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Old 12-30-2008, 10:56 AM   #2901
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Granted, i cast a spell that leaves you in limbo between consciousness and eternal sleep, but you end up praying naked in a pit of snakes.

I wish i had a 3-some with Lisa Lawyer and Aria Giovanni
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:56 AM   #2902
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Granted, they become lesbians after you sleep with them

I wish I had something better to do.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:59 AM   #2903
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Granted, they become lesbians after you sleep with them

I wish I had something better to do.
Granted, you are forced to give all your money, properties and possessions away to charities.

I wish I could be bothered to get up and cook a fried egg sandwich.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:03 AM   #2904
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Granted, but turns out that the egg you cooked is bad and you get food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to go clean up my room now.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:09 AM   #2905
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Granted, but turns out that the egg you cooked is bad and you get food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to go clean up my room now.
Granted your room disappears.

I wish my acne would get better.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:10 AM   #2906
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Me too
I won't corrupt that.

I wish for some one to corrupt Malice In Wonderland's wish
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:13 AM   #2907
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Granted! But he develop boils where his acne used to be.

I wish I lived by myself..
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:14 AM   #2908
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Granted, all people you know die.

I wish i knew more people and that those people will love me.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:26 AM   #2909
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Granted! But you meet them on the internet and never see them in Reakl life.

I wish everyone I knew weren't such assholes.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:33 AM   #2910
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Granted, you become the asshole and everyone leaves you.

I wish my lips weren't so dry right now
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:33 AM   #2911
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Granted! But you meet them on the internet and never see them in Reakl life.

I wish everyone I knew weren't such assholes.
Dude you get boils from acne...

Granted but instead they become vaginas.

I wish I had more Ritz crackers.
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:06 PM   #2912
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You get Ritz crackers, but they fill up your house and the only way you can get out is by eating them all.
Oh, and they're piss flavour.

I wish I had great hair and skin.
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:16 PM   #2913
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You get Ritz crackers, but they fill up your house and the only way you can get out is by eating them all.
Oh, and they're piss flavour.

I wish I had great hair and skin.
Granted but we swap bodies so I can get your great hair and skin.
You're now stuck in a 15 year old male's body with acne.

I wish all the Jelly Bean flavours were nice...
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:25 PM   #2914
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But you're stuck in a 14 year old's female chubby body, who also has acne.
:P

The Jelly Bean flavours all turn nice, but all other foods taste vile. All you can eat is Jelly Beans, so you die a horrible, obese adolescent.


I wish I could go to places I want to go.
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:42 PM   #2915
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But you're stuck in a 14 year old's female chubby body, who also has acne.
:P

The Jelly Bean flavours all turn nice, but all other foods taste vile. All you can eat is Jelly Beans, so you die a horrible, obese adolescent.


I wish I could go to places I want to go.
Daaang.

You can now only go these places.
The new places get boring and you can't get back to the old ones.

I wish I had more money.
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Old 12-30-2008, 02:00 PM   #2916
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You have more money, but your family and friends abandon you and you are left to rot, all alone in your mansion.


I wish I had a more lenient Mother.
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Old 12-30-2008, 02:11 PM   #2917
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You have more money, but your family and friends abandon you and you are left to rot, all alone in your mansion.


I wish I had a more lenient Mother.
Your mother becomes more lenient.
You get out of hand, take an overdose and die.

I wish my teeth were straight and I didn't have to wear this retainer anymore.
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Old 12-30-2008, 02:12 PM   #2918
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Granted! one of her legs becomes shorter than the other, so she's constantly leaning.

I wish there was something good on Tv.
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Old 12-30-2008, 02:13 PM   #2919
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Your teeth become straight, but your hair falls out, your ears grow faster and your genitals shrink.


I wish I could go on holiday with a friend.


EDIT: Sorry, that was to Malice
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:11 PM   #2920
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Your teeth become straight, but your hair falls out, your ears grow faster and your genitals shrink.


I wish I could go on holiday with a friend.


EDIT: Sorry, that was to Malice
Wow....
That's pretty corrupt...

You go on holiday with a friend, while on holiday you fall out and your friend goes home leaving you there to perish.


I wish I could decide what to wear for the party tomorrow.
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:24 PM   #2921
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Wow....
That's pretty corrupt...

You go on holiday with a friend, while on holiday you fall out and your friend goes home leaving you there to perish.


I wish I could decide what to wear for the party tomorrow.


You decide what to wear, but you turn up and everyone is wearing the same thing!
But they thought it was fancy-dress and you leave, feeling hurt and ashamed.

I wish there weren't so many twats on forums
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:42 PM   #2922
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You decide what to wear, but you turn up and everyone is wearing the same thing!
But they thought it was fancy-dress and you leave, feeling hurt and ashamed.

I wish there weren't so many twats on forums
Ohdang...

You used a plural while asking the question.
All trolls are moved to your one favourite forum.
And will move to another if you do so.

I wish everyone apart from me was naked screaming and on fire.
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:46 PM   #2923
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Granted! But being naked and on fire becomes a new trend, and everyone hates you because your not part of it.

I wish people would stop asking me if I'm emo.
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Old 12-30-2008, 05:08 PM   #2924
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Granted, they don't need to, you've become the new face of emo.

I wish my floor wasn't so messy.
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:12 AM   #2925
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Granted, all the mess on this floor now goes to the table

I wish i had 15 million dollars! :P
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