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07-17-2007, 07:36 PM
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#13401
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
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My dad and I were talking, and I said something that apparently pleased him, because all of a sudden he said
"You have learned well since you were spawned. You will be spared from this year’s culling.”
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What the Hell?
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07-17-2007, 07:39 PM
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#13402
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
He's THE MAN.
I wish I was that cool.
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07-17-2007, 07:49 PM
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#13403
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tismine
My dad and I were talking, and I said something that apparently pleased him, because all of a sudden he said
"You have learned well since you were spawned. You will be spared from this year’s culling.”
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What the Hell?
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ROFL
... nice
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-17-2007, 08:03 PM
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#13404
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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XD
I have a love/hate relationship with my dad, but he's the smartest person I know, and taught me things like:
how to shoot a gun
how to lie/manipulate the government/police and get away with it
how to fight
how to handle weapons
How to be a bitch
And many wise philosophies, such as:
If someone pisses you off, shoot them. Then destroy the body. hiding it's for pussies.
<cough>
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07-17-2007, 08:24 PM
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#13405
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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Wow. You should write a book xD
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-17-2007, 08:39 PM
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#13406
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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We demand you do.
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07-17-2007, 08:40 PM
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#13407
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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We actually started one..
But then my mother and stepmother teemed up and threatened to burn it if we didn't stop.
Apparently it was disturbing.
another anecdote, because it just popped into my head:
At restaurants, my father and I ALWAYS have to have a view of all doors.
Thus forcing anyone with us to sit opposite us.
We can both not blink for over 3 minutes.
It's fun to watch their faces.
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07-17-2007, 09:04 PM
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#13408
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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07-17-2007, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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that guy looks better then fergie
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07-18-2007, 12:03 AM
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#13410
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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My hands smell like fish.
DONT EAT DA FISH.
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07-18-2007, 03:02 AM
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#13411
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tismine
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The Oompa Loompettes. Gotta love 'em!
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07-18-2007, 03:03 AM
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#13412
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tismine
I uploaded my picture.
Go look at it.
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...where?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-18-2007, 03:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Methadrine
...where?
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The Art Thread.
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07-18-2007, 08:44 AM
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#13414
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Aww, it's so nice to know that someone missed me
I'm back now though... My mum decided to drag me to a cottage with almost no warning, and I need to stay on her good side. The only electricity in that place comes from a home-made generator in the river. Go figure >.>
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Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-18-2007, 09:56 AM
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#13415
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm throwing every pick up line I can think of at her in a row.
Starting with "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day...
...screaming."
I'll try a few of the duckman's too.
xD
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_lines.png
One time I used a pick-up line and it worked. I was worried.
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07-18-2007, 10:00 AM
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#13416
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Booooo work is boring today
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Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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07-18-2007, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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I'm utterly bored, and somewhat pissed off at the younger generations. Bad karma for me perhaps... but I can't remember being as silly as some people were today when I was thirteen.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-18-2007, 10:54 AM
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#13418
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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that is because these days 13 year olds are sluts *cringe* when I was that age I was still wearing stretch pants cuz they were damn comfy and I didn't care what people thought
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07-18-2007, 11:30 AM
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#13419
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Someone at work threw a spanner past my head today
On the other foot, a frog crawled across the yard and my mother almost shit herself and screamed when she spotted it
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07-18-2007, 12:00 PM
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#13420
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
that is because these days 13 year olds are sluts *cringe* when I was that age I was still wearing stretch pants cuz they were damn comfy and I didn't care what people thought
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I know what you mean, the grade 7s at my school were sluttier than the grade 9s last year. They were little brats, setting things on fire, braking things, not listening to a thing anyone said...
When I was in grade 7, everyone was terrified of the grade 9s. Last year it was almost the other way around...
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07-18-2007, 12:07 PM
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#13421
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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CHOCOLATE IS THE CATNIP OF THE FEMALE WORLD.
I just gorged myself on chocolate.
Let the insanity begin.
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07-18-2007, 12:09 PM
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#13422
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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Yes! Chocolate!
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07-18-2007, 12:09 PM
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#13423
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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damn now I really want some chocolate
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07-18-2007, 12:14 PM
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#13424
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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ME WANT COOKIE.
That was my first articulated sentence ever.
My first word was cookie.
MEMORIZE IT. ITS MAGGOT TRIVIA.
And I do want a cookie. Really bad.
One of those big gooey ones.
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07-18-2007, 12:19 PM
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#13425
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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I would bake you some, but I don't think they would do well in the mail...and I don't have a car.
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