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Old 05-04-2006, 03:16 PM   #251
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< knows lots of dirty jokes. < thinks that dirty jokes are often appreciated at g.net.

< will tell a joke that <'s friend just sent <.

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven't ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.

The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can't not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

The man replies, “Honestly, doc I, don't do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

< thinks that V should tell a nice, CLEAN joke.
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Old 05-04-2006, 03:22 PM   #252
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< sighs, then says "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ..I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!" (Sign over the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan).
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:29 PM   #253
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< thinks that more people need to post.

< thinks that g.net is boring at this time of day.

< thinks that V needs to post something interesting.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:34 PM   #254
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< isn't that interesting, but < will try anyways.
< has a great new recipe for French Food. To make it, take one grenade and throw it into a french kitchen. wait 5 seconds, and you'll have Linoleum Blownapart.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:38 PM   #255
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< thinks ^ is very interesting.

< likes ^'s recipe. < wonders how < could get <'s hands on a grenade.

< thinks V should give < a grenade.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:40 PM   #256
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< does indeed give ^ a grenade... then posts a funny link, to remain interesting...
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/ar...kes_200478.asp
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:44 PM   #257
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< thinks that it was rude of ^ to pull the pin from the grenade BEFORE giving it to <.

< thinks that the link posted by ^ is very funny.

< thinks that ^ and V should post more funny links.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:44 PM   #258
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< gives ^ a grenade.
< decided to be nice, and NOT pull the pin out before handing it to ^
< also likes ^^ recipe.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:45 PM   #259
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< bows and takes his leave, leaving another crate of grenades and another link
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:47 PM   #260
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< waves buh-bye to ^.

< leaves ^ with a funny picture from the link posted by ^.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/20011105.asp

< thanks ^^ for not pulling the pin before giving < a grenade.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:07 PM   #261
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< has more humor links... but needs to find all the sites again.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:26 PM   #262
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^ Must like Anime. & funny pictures.
< Is about to log out & get ready for a friend to come over.
V is awesome.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:27 PM   #263
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< knows that < is awesome.

< waves buh-bye to ^.

< thinks that V is awesome also.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:28 PM   #264
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< is awesome ^^^ is awesome too, < hasn't yet decided about ^^, < is wary of the "Baby Goth." V might be ^, who is also awesome
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:33 PM   #265
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< is ^^ who was ^'s ^ thus making < extra awesome.

< thinks that V is going to be confused by <.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:34 PM   #266
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^ Has a right to be wary
^ like Love Hina?
< isn't gone yet
V hopefully likes new faces
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:34 PM   #267
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<took to long to reply & messed it up a bit.
< is a bit confused, actually.
V help?
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:35 PM   #268
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^^^ wasn't wary, ^^^^ was, ^ is not quite right about anything in this thread as of yet, save for the designation of ^^^'s awesomeness. Perhaps if ^ actually read all the posts in here, then ^ could be right...
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:36 PM   #269
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< is quite unconfused about ^^^^, and hopes that ^^^^ has fun being awesome.
< is also jealous of ^^^^'s awesomeness, as < is not yet loved enough to be any kind of awesome. *smile*
^^^ (who is also ^^) and ^ should be ashamed for sneaking in posts before < was done posting! (Now < is being silly)
V should be someone awesome too!
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:38 PM   #270
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< thinks that ^ is rather awesome as ^ has yet to prove ^'sself to be unawesome
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^has a cool avi
<appearently isn't awesome, though the origin of the awesomeness callling
V maybe someone who doesn't think i'm stupid. ^_^ maybe.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:39 PM   #272
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^ made a mistake and said that ^ was jealous of ^'s awesomeness because ^ doesn't think ^ is awesome.

< thinks that ^ is well on the way to being awesome.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:40 PM   #273
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did ^ mean < ?
< doesn't think ^^ is stupid!
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^ is nice enough. *correction* is awesome.
<is leaving now.
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:41 PM   #275
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< thinks it's funny that ^, ^^ and ^^^ all posted at the same time.

< doesn't think that ^ is stupid.

< thinks that V should take the topic away from awesomeness of O
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