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04-28-2012, 11:58 AM
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#101
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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*returns home from Berlin only to discover the chaos he left behind, then bandages up his fresh Mona Lisa chest*
Renatus! The time has come to end your reign of terror!!
Fruitbat, quick, grab his boots!
*destroys Renatus' swordfish in a swift motion while he is distracted*
Your weapon has been destroyed, your boots have been stolen and you are defeated by I, Timeless Rebellion, the Vanquisher of Death!
Surrender now and I shall let you live!
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04-28-2012, 02:05 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Phew thank goodness you're back, because I was having a heck of a time trying to keep Ren from total world domination.
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swhswaSSASSA - secret msg from babybat
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04-28-2012, 02:59 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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He has now been properly defeated!
You did well, my trusted "hero support" (a cookie if you caught that reference)
Tell Babybat that I said hi :3
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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04-28-2012, 03:27 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Let me live? A swordfish is hardly necessary for me to defeat you. Besides.......... I'm already dead*reveals my fangs before sinking them into fruitbat's neck*
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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04-28-2012, 03:56 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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You shall not harm my hero support!
*stabs you through the heart with my swordfish in order to paralyze you*
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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04-28-2012, 03:58 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Hmm.... *Pulls out the swordfish* only works with wood stakes... not gold plated swordfish.
Also isn't it a bit contradictory for a vanquisher of death to kill people?
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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04-28-2012, 05:26 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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As you just said, you are already dead, therefore it is my duty to vanquish you!
*snaps a pool cue in half and charges at you*
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04-28-2012, 06:15 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
As you just said, you are already dead, therefore it is my duty to vanquish you!
*snaps a pool cue in half and charges at you*
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*already is behind you, snatching the cue out of your hand before you started charging*I might be already dead, but I can die twice. Though I have no intention of doing so.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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04-28-2012, 07:47 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Renatus
Let me live? A swordfish is hardly necessary for me to defeat you. Besides.......... I'm already dead*reveals my fangs before sinking them into fruitbat's neck*
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Oh yeah baby, sink those fangs into my neck...
although I don't have blood running through my veins, it's more like acid baby.
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04-29-2012, 04:45 AM
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#110
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Fruitbat, are you are saying that you will be poison running through his veins?
*reveals his own vampire-like speed and strength in order to overpower Renatus*
You cannot defeat me!
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04-29-2012, 05:33 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Fruitbat, are you are saying that you will be poison running through his veins?
*reveals his own vampire-like speed and strength in order to overpower Renatus*
You cannot defeat me!
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*illusion of me disappears*who said anything about speed?*disappears completely*
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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04-29-2012, 05:45 AM
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#112
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Fruitbat, are you are saying that you will be poison running through his veins?
*reveals his own vampire-like speed and strength in order to overpower Renatus*
You cannot defeat me!
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Indeed. Just like the Alice Cooper song of the same name. :-D
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04-29-2012, 11:05 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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I have driven him back, my trusty hero support!
Time to hunt him down in his lair while it is still daytime!
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
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04-30-2012, 05:26 AM
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#114
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Okay Timeless, we better get him while he's still snoozing from the posion that runs in my veins. I will try and reframe from singing, because that's scary enough to wake the dead.
hero support, man I sound like a set of crutches or something worse
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04-30-2012, 09:18 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Okay Timeless, we better get him while he's still snoozing from the posion that runs in my veins. I will try and reframe from singing, because that's scary enough to wake the dead.
hero support, man I sound like a set of crutches or something worse
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*out of character* it should be noted, that acid, and poison are very different things. Acid, like venom eats away at anything, whereas poison merely kills living cells. That's why when you see a victim of a venomous bite, you often see big gaping holes of eaten away flesh. This serves a dual purpose for spiders as spiders use the venom to digest their prey, before they suck the digested prey out of the digested prey's carcass.
Here is what a venomous spider bite can do to a human(warning extremely graphic).
http://images.emedicinehealth.com/im...0729-42552.jpg
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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04-30-2012, 01:52 PM
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#116
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Okay it's posion. Yep I know there is a difference, thanks for pointing it out Ren.
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04-30-2012, 02:13 PM
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#117
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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*out of character as well*
I actually knew that, I merely messed up is all... :P Trying to fit in my epic reference :P
*/out of character*
Fruitbat, my trusty sidekick! Let us find his lair!
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04-30-2012, 09:29 PM
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#118
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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I did say I was clueless :-D
Sure let's go Timeless.... Can I follow you? Coz I'm terrible with directions
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04-30-2012, 11:05 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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You are my batty sidekick, you are supposed to be good at directions
Well, this way then! *starts trekking towards his lair*
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05-01-2012, 12:30 AM
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#120
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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"You know what? I've often wondered where Ren lives, but this is nice, and I always thought that Wisconsin was covered in snow, but maybe that's because I'm pretty clueless, about most things and one day I'll eventually stop being so clueless about this superhero stuff.... and tht gets me thinking about what to do when I get too old to be a superhero, maybe I should be training or something, do you think they have a retirement plan for old superhero's sidekicks? Oh am I talking too much? I'm a little nervous hunting Ren down."
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05-01-2012, 01:15 AM
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#121
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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"Fear not, my batty friend! When we track down and defeat this foe, we will be famous and get rich from sponsorship deals. That way, you shall never have to worry about the future again!
Now, let us stock up on holy swordfish and wooden stakes!"
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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05-01-2012, 06:12 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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*leans over to pick up a wooden stake and trips over, the stake pierces fruitbat's stomach and goes right through her*
"Aw crap. Hey these things are really sharp aren't they?"
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05-02-2012, 12:03 AM
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#123
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Fruitbat pulls out the stake and her posionous blood spurts everywhere*
"Umm, this isn't supposed to happen is it?"
She grabs Timeless' hand. "Tell ..... that I love...." her eyes flutter closed.
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05-02-2012, 02:24 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Fruitbat, my trusty sidekick. It is not yet your time!
With my powers of vanquishing death, I call you back to serve once more!
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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05-02-2012, 02:29 AM
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#125
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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*blood starts to flow back into fruitbat*
"Aw, first my leave application gets rejected, now I'm brought back from the dead. When am I going to get a holiday/vacation?"
*realises what she said before she died*
"Ummm.... can you just forget that I professed my love for, um, well, that's kinda really awkward, but just forget I proclaimed that I love cheese sandwiches okay, let's not speak of it anymore."
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