No No's

[twistedsyn]

1. Just because you have large breasts does not mean everyone cares to see them falling out of your chainmail bra.

2. If your thigh, is bigger then both of mine, do not wear tulle skirts that barely cover your ass.

3. Razors are your friend. Fishnet doesn't have holes in it to make it your own personal Chia Pet.

4. On that note, so is deodorant. Please god, use clear.

5. I have a cane..I do not dance with it. *bonk on the head*

6. Drinks and dancing don't mix. That's why we have tables. Cause me to slip on your drink, and you will see the table close up.

7. Telling me "I haven't had oral in weeks" is not a great convo starter if aren't close friends.

8. When you have the same pants/shirt/boringHotTopicoutfit on as 3 other people, it's time to go home and change.

9. thud, thud, spin, bump and grind

10. A Metalhead doth not a goth club goer make. If in doubt that they wont be spinning whatever crappy death metal band shirt your wearing..leave it at home.

11. Drunk and giggley girls do not = sexy.
Drunk and giggly girls= date ****+unwanted child.

12. Just because your goth, and I am goth, does not make us "family"

Everyone will probably still hate you. You just match the color scheme.






Being mopey and sick....

[Sanguine Mind]

Lol! nice thread. Do you mind if I add a few of my own?

[twistedsyn]

Sure.

I just stopped to eat my Chicken Nuggets XD

[Sadist Sagittarius]

Haha, chia pet.

[Sanguine Mind]

1. You shall NOT wear a band Shirt Unless you acually listen to said band.

2. Scene Kids are not allowed within 5 Miles of a Goth Club.

3. Shakespeare Hates your Emo poems.

4. Please- when we are on a long road trip, Do NOT Read every Sign and billboard we pass.

5. When you are Five steps away from a trash can, PLEASE don't litter.

[Malice In Wonderland]

Originally Posted by Sanguine Mind

2. Scene Kids are not allowed within 5 Miles of a Goth Club.

That's pretty moronic and pretty much fascist.

Originally Posted by Sanguine Mind

4. Please- when we are on a long road trip, Do NOT Read every Sign and billboard we pass.

5. When you are Five steps away from a trash can, PLEASE don't litter.

These have nothing to do with fashion.

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

6. Drinks and dancing don't mix. That's why we have tables. Cause me to slip on your drink, and you will see the table close up.

Ahahahahahahaahahhahahahaa.
Do you seriously have no idea how much of a violent moron that made you sound like?

[Albert Mond]

1. Fashion?

[crucifix]

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

12. Just because your goth, and I am goth, does not make us "family"

ha, that one is true. So many times I have gotten into arguments with other goths. Usually because they have that uber gothy attitude and I am like "dude, loosen up, relax a little." And then they are all like "But life is so serious and blah blah blah blah gothyness." Yeah.....right. It is called smiling, try it.

[twistedsyn]

Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland

Ahahahahahahaahahhahahahaa.
Do you seriously have no idea how much of a violent moron that made you sound like?

Here's some advice..

When you are trying to flame someone, try to decide between making it a statement, or a question, not a combo of both, use proper English, else it makes you sound like a moron.

You moron.


And I never said I was violent, That is why we have bouncers.

[twistedsyn]

Hmmm these have nothing to do with club fashion or etiquette, which is what I was joking about.

You ruined my whiny post!

XD

[Xombie]

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

Here's some advice..

When you are trying to flame someone, try to decide between making it a statement, or a question, not a combo of both, use proper English, else it makes you sound like a moron.

His question was just a question, not a sentence combined with a question. Re-read it.

[Malice In Wonderland]

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

Here's some advice..

When you are trying to flame someone, try to decide between making it a statement, or a question, not a combo of both, use proper English, else it makes you sound like a moron.

You moron.


And I never said I was violent, That is why we have bouncers.

Where did I use improper English?
I'm not "trying to flame someone" I'm simply pointing out that: "Cause me to slip on your drink, and you will see the table close up."
Makes you sound like a big talking pussy that's trying to talk hard over the Internet.

Edit: Xombie - Thanks for that clarification.

[Sanguine Mind]

Syn, Don't worry about Malice. He got bullied by Helpmann & crew so much He became one of them for protection.

Anyway he's not a very good Flamer...

[Haunted House]

Originally Posted by Sanguine Mind

Syn, Don't worry about Malice. He got bullied by Helpmann & crew so much He became one of them for protection.

Anyway he's not a very good Flamer...

But he likes Rudimentary Peni so that means he's cooler than you.

[twistedsyn]

Theres nothing Rudimentary about my....wait.,. whats Peni?

XD

[Malice In Wonderland]

Yes Syn...
Completely avoid the points that have been brought up and attempt to use a joke to worm your way out of it.



Haunted House - Thanks for that man, made my day. Also I'm working on a sweet denim jacket at the moment which I'm gonna put a Rudimentary Peni patch on. I'll take photos when it's done.

[Haunted House]

Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland

Haunted House - Thanks for that man, made my day. Also I'm working on a sweet denim jacket at the moment which I'm gonna put a Rudimentary Peni patch on. I'll take photos when it's done.

Do it. I've got something like that with an RP patch that I took off of a pair of crazy jeans that I made previously.

[twistedsyn]

I don't need to argue in my own thread.

Violent people see violence everywhere.

Obviously you like to let your mouth lead you before your brain, otherwise you would have asked a question before an insult.

There's nothing wrong with putting some drunk douche in his place , iit gives the bouncers something to do.

If I meant to do something direct I would state it.

If you don't like it, make your own thread, don't bash someone else.

[twistedsyn]

Oh..The band. I thought it sounded familiar. Eh I don't much like Punk though.

[Malice In Wonderland]

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

I don't need to argue in my own thread.

Violent people see violence everywhere.

Obviously you like to let your mouth lead you before your brain, otherwise you would have asked a question before an insult.

There's nothing wrong with putting some drunk douche in his place , iit gives the bouncers something to do.

If I meant to do something direct I would state it.

If you don't like it, make your own thread, don't bash someone else.

"Cause me to slip on your drink, and you will see the table close up."

Sounds like a pretty violent overreaction to me.

[jack_the_knife]

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

I don't need to argue in my own thread.

No, you don't, but it makes you look like a spineless fool.

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

Violent people see violence everywhere.

That's bollocks and you know it.

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

There's nothing wrong with putting some drunk douche in his place , iit gives the bouncers something to do.

That's a crap attitude. I also doubt that you would "put a drunk douche in his place".

Originally Posted by twistedsyn

If you don't like it, make your own thread, don't bash someone else.

This is a really dumb argument. You must have figured out by know that people here don't care who's thread it is. It's free for all.

[Necrophagist]

Jack, your arguments suck. Leave.

[jack_the_knife]

Originally Posted by Necrophagist

Jack, your arguments suck. Leave.

As do your insults. Leave.

[Necrophagist]

On the contrary, my psychotic friend, they do not suck on anything.

[Malice In Wonderland]

Originally Posted by Necrophagist

On the contrary, my psychotic friend, they do not suck on anything.

His arguments are valid.

You can suck my dick Necrophuck.