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01-15-2006, 07:34 PM
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#4901
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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....well i'm turned on....
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-15-2006, 08:43 PM
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#4902
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Has anyone ever noticed that ducks only like you if you have bread?
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I miss you, I still need you.
Hear no evil
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See no evil
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01-15-2006, 10:08 PM
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#4903
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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Quote:
Originally Posted by joyslayer
Has anyone ever noticed that ducks only like you if you have bread?
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OMG! i feel used and dirty now.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-15-2006, 10:11 PM
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#4904
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Who lost his pineapple to his bankruptcy?
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01-15-2006, 11:38 PM
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#4905
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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*choking... laughing...no choking* Nice...
Okay to catch up:
Ben, I hope things improve for you in a hurry, that's too much for one person to deal with. My thoughts are with you.
Scythan, happy two year!! I hope you celebrated big!
I've been dead sick for the past three days, I even (god forbid) missed work. At least the delirium has subsided and my frequent cough has minimized to once every hour or so... but I hurt still.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-16-2006, 01:16 AM
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#4906
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Some of that shit made with the Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer actually looks pretty good. Thats twice I have brought him up, infomercials can be pretty catchy.
Why did the "non-messy clean up" and "30 percent more juice" catch my attention. I swear I have a one-track mind at times.
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Confessed faults are half mended.
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-16-2006, 06:31 AM
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#4907
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Santarea
Bah. Screw'em sideways with a chainsaw. Either they can't get laid or somebody fucked their significant other and they don't know how to deal.
I embrace my inner 'ho.
Random tangent- I have a coconut bra, somewhere. Buy my kuh-nockers outgrew it. I need a genetically engineered coconut in a medium C cup, please. I'll do the rest. *gets my drill and leather thonging*
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Santarea - I love that attitude.
When I think about people like that, I like to put them in perspective by imagining the same attitudes about food or other necessities (and yes, I do consider sex a necessity for one's health and well being.) For example, such a person might say "Women will eat anything. They're all such gluttons." This casts the person in the truly disturbed catagory they belong in. And it should allow anyone to see that when a human being says such ridiculously irrational things, they should be pitied. And since, based on a lifetime of experience, I don't expect such people to ever grow or get better, I have one suggestion:
Just ignore the corpse and move on.
Now about that coconut thing, allow me to say something terribly 8th gradish - if I find the coconut, can I be around for the fitting?!?!?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-16-2006, 10:10 AM
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#4908
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Then you can sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" with a whole new meaning!
Pretty peaches indeed! LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-16-2006, 10:50 AM
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#4909
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dreamydancer
Heehee.
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Is he masturbating with his guitar?
:O
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01-16-2006, 10:59 AM
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#4910
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Then you can sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" with a whole new meaning!
Pretty peaches indeed! LMAO!
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And I thought I was the only one to ever make a joke with that song!
;P
edit: Dreamy ~ I heart you like, whoa!
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01-16-2006, 03:00 PM
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#4911
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are a standing in a row.
Big ones small ones, Some as big as your head.
Damn, I love that song!
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Hear no evil
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See no evil
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01-16-2006, 03:09 PM
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#4912
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Beautiful U.S. of A.
Posts: 1,241
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Haha, CNN is banned from Iran for misreporting shit once again.
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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01-16-2006, 03:19 PM
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#4913
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Hehehe, idiots.
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I miss you, I still need you.
Hear no evil
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01-16-2006, 07:37 PM
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#4914
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
Posts: 649
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Is he masturbating with his guitar?
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Erm, I can't imagibe how that's physically possible. :O
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Imagination takes the shadows away
Imagination keeps the shadows away
~Clan of Xymox
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01-16-2006, 08:34 PM
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#4915
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Don't you know some of the greatest ideas come to you either in the shower or on the shunky?
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Confessed faults are half mended.
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-16-2006, 08:37 PM
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#4916
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Also I recall a rap artist "Master P" with his Ughhhh nananana song. Hmmm... I think that one was done on the crapper. "Yo, P. That shit was hot yo." "What was hot yo?" "That Ughhhhh nanana." "For real boy?" "Yeah nigga." "Cool. Give me the tape recorder."
Wow... I have to much spare time at night.
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Confessed faults are half mended.
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-16-2006, 08:44 PM
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#4917
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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P is for Poopie!
That's pretty much all I got..
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01-16-2006, 08:47 PM
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#4918
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Binkie
Haha, CNN is banned from Iran for misreporting shit once again.
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Tell the truth you too are addicted to that site? It has gotten more hits than cnn.con a couple of times, but they wrote that off since he was on Fox pwning them.
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01-16-2006, 08:51 PM
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#4919
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
P is for Poopie!
That's pretty much all I got..
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01-17-2006, 12:33 AM
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#4920
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Hahaha...
I used to have a t-shirt that had Che raising his hand (you know the pose), and he had a comic word bubble coming from his mouth that said, "El Fist Fuck!".
Hahahaha... classic.
Anyway dropped by to say hi to all my internet friends. I am doing very well. I'm on meds and I quit smoking and drinking. I am expected to live for quite some time.
I have once again invested in broadband (yay!). I will try to be around some more.
I have also found a temporary jobbie fore I am once again moving. I am to move closer to a major hospital. Minneapolis, here I come. I am moving sometime in Feburary (yay! again).
One more thing...
GO BRONCOS!
I'm back, feels good.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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01-17-2006, 12:43 AM
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#4921
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Hi Tenet! It's nice to hear from you again...I was thinking that you were going to leave us. It sounds like you're making good decisions for yourself; I hope for nothing but the best for you in your future.
Don't stop posting, though!
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01-17-2006, 06:29 AM
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#4922
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Minneapolis???? Really Tenet??
Can I stalk you?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-17-2006, 07:25 AM
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#4923
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
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stalking is naughty.......
just ask my ex-boyfriend.
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01-17-2006, 09:08 AM
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#4924
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonie
stalking is naughty.......
just ask my ex-boyfriend.
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I was stalked twice in high school, and I had to talk to the school officials about one of them because she was somewhat certifiable (she'd have to be to want me!) it was sooo embarrassing as a guy to have to do that. Sadly, the other one who had agreed to stop, found out where my first job was after high school and started frequenting it. WORST part was she was dating a guy I was friends with, and she had her best friend tell me that after seeing me again she wanted me and was going to leave him!
Ugh.
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01-17-2006, 10:34 AM
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#4925
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Tenet - Welcome back!
Oh, I know you weren't gone long, but you were missed. And yeah, I too wondered what kind of choices you were going to make and if you were going to be back. I'm glad that you've made some strong decisions and that you are here again.
Gnet is nowhere nearly as cool without you.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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