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Old 04-15-2009, 06:21 PM   #1
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he he he. Yea im new, but thats not the topic. Just wanted to know what girls thought of a goth guy who's a virgin by choice. But dont worry, still just as wicked with "other" activities
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:27 PM   #2
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The fuck does that even mean?
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:33 PM   #3
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This thread made my day!
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:33 PM   #4
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They probably think you're creepy. Actually, they almost certainly do.
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:40 PM   #5
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Haha, I love this shit..
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:43 AM   #6
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Wow, that went in a completely wrong direction than anticipated. Well you people are entitled to your own opinions, but I'm not a creep and won't waste any more breath on any of you.
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:29 AM   #7
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise?

OK, now everybody take some rubbers *shakes box*
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:32 AM   #8
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I'm a virgin too, but not out of choice. And what the fuck are those "other activities"? Masturbation? Are you bragging about masturbating?

Anyway...
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:26 AM   #9
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Just out of curiosity, how many conversations do you preface with mentioning that you are a virgin?
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:02 AM   #10
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:23 AM   #11
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he he he. Yea im new, but thats not the topic. Just wanted to know what girls thought of a goth guy who's a virgin by choice. But dont worry, still just as wicked with "other" activities
Aww, but you're missing out on sweet orgasms, late-night drunken orgies, drug-induced homoerotic rampages, epidemic STDs, and drive-thrus to the abortion clinic.
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:00 AM   #12
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Since when do abortion clinics have drive thrus?

Now I"m thinking about how that process would work. A giant hose that you pull into the car, doggy bags filled with your aborted fetus, and your choice of soft drink?

Would you like ketchup with that...
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:07 AM   #13
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Thing thread makes me lol.
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:16 AM   #14
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They probably think you're creepy. Actually, they almost certainly do.
This statement is more upsetting than the OP.
Why would chicks think it's creepy for a guy to be a virgin?
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:54 AM   #15
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Ophie: I think the idea is that it's creepy for a guy to be a technical virgin, but still like "other things", since that could include watching unaware women undress through their bedroom window or something. x_x;;
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:01 AM   #16
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You're both wrong. Bonquisha correctly inferred that the OP is creepy because's he's the kind of socially handicapped troglodyte who posts on internet forums asking whether goth girls will be interested in someone who doesn't have sex so long as he's otherwise 'wicked'.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:06 AM   #17
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Ophie: I think the idea is that it's creepy for a guy to be a technical virgin, but still like "other things", since that could include watching unaware women undress through their bedroom window or something. x_x;;
First of all, what the fuck is "technical virgin?" So the guy hasn't banged anyone.

Second, how the hell would you get watching women undress from that rather than stuff like oral or masturbation?
I mean, it COULD include using one of those huge paper slicers to cut a raccoon in half and then fucking that.
But it doesn't, because that's stupid.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:12 AM   #18
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First of all, what the fuck is "technical virgin?" So the guy hasn't banged anyone.
Technical virgin = Someone who hasn't had penis-to-vagina sex, but -has- done other sexual things [oral sex, etc.].

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Second, how the hell would you get watching women undress from that rather than stuff like oral or masturbation?
I'm bored, and I have an active imagination, I guess.

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I mean, it COULD include using one of those huge paper slicers to cut a raccoon in half and then fucking that.
But it doesn't, because that's stupid.
Uhm, okay....
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:23 AM   #19
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Technical virgin = Someone who hasn't had penis-to-vagina sex, but -has- done other sexual things [oral sex, etc.].


No, that's just virgin.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:29 AM   #20
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Ophie: Technically, yes. ;]
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:35 AM   #21
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No, that's just virgin.
Would you consider someone who has had anal sex to still be a virgin? I've heard it is quite popular among the "technical" virgin crowd.

Oh and in case you were wondering where the term comes from: people who take an abstinence pledge (as are mandatory in many abstinence only sex ed programs) get around it by having non-vaginal sex (be it oral, anal, or manual) and so they can freely engage in non-vaginal sex but still call themselves virgins.
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:10 PM   #22
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Technical virgin = Someone who hasn't had penis-to-vagina sex, but -has- done other sexual things [oral sex, etc.].
Salumina hinted at this, but...News flash, oral sex and anal sex are still sex. Thinking you're a virgin after either is just wishful thinking. Next thing I know, you'll be telling me lesbians can't have sex unless they use a strap-on.
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:21 PM   #23
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Haha, this is the opposing side of what Unimatrix attempted to say in her 'sexual kinks' thread.

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Are you bragging about masturbation?
Pssh. I would
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:46 AM   #24
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Ophie: Technically, yes. ;]
Guh, no not "technically"...just "yes".

Anyone who is under the age of 17 who uses the term "technical virgin" is too stupid to be allowed to breed.
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