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Old 12-21-2005, 02:28 PM   #101
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I just realized I have no idea why this thread is in Politics...

Yup, I stumbled upon the well hung thread today and read it just tyo see how many posts it would take for someone to question the same thing as I: what the fuck's this doing here? I kept reading wondering if it had been severely derailed along the way.

Took you guys and goils a while.....


Thread moved-


Anyway, the horse is doing fine, right?
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:01 PM   #102
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the horse has bragging rights, man. he's king of the stable.

and this was in politics... because... the horse is a republican and the anal-guy was a democrat.
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:51 PM   #103
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Why not to have sex with a horse!

"A horse's cock is usually somewhere between two to five feet long when erect. The length to a woman's vital organs is signifigantly less than this. The width is also usually one to three or even as many as four inches wide. This math does not work out. If a horse, which is a lot stronger than you are, shoves its erect member into you too hard, it will literally pierce your vital organs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this doesn't sound like a huge turn on to me.

If a horse isn't aroused for whatever reason and decides to rest, IT WILL SIT DOWN ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDER IT. owwwwwww.

If the horse becomes panicked, it will run, because the harness holds you so close to the horses body, it will kick you with its shins in your legs and head with great force."

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Old 12-21-2005, 10:26 PM   #104
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yeah i dont understand this, how does someone get a horse to shove its penis up their ass?

i'm pretty sure the horse isnt thinking its a good idea.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:34 AM   #105
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Haha I visited my Mums house about a week ago and she and my sisters own a horse stud. I had to assist them with the fine art of impregnatating a horse. All I could think about when I was holding the mare was this thread. My sisters didnt think it was appropriate to laugh at nature taking its course, but all I could think of was some redneck underneath...
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Old 12-28-2005, 06:42 AM   #106
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bahahahahahahaaha

that is hilarious dream!!!
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Old 12-28-2005, 11:21 AM   #107
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I'm have the most inapropriate humorous thoughts imagining the trial that is to come ...

District Attourney: "At this time I would like to introduce Fury (the horse) as exhibit A ... well, actually, only part of Fury ... let me demonstrate ..."

I think there's got to be a demonstration or discussion of the cause of death ... and that Jury has to be told something about the size issue.

I wonder if the text of that testimony will end up on The Smoking Gun? LMAO!
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Old 12-28-2005, 01:02 PM   #108
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Not sure, but I think I know what Exhibit B would look like:

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Old 12-28-2005, 11:28 PM   #109
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Oi vey protected from thrusting?! I never knew such dangers existed!


Guess it makes sense though...
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:34 AM   #110
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Cows?

There's a third party as well?
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Old 01-21-2006, 02:03 PM   #112
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Ok one question what is the guy who owned the farm being aressted for the guy that died,died in the middle of sex with an animal in a stae where its not against the law and it has to be common sence that that can be dengerous!?!
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Old 01-22-2006, 04:21 PM   #113
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Geeez, talk about a colon cleansing! Ack!
Or "busting ass" for that matter...

And did Belle like it when the Beast hit the mudhole of pleasure?
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Old 02-04-2006, 02:04 PM   #114
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i never heard anything like that in my life. where did u get that from?
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:54 AM   #115
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Honestly...I am appauled.
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:21 AM   #116
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i cant believe a guy actually fucked a horse thats wrong but i think it is a little funny
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:51 AM   #117
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I think it is pretty disgusting and far from funny.
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Old 02-09-2006, 01:39 PM   #118
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It's kind of funny that he didn't die of blunt force trauma to the head because the horse didn't nail him one when he felt his pecker being driven up a guy's ass.

Kinda funny...Kinda sad.
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Old 02-10-2006, 03:47 PM   #119
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I was talking to my friend about this today. She told me that there was a video of a woman having sex with a horse going around on people's phones appropriately named "My Little Pony". Also it got me asking about the positioning.Who goes where?
Animal sex is a bit confusing for one like me....
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Old 02-10-2006, 06:30 PM   #120
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I'm guessing the female stands under the horse...Honestly though, it's quite a disgusting act.
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Old 02-11-2006, 02:10 AM   #121
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I don't understand the drive in people to do something so stupid, I'd seriously consider the act cruelty to animals... assuming I was an activist. I mean common, I don't want to get that close to a mans ass... so why would a horse?
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Old 02-11-2006, 02:54 PM   #122
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I still till this day don't understand even why anyone could even want to hump an animal.

Hey, let's stick to the fetish of cat costumes!
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:12 PM   #123
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Seriously, I think this cat dressed as a cow, is way cuter than any human humping an animal.

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Old 02-13-2006, 10:29 AM   #124
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Well its better he **** an animal than a child. Though I wonder if it would emotionally scare the horse...
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:31 AM   #125
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i love that picture...
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