Okay for the sake of certain things, I've changed the girl's name to just girl. I'm not that much of an asshole, but this was just kinda funny. Note: This girl is a furry. Though I have nothing against furries, we like to talk shit to each other.
Girl says:
I am fucking pissed at him.
Josh says:
Well...
Girl says:
He can say what he wants about me, but not my parents.
Girl says:
Fucking dick...I hope he chokes on his fucking badge.
Girl says:
He would make a great cop, cold and fucking un careing.
Girl says:
I am probably better off without him, as mean as he has been to me.
Girl says:
You know what I hate most about him?
Girl says:
I can't hate him, I still love the bastard!
Girl says:
I still miss him! What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!?!
Josh says:
It will be okay.
Girl says:
No it wont, why is it I run into guys that just want sex, and the ones that dont, dont even want to touch me b/c its wrong unless your married, or I get these fuckers that are stupid, or just plain ugly!
Girl says:
Why can't I find a good guy??!?!?!
Girl says:
Hell even the girls are fucked up.
Girl says:
Can't swing that way.
Josh says:
LoL
Girl says:
Why do anything anymore in this fucking world...everyone just shits on you!
Josh says:
Maybe love is truly a dead ideal.
Girl says:
God...I just want to make something bleed.
Josh says:
Go catch a field mouse, house cat.
Girl says:
No I want to take someone and torture them...maybe some convict.
Girl says:
One that will scream
Girl says:
And bleed for me.
Josh says:
Riiiiight.
Girl says:
A mosh pit...just thrash around.
Girl says:
Bleed a bit myself. Maybe get into a good fist fight.
Josh says:
Go listen to slipknot, house cat.
Girl says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8s6SgobUIk
Girl says:
This is what I am listening to.
Josh says:
I closed it post haste.
Josh says:
Sorry.
Girl says:
lol
Josh says:
Actually, I'm not sorry.
Girl says:
Its all good as long as you know what it is.
Girl says:
You dont have to like it.
Josh says:
A really shitty band?
Girl says:
They arent shitty
Josh says:
...Yeah, they kinda are.
Josh says:
Cheerleader metal.
Girl says:
Uh huh
Josh says:
Angry cheerleader GO!
Girl says:
Your emo!
Girl says:
lol
Josh says:
Why not try some good ol' deathrock?
Josh says:
45 grave or Specimen. Alien Sex Fiend.
Girl says:
Slipknot wait and bleed...ahhh.
Josh says:
Okay. I'm done talking to you, house cat.
Girl says:
Right