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12-12-2005, 03:59 PM
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Alright, a little while ago, my boyfriend told me that he had a friend who was really into horse-on-girl porn. So I made him download some for me. I'm lucky my libido is still standing, good *GOD* why? Why? Why are girls able to fuck horses? Why are guys able to take it from horses in the ass? Why? For attention?
It's seriously one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Seriously, if you're looking for good porn, search for "naked 18 year old girls", definitely *avoid* searches like "horse girl". Because it's not going to end well. I didn't even make it 10 seconds into the actual fucking, it was that bad.
So... I don't know what I'm trying to say.
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12-12-2005, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
I am wondering how much money you make pimping live stock?
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LOL! It would probably be easier than pimping girls. Less bitching and whining and overdosing, and all that jazz.
I was talking this over with a friend, and I started thinking. As disgusting as someone's desire for an animal may seem, I'd still far rather have them abusing animals than, say, little children.
Not that I don't care about the little sheep and pigs and horsies! I'm just saying there are worse things.
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12-12-2005, 07:36 PM
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This guy dying is just natural selection cleaning up the gene pool.
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In other words, he got what he deserved in the end ... (snicker)
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the rolling in money,
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12-12-2005, 07:43 PM
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That's funny and gross at the same time. Whoever started this thread is funny.
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12-12-2005, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Is most of the people here usually this funny?
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12-12-2005, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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No, we dont believe in laughter
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12-12-2005, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely_Mary
Is most of the people here usually this funny?
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Naw. Sex with animals brings out the best in us however.
I was really into bestiality, sadomasochism, and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
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12-12-2005, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Al, I'm literally going to kill you for making me laugh hard.
Well done.
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12-12-2005, 09:39 PM
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Alkilyu is tha George Bushes mum??
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12-12-2005, 10:37 PM
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If the man had of survived after engaging in anal with the horse, would he look like this?
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12-12-2005, 10:39 PM
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that is the funniest picture I've seen in awhile....haha
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12-12-2005, 11:18 PM
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hahahahahahah no that's the offspring if you bang Star Jones.
No, sadly, the child of a human and horse suffers a cruel existence.
The only sucessful hybrid (a human with a horse's face) was Sarah Jessica Parker.
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12-12-2005, 11:25 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Hehehe...it would make you a sheep fucker-fucker, perhaps twice removed...
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12-13-2005, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Santarea
"Montana... where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous"
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Wyoming...where the men are men, and the pronghorns are fast. That's okay, though, because we have lots of cows!
And yes, I'm always this funny. Except when I'm sad.
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12-13-2005, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-13-2005, 04:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Wow! I love it. It's such a kinky mix of seriousness and humor.
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12-13-2005, 04:33 PM
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Well it's NOT funny you sickos.
Sadly, the human/horse hybrids are almost always shunned by the general public and in many sad cases, people try physically forcing them back from wence they came.
It's not all bad news. Sometimes our equstrian friends are trained in the martal arts and can defend themselves from their would-be attackers...
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12-13-2005, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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*laughs hysterically* marry me Aliklyu your too perfect
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12-13-2005, 05:03 PM
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Yeah....I was in grade four and I came across a bestiality website....I used to be one of those horse crazy bitch kids, then I came across that...And I never watched Saddle Club...ever again.
But through my knowledge of horses.
Jockeys give their horses a handjob before a race so they can be...well, excited.
And if you're in a dark room and there's a horse, then start whistling in a high pitch whistle, I don't know exactly why but I've done that an uncountable amount of times and the horses always piss.
As for the man having anal sex with some horse.
He should have trained for it first.
That is all.
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12-13-2005, 05:05 PM
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Hahahaha that was funny, your poor not-yet-corrupted mind!
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-13-2005, 05:09 PM
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Sweetheart, my mind is a billion times corrupted nowadays.
I just look at a tree and I can spot a vagina somewhere on the tree.
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12-13-2005, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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I'll be legal in three years...The Australian Legal Age = 16.
You just wait Santarea!
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12-13-2005, 05:25 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Im legal now!!wooo!! My bday was in....ummm... OCTOBER!! YAY! About the tree there was a tree in this park (shock! horror!) and it looked like a penis. In the same town they had this statue that looked kinda like a penis caklled "The Great Erection" for some war-type thing hahaha
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-13-2005, 05:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
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It's sixteen in Australia? Awesome! I'm legal!
I was always corrupt . But I became openly corrupt in my sophomore year. My friends allowed me to speak all the things I'd been thinking for years. I think that's the definition of a true friend, right? You can say the most twisted, craziest, dumbest things around them, and they don't blink an eye.
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12-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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It hurts when I think so I just say anything that pops into my head, its less painful that way
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