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Old 04-10-2012, 11:15 PM   #76
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*wakes up but pretends to be knocked out still*
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*observes as Fruitbat seduces Renatus to save me, breaks loose and knocks Renatus out from behind*
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:18 PM   #77
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Eww.. I'm seducing Ren's BOOTS and that fact would actually probably gross the shit out of Ren, thereby rendering him useless to defend himself against your superhero counter attack... sheeshe...

I'm like a 2lb bat dude... *wink*


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Reason for leave: Annual migration for tasty fruit up north.

Duration of leave: I'm a little piggy, so I'll be awhile.

Contact number during leave: My little bat pockets aren't big enough for a mobile and wearing one around my neck is so last year. But just yell something and I'll hear it, maybe unless I've got my head in an avocado or something.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:18 PM   #78
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Renatus! Antagonizer of superheroes, villain of old!
The time has come to end thy reign of terror!
The blood of my people demands justice!
Have at thee!
*draws weaponry*
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:31 PM   #79
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*sighs* "Look I'll end this..."

**flashes her plumbers crack at Ren and Timeless and they run off screaming "I've gone blind"

Fruitbat picks up her beer and a boot catalogue and sits down for some quiet time.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:44 PM   #80
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Renatus! Antagonizer of superheroes, villain of old!
The time has come to end thy reign of terror!
The blood of my people demands justice!
Have at thee!
*draws weaponry*
Just what is the weapon of choice for today?
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Old 04-18-2012, 12:57 AM   #81
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*stares at Fruitbat's plumbers crack for a second and then turns to Ren again*
We shall have an epic duel wielding swordfish!
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:40 PM   #82
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*stares at Fruitbat's plumbers crack for a second and then turns to Ren again*
We shall have an epic duel wielding swordfish!
TICKETS FOR SALE:

to a fight between Ren and Timeless: The vanquisher of death.

Weapons of choice: swordfish.

Date and time: TBA

Price: $6000 (so it can be split three ways), plus I have to buy the swordfish and they aren't cheap, plus they have tons of attitude so I'm going to have to sweet talk them into taking part in the fight.
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Old 04-18-2012, 04:11 PM   #83
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TICKETS FOR SALE:

to a fight between Ren and Timeless: The vanquisher of death.

Weapons of choice: swordfish.

Date and time: TBA

Price: $6000 (so it can be split three ways), plus I have to buy the swordfish and they aren't cheap, plus they have tons of attitude so I'm going to have to sweet talk them into taking part in the fight.
Wait so we can't bring our own swordfish? after all the effort I put into having the swordfish stab into me in order to catch it? Jeeze
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Old 04-18-2012, 08:37 PM   #84
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Wait so we can't bring our own swordfish? after all the effort I put into having the swordfish stab into me in order to catch it? Jeeze
Of course you can BYO swordfish... I'm just selling that story to the punters, so we can rake in the money *wink, wink*

If I can just sell one ticket, then you guys will each get $2,000 and I'll get $2,000 and that will be enough to keep me in mangoes for a week... I'm such a greedy fruitbat when it comes to mangoes
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:43 AM   #85
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I have my own swordfish as well, one whose sword has been gold-plated and dipped in poison *grins wickedly*
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Sheesh... you do realise guys that it's not the size of your swordfish that matters, it's what you do with it that counts?

Gold plating... *shakes head and walks off* "Ohh look there's a rather cute microbat, might go and chat him up"
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Old 04-22-2012, 06:46 AM   #87
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Renatus! The time has come for our duel!
Have at thee, boy!
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Old 04-22-2012, 07:58 AM   #88
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Besides, gold plating just looks bad.

HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!

*pierces your ear with my swordfish*
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*slices a T in your chest with my fish*
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*slices a T in your chest with my fish*
*Fruitbat's attention is drawn to Ren's jaggered shirt. Should she:

1. Get the first aid box?
2. Get a sewing kit?
3. Perv on Ren's half naked chest?

Fruitbat picks up the boots catalogue and her beer and goes back to "reading" (fantasizing about boots). She gets to the page with the combat boots on. "Um just going to the bathroom for some quality time guys... see you in ten, no make that twenty."
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*slices a T in your chest with my fish*
*Draws the Mona Lisa on your chest, then knocks you out with the blunt end of the fish*
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Far out! The things I miss when I go to the bathroom with a boot catalogue!
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Far out! The things I miss when I go to the bathroom with a boot catalogue!
I get the feeling that telling you to lick my boots would take a whole different meaning than what it usually means.
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I get the feeling that telling you to lick my boots would take a whole different meaning than what it usually means.
Honey, you'd have to get me down on my knees first *wink*....

Oh could I lick your toes instead of your boots - they'd have to be squeakly clean first, hey I could wash your feet for you.....plus who's to say I'd stop licking at just your toes?

"Pst...Timeless, quick I've distracted Ren."
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Honey, you'd have to get me down on my knees first *wink*....

Oh could I lick your toes instead of your boots - they'd have to be squeakly clean first, hey I could wash your feet for you.....plus who's to say I'd stop licking at just your toes?

"Pst...Timeless, quick I've distracted Ren."
A shame you aren't exactly one to be trusted, after I did take over the company that put out that boot catalog of yours. As the new owner, I can get as many free boots for myself.... or anyone who is loyal to me as I want. It's also quite remarkable what a warehouse full of boots smells like.
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FARK!!!

Oh holy shit!!!

I've been played by Ren! (who really needs to have a superhero name)

It's ok though, because as TR's clueless sidekick I'm quite happy to have been toyed with... but I really wanted to lick your clean toes... sigh

Oh and can I order the boots on the top left of page 259? In black? The ones with all the buckles? Fuck they are hot and just my type. They need to be extra wide calfs, because I have lovely womanly legs... hang on it won't matter, because size doesn't matter, not when it comes to loving a good pair of boots
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FARK!!!

Oh holy shit!!!

I've been played by Ren! (who really needs to have a superhero name)

It's ok though, because as TR's clueless sidekick I'm quite happy to have been toyed with... but I really wanted to lick your clean toes... sigh

Oh and can I order the boots on the top left of page 259? In black? The ones with all the buckles? Fuck they are hot and just my type. They need to be extra wide calfs, because I have lovely womanly legs... hang on it won't matter, because size doesn't matter, not when it comes to loving a good pair of boots
I'll even have them custom fitted for you, just as long as you swear your loyalty.

A superhero name would not be very suitable I think..... perhaps a super villain name.
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I'll even have them custom fitted for you, just as long as you swear your loyalty.

A superhero name would not be very suitable I think..... perhaps a super villain name.
Hmmm.... I've always had a thing for badboys....and boots.... and the thought of Ren on bended knees measuring my calves *starts to fan herself* is warming me up.

But alas, no.

Tempting as your offer is I gave my loyalty to Timeless. He and I sit around, drinking beer, dreaming about all the girls we could have (which is really weird because I'm into boys but hey go with the flow I say).

So do your worst Ren.... *gulps*
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Hmmm.... I've always had a thing for badboys....and boots.... and the thought of Ren on bended knees measuring my calves *starts to fan herself* is warming me up.

But alas, no.

Tempting as your offer is I gave my loyalty to Timeless. He and I sit around, drinking beer, dreaming about all the girls we could have (which is really weird because I'm into boys but hey go with the flow I say).

So do your worst Ren.... *gulps*
Suit yourself.*takes a scoop and scoops out a nice scoop of a reddish powder and pours it all over a pair of boots, then sets the powder on fire using a thermal lance* ever watched thermite burn? Don't bother trying to put out the fire either, water isn't capable of extinguishing that flame, if anything, it would be more likely to make it explode a bit.
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*gets some water and throws it on the fire*

"Duck!"

*shoot, I was just curious about how big an explosion I could make.*
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