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Old 01-15-2006, 07:34 PM   #4901
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....well i'm turned on....
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Old 01-15-2006, 08:43 PM   #4902
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Has anyone ever noticed that ducks only like you if you have bread?
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Old 01-15-2006, 10:08 PM   #4903
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Has anyone ever noticed that ducks only like you if you have bread?

OMG! i feel used and dirty now.
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Old 01-15-2006, 10:11 PM   #4904
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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Who lost his pineapple to his bankruptcy?





















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Old 01-15-2006, 11:38 PM   #4905
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*choking... laughing...no choking* Nice...

Okay to catch up:


Ben, I hope things improve for you in a hurry, that's too much for one person to deal with. My thoughts are with you.

Scythan, happy two year!! I hope you celebrated big!

I've been dead sick for the past three days, I even (god forbid) missed work. At least the delirium has subsided and my frequent cough has minimized to once every hour or so... but I hurt still.
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Old 01-16-2006, 01:16 AM   #4906
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Some of that shit made with the Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer actually looks pretty good. Thats twice I have brought him up, infomercials can be pretty catchy.

Why did the "non-messy clean up" and "30 percent more juice" catch my attention. I swear I have a one-track mind at times.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:31 AM   #4907
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Bah. Screw'em sideways with a chainsaw. Either they can't get laid or somebody fucked their significant other and they don't know how to deal.

I embrace my inner 'ho.

Random tangent- I have a coconut bra, somewhere. Buy my kuh-nockers outgrew it. I need a genetically engineered coconut in a medium C cup, please. I'll do the rest. *gets my drill and leather thonging*
Santarea - I love that attitude.

When I think about people like that, I like to put them in perspective by imagining the same attitudes about food or other necessities (and yes, I do consider sex a necessity for one's health and well being.) For example, such a person might say "Women will eat anything. They're all such gluttons." This casts the person in the truly disturbed catagory they belong in. And it should allow anyone to see that when a human being says such ridiculously irrational things, they should be pitied. And since, based on a lifetime of experience, I don't expect such people to ever grow or get better, I have one suggestion:

Just ignore the corpse and move on.

Now about that coconut thing, allow me to say something terribly 8th gradish - if I find the coconut, can I be around for the fitting?!?!?
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:10 AM   #4908
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Then you can sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" with a whole new meaning!

Pretty peaches indeed! LMAO!
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:50 AM   #4909
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Heehee.

Is he masturbating with his guitar?

:O
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:59 AM   #4910
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Then you can sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" with a whole new meaning!

Pretty peaches indeed! LMAO!
And I thought I was the only one to ever make a joke with that song!

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edit: Dreamy ~ I heart you like, whoa!
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:00 PM   #4911
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are a standing in a row.
Big ones small ones, Some as big as your head.

Damn, I love that song!
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:09 PM   #4912
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Haha, CNN is banned from Iran for misreporting shit once again.
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:19 PM   #4913
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Hehehe, idiots.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:37 PM   #4914
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Is he masturbating with his guitar?

:O
Erm, I can't imagibe how that's physically possible. :O
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:34 PM   #4915
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Don't you know some of the greatest ideas come to you either in the shower or on the shunky?
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:37 PM   #4916
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Also I recall a rap artist "Master P" with his Ughhhh nananana song. Hmmm... I think that one was done on the crapper. "Yo, P. That shit was hot yo." "What was hot yo?" "That Ughhhhh nanana." "For real boy?" "Yeah nigga." "Cool. Give me the tape recorder."

Wow... I have to much spare time at night.
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:44 PM   #4917
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P is for Poopie!






That's pretty much all I got..
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:47 PM   #4918
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Haha, CNN is banned from Iran for misreporting shit once again.

Tell the truth you too are addicted to that site? It has gotten more hits than cnn.con a couple of times, but they wrote that off since he was on Fox pwning them.
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:51 PM   #4919
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That's pretty much all I got..

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Old 01-17-2006, 12:33 AM   #4920
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Hahaha...

I used to have a t-shirt that had Che raising his hand (you know the pose), and he had a comic word bubble coming from his mouth that said, "El Fist Fuck!".

Hahahaha... classic.

Anyway dropped by to say hi to all my internet friends. I am doing very well. I'm on meds and I quit smoking and drinking. I am expected to live for quite some time.

I have once again invested in broadband (yay!). I will try to be around some more.

I have also found a temporary jobbie fore I am once again moving. I am to move closer to a major hospital. Minneapolis, here I come. I am moving sometime in Feburary (yay! again).

One more thing...

GO BRONCOS!






I'm back, feels good.
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:43 AM   #4921
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Hi Tenet! It's nice to hear from you again...I was thinking that you were going to leave us. It sounds like you're making good decisions for yourself; I hope for nothing but the best for you in your future.

Don't stop posting, though!
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:29 AM   #4922
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Minneapolis???? Really Tenet??

Can I stalk you?
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:25 AM   #4923
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stalking is naughty.......

just ask my ex-boyfriend.
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:08 AM   #4924
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stalking is naughty.......

just ask my ex-boyfriend.

I was stalked twice in high school, and I had to talk to the school officials about one of them because she was somewhat certifiable (she'd have to be to want me!) it was sooo embarrassing as a guy to have to do that. Sadly, the other one who had agreed to stop, found out where my first job was after high school and started frequenting it. WORST part was she was dating a guy I was friends with, and she had her best friend tell me that after seeing me again she wanted me and was going to leave him!

Ugh.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:34 AM   #4925
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Tenet - Welcome back!

Oh, I know you weren't gone long, but you were missed. And yeah, I too wondered what kind of choices you were going to make and if you were going to be back. I'm glad that you've made some strong decisions and that you are here again.

Gnet is nowhere nearly as cool without you.
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