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Old 07-16-2010, 07:42 AM   #1
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Fucking Twilight

I fucking hate it.

From what I gather the whole concept seems to be will she fuck a werewolf or a vampire?

What the fuck? Are we encouraging supernatural bestiality to the younger generations now?

In my day, vamps were fucking mean, now they have turned into Rob fucking Patterson. Or Pattinson. Either way, he's a cunt.

And these fucking kids walking around trying to perfect "the look"....fuck off and die before I batter you all to death with a wet bat you fucking cretinous plebs.
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:46 AM   #2
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Vampires sparkling in the sun, fuck that shit. He should be burning, LIKE A VAMPIRE!!!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:45 AM   #3
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Golly, that's different.

Wait! No, it's not. It's actually just the 17th-or-so Twilight bashing thread someone's started here. Been there, done that.

Nothing to see here people. Move along.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:01 AM   #4
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Thumbs down

Why are none of my very useful posts never stickied? Imagine how many fucking retarded threads we would have about Twilight, "Emo people" and other such bullshit.

On the other hand, these people are clearly retarded, so........
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:42 PM   #5
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You'd rather Edward burst into flames?

Well, let's look at it this way. If Edward bursts into flames and dies a molten, fleshy death, every tween in the world will begin to cry furiously. Their tears will then cause a great Flood, which will spell out humanity's doom.

But we Goths (being such intelligible creatures ;3) will foresee this, and create a huge Ark, from which our kind live upon why'll all of the worthless, conformist bastards sink to their watery graves....

...I think I'd like that.
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Old 07-27-2010, 02:59 PM   #6
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It's just a book
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Old 07-27-2010, 05:36 PM   #7
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It's not just a book... it's a way of life.
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Old 07-27-2010, 07:47 PM   #8
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You'd rather Edward burst into flames?

Well, let's look at it this way. If Edward bursts into flames and dies a molten, fleshy death, every tween in the world will begin to cry furiously. Their tears will then cause a great Flood, which will spell out humanity's doom.

But we Goths (being such intelligible creatures ;3) will foresee this, and create a huge Ark, from which our kind live upon why'll all of the worthless, conformist bastards sink to their watery graves....

...I think I'd like that.
Fuck, I'd rather drown than live on an ark with nowhere to go.
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Old 07-27-2010, 07:57 PM   #9
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The Ark could take us all over the water covered Earth. And when we see people wanting to climb up we could hit them in the head.
Alas, what would we eat? Tofu? or become cannibals?
Sounds like fun I'm in. Everyone to the Ark!
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:04 PM   #10
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Screw an ark...I'm gonna be in a mutha fucking space ship...flying in SPACE.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:11 PM   #11
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Can I go with you, Jin?
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:16 PM   #12
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It's a one man ship sorry.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:19 PM   #13
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Damn. I'll just get my own ship then! :o
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Old 08-04-2010, 06:36 PM   #14
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OMG *rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically* you obviously haven't run into a twitard. To them it's not just a book, that's like telling a christian the Bible is a fairy tale. they'll eat you alive and drink your screams.
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Old 08-04-2010, 06:37 PM   #15
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you're right, it's not just a book, it's a shitty book, and movie, the whole series.
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Old 08-04-2010, 06:48 PM   #16
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Hahaha! Can you understand me now!!!

But really, this thread should end now.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:31 PM   #17
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You'd rather Edward burst into flames?

Well, let's look at it this way. If Edward bursts into flames and dies a molten, fleshy death, every tween in the world will begin to cry furiously. Their tears will then cause a great Flood, which will spell out humanity's doom.

But we Goths (being such intelligible creatures ;3) will foresee this, and create a huge Ark, from which our kind live upon why'll all of the worthless, conformist bastards sink to their watery graves....

...I think I'd like that.
Dude, that's what's going to happen in 2012, Edward is going to burst into flames.
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:18 AM   #18
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*snip*

they'll eat you alive and drink your screams.
That is the most awesome thing I've seen or heard in quite some time.
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:32 AM   #19
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The Ark could take us all over the water covered Earth. And when we see people wanting to climb up we could hit them in the head.
Alas, what would we eat? Tofu? or become cannibals?
Sounds like fun I'm in. Everyone to the Ark!
My teacher said people taste like chicken...yum!

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"cut there toes off... And make a nacklace" -onyx 1
"no use there ris and spine for the base of the raft" -onyx 2
"and then use their skin for the sails"-onyx 3
"but the toes would match with the eyeball bracelet"- onyx 1
"SHUT UP!"- onyx 2&3
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:48 AM   #20
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Oooh, you know, we could make a marinade... something vinegary to help counter the sweetness... and some curry... mmm... or maybe little chunks, battered and deep fried served up with some sweet & sour sauce.
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:05 AM   #22
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marvelous ape, marvelous!
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:11 AM   #23
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Its ok Jin, you have your space ship... and if you don't want any, our feelings won't be hurt. *hands onyx a bowl of sweet and sour sauce*
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:22 AM   #24
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*sharpens knives and smiles viciously at Jin*
ape do you know were my old machete is?
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:40 AM   #25
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.... hey, no chopping jin up!
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