Uncle Smoov Gets Hitched
So it turns out my old lady, Aunt Ruff, broke up with her husband and came along with me. We tied it ourselves in Las Vegas and gambled our dowries away. The streets were awash with fatted calves intent on making their own wagers. Our rings are gone too, wedding and engagement. Aunt Ruff and I are crappy at poker and jokers at craps.
I guess the point is I'm back because I need money.
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