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Old 02-16-2008, 02:55 AM   #1
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Uncle Smoov Gets Hitched

So it turns out my old lady, Aunt Ruff, broke up with her husband and came along with me. We tied it ourselves in Las Vegas and gambled our dowries away. The streets were awash with fatted calves intent on making their own wagers. Our rings are gone too, wedding and engagement. Aunt Ruff and I are crappy at poker and jokers at craps.

I guess the point is I'm back because I need money.
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Old 02-16-2008, 03:01 AM   #2
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Oh good, you're back. Allow me to try and contain my excitement.

*contains*

... It wasn't that hard, actually.
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Old 02-16-2008, 03:11 AM   #3
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You're the first to reply on this thread! This means that you get a twenty dollar rebate good for any Uncle Smoov thread in both Politics and Fashion!
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Old 02-17-2008, 11:04 AM   #4
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I love you, sucks that your hitched.
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:52 PM   #5
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Don't worry badteccy, you may yet have a chance: Las Vegas marriages have terrible odds for endurance. Ask Brittney.
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