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Old 12-12-2005, 03:59 PM   #26
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Alright, a little while ago, my boyfriend told me that he had a friend who was really into horse-on-girl porn. So I made him download some for me. I'm lucky my libido is still standing, good *GOD* why? Why? Why are girls able to fuck horses? Why are guys able to take it from horses in the ass? Why? For attention?
It's seriously one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Seriously, if you're looking for good porn, search for "naked 18 year old girls", definitely *avoid* searches like "horse girl". Because it's not going to end well. I didn't even make it 10 seconds into the actual fucking, it was that bad.
So... I don't know what I'm trying to say.
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:39 PM   #27
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I am wondering how much money you make pimping live stock?
LOL! It would probably be easier than pimping girls. Less bitching and whining and overdosing, and all that jazz.

I was talking this over with a friend, and I started thinking. As disgusting as someone's desire for an animal may seem, I'd still far rather have them abusing animals than, say, little children.

Not that I don't care about the little sheep and pigs and horsies! I'm just saying there are worse things.
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:36 PM   #28
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This guy dying is just natural selection cleaning up the gene pool.
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In other words, he got what he deserved in the end ... (snicker)
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:43 PM   #29
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That's funny and gross at the same time. Whoever started this thread is funny.
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:05 PM   #30
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Is most of the people here usually this funny?
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:41 PM   #31
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No, we dont believe in laughter
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:59 PM   #32
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Is most of the people here usually this funny?

Naw. Sex with animals brings out the best in us however.




I was really into bestiality, sadomasochism, and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:02 PM   #33
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Al, I'm literally going to kill you for making me laugh hard.

Well done.
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:39 PM   #34
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Alkilyu is tha George Bushes mum??
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:37 PM   #35
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If the man had of survived after engaging in anal with the horse, would he look like this?


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Old 12-12-2005, 10:39 PM   #36
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that is the funniest picture I've seen in awhile....haha
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:18 PM   #37
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hahahahahahah no that's the offspring if you bang Star Jones.


No, sadly, the child of a human and horse suffers a cruel existence.






The only sucessful hybrid (a human with a horse's face) was Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:25 PM   #38
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Hehehe...it would make you a sheep fucker-fucker, perhaps twice removed...
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:50 AM   #39
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"Montana... where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous"
Wyoming...where the men are men, and the pronghorns are fast. That's okay, though, because we have lots of cows!

And yes, I'm always this funny. Except when I'm sad.
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:23 PM   #40
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Perhaps the offspring between human and horse would look like this!
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:22 PM   #41
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Wow! I love it. It's such a kinky mix of seriousness and humor.
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:33 PM   #42
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Well it's NOT funny you sickos.

Sadly, the human/horse hybrids are almost always shunned by the general public and in many sad cases, people try physically forcing them back from wence they came.





It's not all bad news. Sometimes our equstrian friends are trained in the martal arts and can defend themselves from their would-be attackers...

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Old 12-13-2005, 04:38 PM   #43
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*laughs hysterically* marry me Aliklyu your too perfect
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:03 PM   #44
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Yeah....I was in grade four and I came across a bestiality website....I used to be one of those horse crazy bitch kids, then I came across that...And I never watched Saddle Club...ever again.

But through my knowledge of horses.

Jockeys give their horses a handjob before a race so they can be...well, excited.

And if you're in a dark room and there's a horse, then start whistling in a high pitch whistle, I don't know exactly why but I've done that an uncountable amount of times and the horses always piss.

As for the man having anal sex with some horse.

He should have trained for it first.

That is all.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:05 PM   #45
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Hahahaha that was funny, your poor not-yet-corrupted mind!
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:09 PM   #46
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Sweetheart, my mind is a billion times corrupted nowadays.

I just look at a tree and I can spot a vagina somewhere on the tree.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:16 PM   #47
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I'll be legal in three years...The Australian Legal Age = 16.

You just wait Santarea!
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:25 PM   #48
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Im legal now!!wooo!! My bday was in....ummm... OCTOBER!! YAY! About the tree there was a tree in this park (shock! horror!) and it looked like a penis. In the same town they had this statue that looked kinda like a penis caklled "The Great Erection" for some war-type thing hahaha
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:48 PM   #49
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It's sixteen in Australia? Awesome! I'm legal!
I was always corrupt . But I became openly corrupt in my sophomore year. My friends allowed me to speak all the things I'd been thinking for years. I think that's the definition of a true friend, right? You can say the most twisted, craziest, dumbest things around them, and they don't blink an eye.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:53 PM   #50
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It hurts when I think so I just say anything that pops into my head, its less painful that way
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