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02-12-2009, 06:23 AM
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#226
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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...all contained in Beowulf's extensive music collection that was acquired at ....
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02-12-2009, 07:45 AM
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#227
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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.. Darth Vader's secret room,where he fapped alone, which is now......
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-12-2009, 10:59 AM
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#228
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Below the Sea, Above the Clouds
Posts: 193
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..the room where i take it in the ass.
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02-13-2009, 10:20 AM
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#229
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Meanwhile in another place in time Emperor Nero was about to propose to his horse ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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02-13-2009, 07:02 PM
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#230
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Below the Sea, Above the Clouds
Posts: 193
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until the horse growled and kicked making it obvious to Nero that his horsey was wanting to take it in the ass.
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02-14-2009, 06:37 AM
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#231
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Elsewhere in another galaxy in another univerese within a giants fingernail, which was in a universe which in its self was in the ear canel of a member of the Rolling Stones who was driving to ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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02-24-2009, 08:33 AM
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#232
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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The latest gig on the Gariatric Tour, the might earworms raged battle over the smaller and weaker bacteria. The battle had lasted a decade until....
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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02-24-2009, 10:01 AM
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#233
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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the afformentioned Rolling Stones member decided to have his ears syringed with a ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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02-24-2009, 02:19 PM
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#234
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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Antibiotic. Finally the earworms have triumphed! But, power hungery, the earworms move toward the brain for total control of the Rolling Stones member. They are stopped by....
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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02-24-2009, 04:31 PM
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#235
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
Posts: 1,670
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a herd of black dicks and then Albert mond walks in and..
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"What a bunch of garbage: liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job, of Slavery Inc."
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02-24-2009, 04:50 PM
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#236
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 291
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says what the fuck man! Now I have to share this...
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02-25-2009, 04:09 AM
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#237
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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epic tale chronicling the rise and fall of the Roman empire written by an infinite number of ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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02-26-2009, 08:36 AM
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#238
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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birds. Who are........
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02-27-2009, 01:36 PM
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#239
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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on an infinite number of typewriters in the middle of the Royal Albert Hall which has being teleported to ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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02-27-2009, 03:17 PM
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#240
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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Elvis, who faked his death and is secretly living in the Bermuda triangle where all the retards* go when they're 50.
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*= No, Elvis isn't a retard for those of you who would take offence
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02-28-2009, 05:50 AM
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#241
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Meanwhile Yoda was learning to play the banjo whilst sitting outside his hut in the swamps of ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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02-28-2009, 07:27 AM
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#242
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In the memories of other people.
Posts: 164
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Mississippi. Patiently awaiting the company of Huck Finn.
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02-28-2009, 08:34 AM
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#243
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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Who had mysteriously gone missing in the mind of a two year old.
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02-28-2009, 02:29 PM
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#244
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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A two year old Angler fish called Malcolm who was married to an estranged wardrobe becalmed in the branches of ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-02-2009, 05:49 AM
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#245
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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the Cahill family
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03-02-2009, 08:43 AM
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#246
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Who lived in the high mountaintops of
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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03-03-2009, 05:14 AM
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#247
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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The Mountains Of Madness, where they entertained the ancient ones with their unique brand of ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-03-2009, 05:25 AM
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#248
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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Humor and also were pondering whether to get paralytically drunk on gasoline or...
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03-03-2009, 05:35 AM
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#249
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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or their 100% home distilled moonshine which caused anyone to drink it to become ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-06-2009, 01:19 PM
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#250
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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giant octopuses
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