>
>
>




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Old 08-04-2004, 09:09 PM   #1157
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ROTFL, LMAO :P

That was on motherfuckin-huge fantastic funny post Ravena.

50 Fun Things For Non-Christians To Do In Church
David Henley
Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
Put stray dogs in coat closets.
Un-tune the piano.
Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would you rather be stoned or crucified?"
Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
Start a wave.
Do cool things with the lighting.
When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
Make up your own words to the songs.
Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out quickly.
Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
Dress all in black, or in camo.
Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two. Change sets for the evening service.
If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.
At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks.
Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
Inflate balloons, then send them off.
Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons.
Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page.
Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.
Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is.
When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of me," and lick them.
Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"
Blow bubbles.
Fake a possession.
Distribute condoms.
Speak in tongues.
Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
Drool in the collection plate.
Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed.
Show unusual interest in any reference to the word "Ministry".
At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside.
Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.
Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"
Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight.
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Old 08-05-2004, 05:22 PM   #1158
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HOLY SHIT AKHIRA! That was better than mine!!!!! :lol:
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:00 PM   #1159
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LMAo

LMAO off. Your lists were hilarious, but i'm laughing at Ravena's Quote. I'm flattered that you used what I said, but....uh....lol...my name Is Bodnoirbabe, not bodOnoirbabe.....

I know it's an honest mistake. that is so funny! LMAO!
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:41 PM   #1160
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HOLY SHIT AKHIRA! That was better than mine!!!!! :lol:
*Send to everyone on email list*
No it wasn't And your post was lot's longer.

Hmmmm...maybe we should hold awards for the longest meaningful posts on gothic.net. You'll beat everyone easy... Hehehe...

Signs that you have had too much of the Hi-Tech age
Based on an email from Lisa.

1) You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3) You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-)

4) You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

5) You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6) You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

7) Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

8) The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

9) You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

10) Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.

11) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

12) You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

13) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

14) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.

15) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

16) You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

17) Your idea of being organised is multiple-coloured Post-it notes.

18) You're reading this.
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:27 PM   #1161
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Re: LMAo

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LMAO off. Your lists were hilarious, but i'm laughing at Ravena's Quote. I'm flattered that you used what I said, but....uh....lol...my name Is Bodnoirbabe, not bodOnoirbabe.....

I know it's an honest mistake. that is so funny! LMAO!

Yeah, I know... I logged on today, noticed it first thing and said 'Shit!'

Soweee.... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Keep it coming, Akhira...
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:44 PM   #1162
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As the provider of random sex,
I'm getting sceptical.
Since you've joined my parade I can laugh,
I've had you my way.

~Orgy, The spectrum.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~

School starts soon. I can't wait to start at Douglas Anderson School of the Arts. DASOTA... I like that. D_O_T_N will be going over to Fletcher at the Beaches, and Davena is going back to Sandlewood, or Scandleweed as I call it. I just got Yahoo messenger, so if you want to drop me one, I'm Ravenwind87.... same address for MSN.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~

I
Stand firm
In my solidarity.
The path I walk
(The path I walk!)
I walk it with my own resolve.
When Darkness falls
We are reborn.

~Spineshank? When Darkness Falls



My little namesank and Nephew Kyle is two today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE!!!
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:08 PM   #1163
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Two medical proffessionals meet in a bar and decide to sleep together that night. Before they get into bed, the woman scrubs her hands for a good 5 minutes. After the sex, the two lay there and talk. Finaly the man says, "Are you a surgeon?"
"Why yes. How did you know?"
"Well, you spent a while scrubbing up before, you know," The man replies.
"I'm an anesthesiologist myself."
"I know," The woman replied, getting up.
"How?"
"I didn't feel a thing."

ouch....
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Old 08-08-2004, 08:53 PM   #1164
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Hehehe.. funny Ravena. :lol:

I saw something funny on my way to work.

The bus was waiting at a crossing for the signal to change. Guess what I saw.. Guy on a bike with a Pomerian sitting in front of him. A rare sight on the streets of Bangalore. The little dog rode without a helmet or safety harness. Which is pretty dangerous since it can't straddle the bike like a human does. To the drivers credit he was going slowly. Ofcourse the problem was the pomerian substituting for left/right blinker. It raised the wrong paw for the wrong turn...hehehehe.. :twisted:
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Old 08-11-2004, 07:59 AM   #1165
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i'm on my way to the doctor...
i'm going to find out if i'm pregnant...
if i am not pregnant i will scream..
puking at odd hours of the night and day just are'nt worth it if it's all for nothing.....
everyone wish me luck..
and hope that i bring a new gothling into the fold

the doctor said it's a negative.. but we'll get a second opinion..
why?
because the smell of pickles makes me run away!
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:59 AM   #1166
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Courtesy of my best buddy AlKilyu:

:o

http://www.bloodyfingermail.com/message.php

Beats Hallmark to fucking hell!!

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Old 08-13-2004, 11:15 AM   #1167
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sitting

its fryday evening im waiting for school to get out. i was just dumped from my 1 month relationship. all is going good. no one has caought my eye. im bleeding from my brow. i was playing with it to much and it started bleeding. i found out that if it gets 2 infected im going to have to get it taken out and put a ring back in it. it will stay there for 6 weeks then i have to put the bar brell back in it. hmmmm wow the pen i was chewing on just popped in my mouth,. im ready to die and thats abouit it. slowly the time is ticking to my mortal death................. but all is going good. there is going to be a huricane soon. tommorow. hopefully the concert wont be cancelled. if it does im going to shoot someone. :x doom doom doom doom doom doom....................... so lonely in this hell whole. but why bother telling you fucks. its not like you care! its a com,puter world and no one bothers to care. i always be this pale white dude.
but hell this is my day. i get to go to the reck at 2:30 and smoke some weed and some cigeretes. well goodbye people. ill be here leave me a messedge if you want (i dout you will)
good day
so long
forever in silence pepito
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:40 PM   #1168
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Life on the Planet of the Apes

Thinking about the strange deficits of the "normie" race.

One of them is a wierd hatred of planning and foresight. I realize it must be a result of ages of misery. The hominids first developed in a fairly warm world, but the ice ages have been going for the last 2 1/2 million years.

Anyone with any sense of the future would quickly realize that a quick jump off a cliff or into the mouth of a predator beats a lifetime of miserable scrounging for food in an icy world. At the same time, we had to retain enough intelligence to figure out how to survive at all. So an emotional barrier was erected against being able to model the future.

At the same time, tribalism was reinforced. Almost no one could survive outside of a tribe in that world. Being a chatty, shallow, moo-cow helped you get along with the tribe. Having insight into others and integrity of opinion made you unpopular. So real thinkers always died.

Evidently, those good times are coming back, starting in the next 80-100 years. Whoo hoo!

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Old 08-14-2004, 05:31 PM   #1169
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Mars

Most of you couldn't give a rat's ass about this,but I think it's beautiful that I'll get to share this with my daughter and husband!!!



The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is
catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest
approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars
may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on
Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars
has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be
as long as 60,000 years before it happens again. The encounter will
culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within
34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be
(next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain
a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest
75-power magnification

Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be
easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the East at
10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at
nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's
pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in
recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to
see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL
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Old 08-15-2004, 04:58 PM   #1170
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Well Pepito, I'm just a pale white chick, so welcome to the suckaroo fold.

Welcome back Wolfie! I missed you! Thanks for the planetary tip.

Jade... Much Love and Luck. I'll cross my fingers for you.

Yay for you, Eyes! It's nice to see someone come out on top.

I LOVE MY NEW SCHOOL. It's so refreshing to be able to dress the way I want to because I'm not one of 7 white people. I have... friends! Well, buddies, but still. I sat at a table with three black people and they didnt think I was a freak! That may sound racist, but after two years of my last school, that attitude seemed so cool to me. I have three arts classes [(I go for creative writing) Playwriting, Journalism, American Literature/ Creative writing], Algebra 2, English 3 Honors, Spanish 2, and Individual Dual Sports. I finally got an iron, so I can iron-on a picture of Asurai onto my 'I love Nerds' shirt.
My new school is the shit.
PPD, or Pagan Pride Day, is on the 28... I can't wait. I have done secuity for the past two years, and loved it. I'm a volunteer, what can I say?
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:14 PM   #1171
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thnk you eyes and ravena.. i'm crossing my fingers too..

also to ravena.. i am soooo jealous.. i want to go to a pagan pride day too! :x
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:29 PM   #1172
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Come down! I'll put you up! There will be all sorts of vendors and workshops... Go to PaganPride.com and see if there is an organization in your area.

"I often think that the night is more alive and richly colored than the day."
-Vincent Van Goh

Van Goh was Goth. :lol:
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Old 08-15-2004, 07:02 PM   #1173
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Wolfie, you make me think of my grandma, going outside when she was 92 and looking at the moon. Our whole family love to watch the excitement above us - lunar eclipses, storm-dyed skies, meteor showers ...

Thank you for giving me these thoughts.

Blessings on you, babe.
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:57 PM   #1174
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Re: Mars

Quote:
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Most of you couldn't give a rat's ass about this,but I think it's beautiful that I'll get to share this with my daughter and husband!!!



The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is
catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest
approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars
may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on
Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars
has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be
as long as 60,000 years before it happens again. The encounter will
culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within
34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be
(next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain
a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest
75-power magnification

Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be
easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the East at
10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at
nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's
pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in
recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to
see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL
EVER SEE THIS AGAIN
First on, Nice to see ya back WolfMoon!

I do give a rats ass about Mars. Stargazing is in the Blood so to speak.
Bu I'm a little confused here. Wasn't the close encounter a few months back. I remember that Mars looked brighter than Venus for weeks.
And isn't that kinda impossible for Mars to look as large as the Fullmoon?Jupiter's funky gravitation aside.
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Old 08-16-2004, 09:25 AM   #1175
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thnk you eyes and ravena.. i'm crossing my fingers too..

also to ravena.. i am soooo jealous.. i want to go to a pagan pride day too! :x
I'd love to go to one too!Suicide,don't worry the mother always 'knows'.I told my husband the day I found out I was pregnant that we would have a little girl!Listen to your intuition,it's there for a reason,lol.

Maimy,my mom used to tell me when I missed my great-grandmother that whenever a 'coincidence' brought up memories of her that it was her letting me know she loves me where-ever she is.

Akhira,I'm not sure exactly.I just got it in an e-mail from a family member.

Eyes,much luck and good wishes,luv.

Ravena,I hope you post pics of that shirt!
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