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01-08-2009, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Catch Goth Style
I am so tired of people not knowing how to dress themselves. To correct this problem, I am going to dedicate articles to demonstrate how to do things. This is mainly tips, but I already know one of you jerks will just copy the outfits. However, one day you'll meet someone with the same outfit and you'll be stuck in a conversation about me. (It isn't a threat. It's a promise.)
First edition and video of Catch Goth Style:
http://gothilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/goth-style.html
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01-08-2009, 07:51 PM
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You're so tired of people not looking like what you think is good that you are going to waste a bunch of time writing articles and making videos proving that, in both appearance and action, you are a complete douche bag?
Good Job.
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01-08-2009, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Oh, don't encourage her.
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01-08-2009, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Scum
Hahahaah! Is that you in the video?
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
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She's so gawff that I shit bats la-- crying tears of blood.
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01-08-2009, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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I think it sucks coherent speech into the darkness as well. I am at a complete loss for words in response to that...
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01-08-2009, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
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Who died and made YOU Fairy Gothmother?
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Look at me, guys! I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!
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01-08-2009, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
I am so tired of people not knowing how to dress themselves. To correct this problem, I am going to dedicate articles to demonstrate how to do things. This is mainly tips, but I already know one of you jerks will just copy the outfits. However, one day you'll meet someone with the same outfit and you'll be stuck in a conversation about me. (It isn't a threat. It's a promise.)
First edition and video of Catch Goth Style:
http://gothilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/goth-style.html
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Are you secretly a cat lady?
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01-08-2009, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badteccy
Are you secretly a cat lady?
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I wouldn't call it secret, I'd rather call it obvious.
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Look at me, guys! I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!
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01-08-2009, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Attack Of Tha Duckman.
Princess Diana.
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I literally lol'd at this, oh I need to find a picture from a Zombie shuffle that happened here, someone dressed up as zombie Princess Diana (car wheel included).
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01-09-2009, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Q: Whats the Difference between a Mercedes and a Volvo?
Highlight for Answer:
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo.
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01-09-2009, 06:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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I'm sorry but that was completely terrible! Firstly your outfits looked horrible; how can you instruct others on how to dress if you cannot dress yourself? And secondly, what were you doing?! It looked like you were trying to erotic dance!! LOL! So furthermore, it was absolutly terrible be I would never take advice from you.
P.S. Your stomach was showing.
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01-09-2009, 07:10 AM
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to be honest, I don't think that the video was all that great. If you are trying to instruct people on how to dress goth, you failed miserably.
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01-09-2009, 07:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XxBloodyrosexX
It looked like you were trying an erratic dance!!
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There, fixed it for you.
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01-09-2009, 07:27 AM
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If you play it in fast forward it looks like she's having an epileptic fit
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01-09-2009, 09:10 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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I have a couple serious questions.
What is it about the gothic subculture that,
A. attracts fat, ugly people.
B. makes those fat, ugly people think that, since they're goth, they are now fashion divas, instead of the fat, ugly people they really are.
C. (relating to Catch's blog) makes talentless hacks think they can draw/paint/write/sing, when really, they're just talentless hacks.
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01-09-2009, 10:38 AM
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Fucking Jesus. WHY do fat, ugly teenagers think wearing their mums old clothes make them look cool? Even my 12yr old sat her pissing herself laughing at that video. You would look more goth in a black bin bag, with another over your head, pulled tightly.
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01-09-2009, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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I can't remember where I read it, so I can't credit the author properly but I think the explanation is close to the truth:
In Western culture, the self esteem of children is raised up, so that mediocre academic performance, or even substandard performance ("he/she is a misunderstood genius!") is praised, and insults or even justified constructive criticism is discouraged as it might "damage their self esteem".
So when these individuals grow up, their egos let them think they can do anything.
In Asian cultures, humility is emphasized, with the result that students achieve high marks and succeed in many areas of life outside of school.
I think it was somewhere here on Gnet I read that. Might explain this thread.
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01-09-2009, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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In other words, we're doing Catch a favor by insulting her, because it will allow her to avoid further embarrassment later in life?
See guys, I'm really a nice guy, in disguise!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-09-2009, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Yes! In the same way wolves thinning the heard help improve elk.
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01-09-2009, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
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To feed, or not to feed the exhibitionist, that is the question. *sigh* I´ve been trying to avoid posting in this thread since I discovered it this morning, but alright then, I give in.
Girl. You do need someone to have a look at your head, from the inside. Seriously. I will gladly admit to being an exhibitionist myself, but ye gods, there is a limit that even I won´t cross. You just... *speechless* That. Is. Fucking. Ugly. Period.
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01-09-2009, 04:22 PM
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Insteading of quoting everyone I will address things one-by-one:
I don't own any cats. In fact, I will not own any animals because it takes away their freedom. It is like owning uniks.
As pointed out in the beginning of the article, if you could dress yourselves, without using prefab outfits, I wouldn't write the article. My stomache is showing to show the details of the skirt.
Thank you for calling me a teenager.
I don't mind the insults so much, because the articles are largely insulting you. However, you don't seem to notice all that much.
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01-09-2009, 04:28 PM
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That was beautiful darling, and I will be sure to check back again.
Don't mind the haters. They only make you famous. They're jealous because you're getting out there, doing your thing, and they sit at home doing NOTHING and just being bitter about it.
Keep on doing what you're doing Catch. Its fab.
x x x x
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01-09-2009, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I will make no comment on the outfits or the article because I don't want to insult anyone, but I WILL say one thing: if you're gonna make videos showcasing anything at all, stand OPPOSITE a window or in a brightly lit room. I almost couldn't see anything but a silhouette.
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01-09-2009, 04:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Unimatrix 00
That was beautiful darling, and I will be sure to check back again.
Don't mind the haters. They only make you famous. They're jealous because you're getting out there, doing your thing, and they sit at home doing NOTHING and just being bitter about it.
Keep on doing what you're doing Catch. Its fab.
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Thank you, UM. Actually, I encourage everyone to blog and joing ad sense. Then we could all make a huge network and it would be fabulous. You have interesting experiences to share with everyone.
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01-09-2009, 04:42 PM
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Stop being delusional.
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