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Old 01-17-2010, 10:31 PM   #101
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Perhaps, but I'm so funny and charming while doing it that I wish I could fuck myself, so I can be forgiven for being unable to compete with a philosopher of your stature.
Could send you a vibrator if that will preoccupy you enough to stop posting.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:24 AM   #102
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What happened? I thought this was the 'tits tits tits' thread!
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:29 AM   #103
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Cut off your dick and shove it up your ass...then you can fuck yourself AND really be as dickless as you appear...two birds one stone
I'm assuming you're pissed at me because I threw an erudite rebuke your way at some point or other and made you look like a total dick, but I genuinely can't remember who you are.
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Old 01-18-2010, 02:12 PM   #104
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What happened? I thought this was the 'tits tits tits' thread!
And so it is =D



(o)(o) Breasts (Tits, Sweater Bunnies)

(+)(+) Fake Silicone Breasts

(*)(*) High nipple breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

(.)(.) Small nipple breasts

o o A cups

{O}{O} D cups

(oYo) Wonder bra breasts

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Old 01-18-2010, 03:02 PM   #105
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Come on then which ones are you? I'm

(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!

Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:09 PM   #106
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Maybe a woman stays with the man longer when the man knows how to lick and play with her breast.
This is my favorite Catch post of all time! Love the way you think Catch.
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:51 PM   #107
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Come on then which ones are you? I'm

(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!

Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*
I have no man boobs.
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:51 PM   #108
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So, this is so dumb.

Just from the way you have posted, I would be inclined to say that you likely oppress your ladies by doing such things as wanting to hold hands all the time, and likely are always willing to do what they want and when they want.

If a woman wanted a dildo she could just buy one, most women like a real dick over a FAKER!!!

From what I can tell the only difference between you and a dildo is that dildo's take batteries, and well you probably cry alot too.
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:55 PM   #109
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And so it is =D



(o)(o) Breasts (Tits, Sweater Bunnies)

(+)(+) Fake Silicone Breasts

(*)(*) High nipple breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

(.)(.) Small nipple breasts

o o A cups

{O}{O} D cups

(oYo) Wonder bra breasts

(v)(v) Cold breasts

(Q)(O) Pierced breasts

(p)(q) Hanging tassels breasts

(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts

(-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts
Typically I love breast's especially, but i must say I absolutly love when,................. (-)(-)

oh yeah.

Shower + Girl(s) = mucho bueno senior
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:56 PM   #110
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Come on then which ones are you? I'm

(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!

Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*
hahahaha that was great
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:57 PM   #111
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I don't appreciate the a cups thing, jerk
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:33 PM   #112
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What A cup thing?

As a side note: why do the D's have points on the side and such large nipples?
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:44 PM   #113
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As a side note: why do the D's have points on the side and such large nipples?
Cause it's ASCII art 8-p

And it's not original, that list is all over the net...with the exception of

(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts

which was my last minute idea and "sweater bunnies" which is my wife's fav term for breast.
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:56 PM   #114
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I've only ever seen ( o )( o ) as D's, never {O}{O}, most likely because the latter doesn't actually resemble boobs at all.
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True, I only claim (q)(d).
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:47 PM   #116
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True, I only claim (q)(d).
Haha, I am reminded of Elvira.
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Old 01-22-2010, 06:25 AM   #117
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Hah! I was reminded of Elvira too!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...attoo_400x.jpg

Here's the famous tassel scene where Elvira puts her ample ... er, talents ... on display.

BTW, in the 1982 edition of her fan newsletter, The Elvira Examiner, we discovered that Elvira was born near her mother; her sign was "Stop"; she was tall enough to reach the floor; heavy enough to fill her costume; and when a fan asked her if "They were real?" she responded "Of course, they're real, Darling, these are my real nails. Did you think they were made of silicone?"

... because it amused me.
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Old 01-22-2010, 06:39 AM   #118
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Hold the front page! Ben Lahnger is posting about sex!
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I've always wondered how that was achieved....now I see it seems to be the shoulder wiggling. Which I can't get the hang of at all as I am poorly co-ordinated for things like that >.< No tassle twirling for me.
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Old 01-22-2010, 12:17 PM   #120
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Hold the front page! Ben Lahnger is posting about sex!
You miserable little man. The 17 posts before mine had a sex reference, I follow up in kind and and you think you have to make that statement. Since I know it's been a while since I posted something about sex, and I've posted a lot since then, you've been camped out waiting for the opportunity to shout how sex obsessed I am and this is what you pick?

You're the one who looks like he has a problem. You're so repressed it makes MY balls ache.
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Old 01-22-2010, 12:20 PM   #121
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OP needs a bigger schlong.
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i like them big but i dont want to drown in them. they are a flashy sales pitch like a car with a super charger and a nice paint job. your alwayes more attracted when they are bigger but they are very rarely a selling point.for me atleast
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Old 01-22-2010, 04:04 PM   #123
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People here just don't have any dignity. The guy you were hitting on is no longer posting.
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I've always wondered how that was achieved....now I see it seems to be the shoulder wiggling. Which I can't get the hang of at all as I am poorly co-ordinated for things like that >.< No tassle twirling for me.
Don't give up! It's like the old question "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"...Practice, practice, practice...
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Old 01-22-2010, 05:55 PM   #125
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People here just don't have any dignity. The guy you were hitting on is no longer posting.
What is this "dignity" you speak of?
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