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05-28-2008, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
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Boywithscars
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I train, physically in hopes that i can join the army.
2. Where are you from?
Sheffield, England
3. Who is your favorite author?
....Fuck off! I don't really read.
4. What are your favorite films?
Life of brian, Saving private ryan, saw etc.
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I will never get married. Even if she's pregnant. Even if i lose a bet. Even if I would be paid a million pounds. Never!
6. At your funeral?
White noise and babies crying. That'll make the fuckers cry.
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Slowly. It would be a wasted experience to die too quickly. And besides i wanna see the blood flow.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
Fuck that! I wanna be propped up, nailed to a tree.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Hoodie, black trousers, blue T-shirt, trainers.....socks.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
you could experiment sexually and it was classed as 'being curious' rather than 'being inapropriate'.
11. What's your favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails. Hey fuck it, play them at my funeral.
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
Not much of one, but i'm a bright lad so I'll survive.
13. Why did you join?
Goth birds are sexy.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Lemme check......Hmmmmmmm.......Well it's little but it counts. I'm male.
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05-28-2008, 06:27 PM
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#2
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Join Date: May 2008
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Prepare for the onslaught.
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05-28-2008, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Prepare for the onslaught.
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who's that?
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05-28-2008, 06:35 PM
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#4
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Not a person, a flurry of posts where people tell you the exact same shit over and over because your name is Boywithscars and yr avatar is a slashed up arm.
Good luck, buddy!
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05-28-2008, 06:39 PM
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#5
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
Posts: 15
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Not a person, a flurry of posts where people tell you the exact same shit over and over because your name is Boywithscars and yr avatar is a slashed up arm.
Good luck, buddy!
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But it's a goth site. People will be kool with it. There won't be any whining. People will just leave it be and the only people who will care will be the other cutters who want to compare and talk about it and the excutters who want to talk about the difference in life and how hard the struggle is and the baby cutters who want tips. That's how the world works.
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05-28-2008, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 273
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I train, physically in hopes that i can join the army.
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There's not really any "trainging" required to join, last I checked. More of a "don't have any physical defects and don't get a criminal record" policy.
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3. Who is your favorite author?
....Fuck off! I don't really read.
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Suprisingly enough, "fuck off and die" is not a correct response there. It's certainly an option, as you just showed, but it just makes you look like a nose dripping.
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6. At your funeral?
White noise and babies crying. That'll make the fuckers cry.
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Personally, I think I'd go with a conga dance number based on what I've heard so far. Something with zip.
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7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Slowly. It would be a wasted experience to die too quickly. And besides i wanna see the blood flow.
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You'd be suprised how completely un-fun it is to see major bloodflow and a moment later have the neurons click to realize that it's yours. Personally, I dislike seeing myself leak precious fluids.
[quotw]8. What kind of casket would you want?
Fuck that! I wanna be propped up, nailed to a tree.[/quote]
I don't even need to comment here, eh people?
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10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
you could experiment sexually and it was classed as 'being curious' rather than 'being inapropriate'.
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It's always inappropriate to try and screw pigeons you netted in the park.
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12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
Not much of one, but i'm a bright lad so I'll survive.
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You're not being serious, are you?
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13. Why did you join?
Goth birds are sexy.
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You've never seen a 300 lbs woman from Wales all snazzed up for a night at the Goth bar; all freshly rolled in pancake batter. There are more "misses" than "hits" for looks, it would seem.
Please, go take up recreational sterno drinking or something.
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05-28-2008, 06:49 PM
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#7
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
But it's a goth site. People will be kool with it. There won't be any whining. People will just leave it be and the only people who will care will be the other cutters who want to compare and talk about it and the excutters who want to talk about the difference in life and how hard the struggle is and the baby cutters who want tips. That's how the world works.
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Sure thing! HIGH FIVE!!!
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05-28-2008, 06:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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This is sad.
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05-28-2008, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
But it's a goth site. People will be kool with it. There won't be any whining. People will just leave it be and the only people who will care will be the other cutters who want to compare and talk about it and the excutters who want to talk about the difference in life and how hard the struggle is and the baby cutters who want tips. That's how the world works.
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Aw, I had the perfect opportunity to make a parallel world joke and didn't.
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05-28-2008, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Let's make believe and do it anyway. Then let's have sex!
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05-28-2008, 07:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Aw, I had the perfect opportunity to make a parallel world joke and didn't.
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I don't get it.
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05-28-2008, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 273
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
I don't get it.
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Heh. We know.
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05-28-2008, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,041
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I have to agree with Underwater Ophelia. This is sad.
I have nothing to say to you. It feels as if it would be a waste of words.
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05-28-2008, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
But it's a goth site. People will be kool with it. There won't be any whining. People will just leave it be and the only people who will care will be the other cutters who want to compare and talk about it and the excutters who want to talk about the difference in life and how hard the struggle is and the baby cutters who want tips. That's how the world works.
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First off cutting is a definite no no if you want to join the military, militaries want soldiers to kill others, not themselves (untill after the fighting is over at least). I know the American military checks for such things and it is an immediate disqualifier for military service, I have no doubts the British military has a similar policy. Also goth is not about "ooh I cut myself, lets compare scars", infact we take cutters very seriously and encourage them to seek help in getting over it. The fact that you make light of it makes you a very sick person in a very bad way. Please seek help, visit our music forum, and look up the wikipedia article on goth while you're at it or even better ask our historians on the subject.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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05-28-2008, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I forgot about that...
Yeah...any sign of mental instability is a quick way to shut yourself out of the military.
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05-28-2008, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Originally Posted by ††BlackRose††
I have to agree with Underwater Ophelia. This is sad.
I have nothing to say to you. It feels as if it would be a waste of words.
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Oops, too late.
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05-28-2008, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
Posts: 1,641
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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05-28-2008, 08:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Too rude for someone that can't cope with life.
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-28-2008, 08:06 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
I forgot about that...
Yeah...any sign of mental instability is a quick way to shut yourself out of the military.
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Yeah and by the looks of those scars, he's pretty much screwed. Those things are going to leave permanent, and very visible marks on your arms that they will pick up on. So kiss your dreams of military service goodbye, hopefuly this will teach you an extremely valuable lesson.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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05-28-2008, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
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Originally Posted by Renatus
Yeah and by the looks of those scars, he's pretty much screwed. Those things are going to leave permanent, and very visible marks on your arms that they will pick up on. So kiss your dreams of military service goodbye, hopefuly this will teach you an extremely valuable lesson.
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Maybe but, now it's too late for me to do anything with what I've learnt.
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05-28-2008, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Well, you could always kill yrself.
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05-28-2008, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Well, you could always kill yrself.
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An interesting subject. Described as "the coward's way out" it's only attainable if you force yourself to overcome your deep seeded, instinctual self preservation and effectively cause enough damage to yourself to destroy your body beyond both repair and usage.
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05-28-2008, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
Maybe but, now it's too late for me to do anything with what I've learnt.
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So learn something new.
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05-28-2008, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Originally Posted by boywithscars
An interesting subject. Described as "the coward's way out" it's only attainable if you force yourself to overcome your deep seeded, instinctual self preservation and effectively cause enough damage to yourself to destroy your body beyond both repair and usage.
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Well done.
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05-28-2008, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sheffield, England
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Well done.
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thank you.
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