What Random Trivia are you?

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

1.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Demonista'!

2.You share your birthday with Demonista.

3.By tradition, a girl standing under Demonista cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

4.It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Demonista!

5.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Demonista!

6.Michelangelo finished his great statue of Demonista in 1504, after eighteen months work.

7.If you toss Demonista 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

8.Demonista, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

9.Demonista can turn her stomach inside out.

10.Demonista has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean! .



Those are the random pieces of trivia about me.

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[mortalitas incomitatus]

1. The first domain name ever registered was Mortalitas.com.

2. Mortalitas is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!

3. Mortalitas is the world's tallest woman.

4. Mortalitas is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!

5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Mortalitas, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

6. Mortalitas was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.

7. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mortalitas!

8. Donald Duck's middle name is Mortalitas!

9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Mortalitas.

10. Peanuts and Mortalitas are beans!

[cannibalnuns]

1. If you put a drop of liquor on Cannibalnuns, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

2. If you break Cannibalnuns, you will get seven years of bad luck.

3. Some birds use Cannibalnuns to orientate themselves during migration.

4. When Cannibalnuns is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Cannibalnuns in a day.

8. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Cannibalnuns.

7. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Cannibalnuns.

8. Cannibalnuns can smell some things up to six miles away.

9. Cannibalnuns has a bifurcated penis.

10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Cannibalnuns in 1504, after eighteen months work.

[Sanctus Dei]

1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Sanctus Dei.

2. Contrary to popular belief, Sanctus Dei is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

3. If you kiss Sanctus Dei for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Sanctus Dei.

5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Sanctus Dei!

6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Sanctus Dei, and frequently rise to the surface for air!

7. Sanctus Dei can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
8. Sanctus Dei was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

9. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Sanctus Dei to reach the earth's core.

10. If you put a drop of liquor on Sanctus Dei, she will go mad and sting herself to death!

[BloodRaven]

1.BloodRaven was the name of the first boss on the PC game Diablo II.
2.BloodRaven was the gothic muppet that never made it on Sesame Street because he was kept calling Count von Count a poseur.
3.BloodRaven is the name of Marilyn Manson's fluffy, white kitten.

That's all I can think of for now. :">

[WolfMoon]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about WolfMoon!


1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink WolfMoon.

2. WolfMoon is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.

3. In Chinese, the sound 'WolfMoon' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.

4. WolfMoon is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than WolfMoon.

5. Scientists believe that WolfMoon began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!

6. It can take WolfMoon several days to move just through one tree.

7. WolfMoon, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

8. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of WolfMoon.

9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is WolfMoon!
(This could be true if every man masturbated to pictures of me at the same time!)

10. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have WolfMoon for the rest of the day.

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by BloodRaven

1.BloodRaven was the name of the first boss on the PC game Diablo II.
2.BloodRaven was the gothic muppet that never made it on Sesame Street because he was kept calling Count von Count a poseur.
3.BloodRaven is the name of Marilyn Manson's fluffy, white kitten.

That's all I can think of for now. :">

You need this link, babe.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

[WolfMoon]

Sorry to post so many times in a row guys.

I just want to giggle at these:

5.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Demonista!

9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Mortalitas.

4. When Cannibalnuns is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.

1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Sanctus Dei.

*giggle-snort-giggle*

[ennui]

1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing ennui.
2. Without its lining of ennui, your stomach would digest itself.
3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in ennui.
4. Contrary to popular belief, ennui is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for ennui, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like ennui.
7. If you drop ennui from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
8. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and ennui.
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using ennui!
10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as ennui!

[BloodRaven]

Thanks. Too bad I didn't see it sooner.

1.BloodRaven is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
2.The National Heart Foundation recommends eating BloodRaven at least three times a week.
3.The average duration of sexual intercourse for BloodRaven is two minutes!
4.BloodRaven is the largest of Saturn's moons.
5.The deepest part of BloodRaven is over 35,000 feet deep.
6.BloodRavenolatry is the mindless worship of BloodRaven.
7.Europe is the only continent that lacks BloodRaven!
8.BloodRaven can sleep with one eye open.
9.BloodRaven can live for up to a week without a head.
10.BloodRavenology is the study of BloodRaven.

[BloodRaven]

Originally Posted by BloodRaven

7.Europe is the only continent that lacks BloodRaven!

Wow. How fucking ironic!

[WolfMoon]

3.The average duration of sexual intercourse for BloodRaven is two minutes!

Ha-ha!

[BloodRaven]

Actually, it's more like thirty minutes. I have so much trouble trying to... never mind!

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by BloodRaven

Actually, it's more like thirty minutes. I have so much trouble trying to... never mind!

Concentrate?

[JuliaGaltic]

7. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mortalitas!

Phew, and here I thought I was the only one with a shrine dedicated to Mortalitas...

3. If you kiss Sanctus Dei for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

Like I needed another good reason to kiss you.. *smooch, smooch, smooch* Easiest 21 calories I ever burned...

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1. If JuliaGaltic was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
2. JuliaGaltic is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
3. JuliaGaltic is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
4. The liquid inside JuliaGaltic can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
5. Grapes explode if you put them inside JuliaGaltic.
6. If you drop JuliaGaltic from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear JuliaGaltic had to pay a special JuliaGaltic tax!
8. In her entire life, JuliaGaltic will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
9. Michelangelo finished his great statue of JuliaGaltic in 1504, after eighteen months work.
10. JuliaGaltic cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

1. Empty Purple Stars can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!

2. Empty Purple Stars will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Empty Purple Stars.

4. It is bad luck to walk under Empty Purple Stars.

5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Empty Purple Stars on New Year's Day.

6. The risk of being struck by Empty Purple Stars is one occurence every 9,300 years.

7. Scientists believe that Empty Purple Stars began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!

8. Empty Purple Stars can be seen from space.

9. Empty Purple Stars will often glow under UV light.

#1 and #2 are my favorites..

I gotz skillz..

[your name here]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your name here!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, your name here and compline.
2. Your name here is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than your name here!
3. US gold coins used to say 'In your name here we trust'.
4. There are 336 dimples on your name here.
5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and your name here are all berries.
6. Medieval knights put the skin of your name here on their sword handles to improve the grip.
7. Your name here can smell some things up to six miles away.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on your name here.
9. Half a cup of your name here contains only seventeen calories!
10. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in your name here.



wtf did I just miss!!

[Sanctus Dei]

Julia, I'm ready whenever you are sweet heart.....

Now, where are my pants?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

I have them and you're not getting them back without tons of begging and pleading..

And maybe a nibble..

Or Ten.

[Sanctus Dei]

But...but... Finland?!

Ahh, hell with it... nibble me anywhere, promise I won't fight...
and you can keep the pants..

[cannibalnuns]

9. Cannibalnuns has a bifurcated penis.

That is why I am so good with the female species. I feel so unique for the time being.

[Manimal]

I didn't like theirs so I edited them and made my own - all true I assure you

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Manimal!

1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's "Manimal Penis" supply.
2. If you blow Manimal with one breath, you'll earn 20 bucks.
3. The smell of Manimal gives no indication of his libido, but his size usually does!
4. Only two people have ever put anything inside Manimal.
5. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Manimal has 1337!
6. Manimal has the world's smallest mammaries.
7. Manimal has the most girlish feet of any sexual warrior.
8. The liquid inside Manimal can be used to sustain a femal indefinately!
9. All kids come running for the great taste of Manimal.
10. Manimal kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!

[Manimal]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

[b]

6. The risk of being struck by Empty Purple Stars is one occurence every 9,300 years.

I know this is false because I get struck by her several times nightly!!!

[Ben Lahnger]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ben Lahnger!

1. Ben Lahnger is actually a mammal, not a fish.
2. The fingerprints of Ben Lahnger are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
3. In Japan, Ben Lahnger can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Ben Lahnger.
5. You share your birthday with Ben Lahnger!
6. Over half of Americans are officially Ben Lahnger.
7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ben Lahnger.
8. Cats use their Ben Lahnger to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Ben Lahnger and water.
10. The risk of being struck by Ben Lahnger is one occurence every 9,300 years.

Yep, that thar is shur amuzing!

And I can vouch for #2, #3 and #7!

[rockandrose]

Originally Posted by Manimal

I didn't like theirs so I edited them and made my own - all true I assure you

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Manimal!

1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's "Manimal Penis" supply.
2. If you blow Manimal with one breath, you'll earn 20 bucks.
3. The smell of Manimal gives no indication of his libido, but his size usually does!
4. Only two people have ever put anything inside Manimal.
5. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Manimal has 1337!
6. Manimal has the world's smallest mammaries.
7. Manimal has the most girlish feet of any sexual warrior.
8. The liquid inside Manimal can be used to sustain a femal indefinately!
9. All kids come running for the great taste of Manimal.
10. Manimal kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!

I thought my sense of humour had disappeared here on g.net, untill I read this.

Mate, thanks for the laughter!