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05-02-2012, 05:23 AM
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#126
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*Steps out of the shadows*
Alright I promise not to tell anyone.*tossing around the stake that fruitbat pulled out of herself*
You really should join me my dear, you'd never have to worry about retirement benefits because you'd never grow old and have to retire. Besides, you've already helped me by providing a poisoned stake.*Stabs it into timeless's spleen*
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05-02-2012, 07:20 PM
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#127
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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never grow old hey? But I'm not sure I want to live forever. It would kinda get a wee bit boring wouldn't it? I mean there are only so many cheese sandwiches I can eat.
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05-02-2012, 07:42 PM
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#128
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There are over 1000 different types of cheese out there, not to mention all the different combinations of those thousands cheeses, then there is the fact that there are still new cheeses to be discovered. I would venture to say the world would end before you run out of possible combinations. Combine that with the fact that here in Wisconsin you are in the best of locations to encounter all such cheeses(we are the cheese state). Join me and I can guarantee you an eternity of cheese, cheese clothing, cheesy clothing, and cheesy jokes.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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05-03-2012, 12:37 AM
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#129
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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So that's a difference cheese sandwich every day for two years... and then what am i supposed to do for the rest of eternity?
*pulls the wooden stake out of Timeless*
*turns to TR* "So when you've finished healing yourself, what are you going to offer me to stay?"
*turns back to ren* "You seriously want a clueless sidekick to walk beside you for all of eternity?"
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05-03-2012, 01:12 AM
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#130
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
So that's a difference cheese sandwich every day for two years... and then what am i supposed to do for the rest of eternity?
*pulls the wooden stake out of Timeless*
*turns to TR* "So when you've finished healing yourself, what are you going to offer me to stay?"
*turns back to ren* "You seriously want a clueless sidekick to walk beside you for all of eternity?"
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Like I said there are countless different combinations of cheeses you could put on a sandwich. You'd sooner run out of combinations of lottery numbers than combinations of cheeses.
You're more capable than you give yourself credit my dear. Besides, another advantage of immortality, is immortal brain cells, you would never forget anything that you don't want to, no more being "clueless".
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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05-03-2012, 04:12 AM
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#131
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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*finishes healing himself*
As soon as we slay this vampire, I will offer you a nice, long vacation - all expenses paid courtesy of our sponsorship deal with Pepsi. There will be cheese and wine as well :3
Also, I am just too cool to betray!
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05-03-2012, 10:15 PM
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#132
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
*finishes healing himself*
As soon as we slay this vampire, I will offer you a nice, long vacation - all expenses paid courtesy of our sponsorship deal with Pepsi. There will be cheese and wine as well :3
Also, I am just too cool to betray!
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Oh man!!! That sounds just too good to be true!
"Sigh, you know what Ren, much as I'd love to be immortal and not more cluelessness, I've given my loyalty to Timeless so he's going to have it for awhile longer, although truth be told, I'm an independent agent, I just like hanging with Timeless because of his coolness."
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05-04-2012, 03:51 AM
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#133
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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*stakes Ren in the heart with a wooden stake*
It has been done!
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05-04-2012, 06:30 AM
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#134
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*flutters eyelashes*
"My hero"
Hey how did we get from beerpong to staking vampires?
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05-04-2012, 07:17 AM
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#135
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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*after you leave my ghoul comes along and pulls the stake out*(vampire the masquerade rules, stakes only paralyze)
The end.....?*screen fades to black*
But yes this was all Timeless's fault, since he claimed I was missing one day, as a result I was forced to kidnap him.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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05-05-2012, 01:40 PM
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#136
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Now, let's return to this beerpong business!
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05-09-2012, 06:49 AM
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#137
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Now, let's return to this beerpong business!
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http://battlepug.com/2011/02/01/the-battlepug-is-nigh/
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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05-09-2012, 06:53 AM
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#138
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Now, let's return to this beerpong business!
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.... you do realise that I'm siding with Ren with beerpong? When Ren was a vampire, well that was different but now? Now it's game on.
Pst... what are the rules of beerpong again? If I get the ball in the cup, I don't drink right?
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05-09-2012, 11:31 PM
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#139
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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If you get the ball in the cup, the opposing team drinks the contents of the cup after removing the ball.
First team to drink all of their cups lose.
And of course you can side with him in beer pong, this is just a friendly game of getting you drun... I mean, of having fun
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05-10-2012, 03:58 AM
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#140
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
If you get the ball in the cup, the opposing team drinks the contents of the cup after removing the ball.
First team to drink all of their cups lose.
And of course you can side with him in beer pong, this is just a friendly game of getting you drun... I mean, of having fun
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Well how will I entertain myself when after the first cup/round/go when I'm totally drunk?
Before I get to do the second throw, I'll be asleep, and with how tired I am t the moment, I'll probbly be sleeping for a few days :-D
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05-10-2012, 04:36 AM
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#141
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Then you will be well rested
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05-10-2012, 04:38 PM
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#142
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yeah, and I'll wake up and you and Ren will still be at beerpong - and then it will have to be named: International Beerpong Championship of 2012
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05-11-2012, 10:53 AM
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#143
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That sounds boss!
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05-13-2012, 08:30 PM
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#144
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Is boss a good thing?
because boss for me is like when someone is getting bossy and you say "Okay boss" and give them daggers and think about ways you can tie them up and throw cream pies at them.... and depending how much you like them, depends on if you lick the cream off afterwards :-D
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05-13-2012, 11:07 PM
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#145
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Boss is a good thing, yes :P
And if you lick the cream off of them, then that is a good thing too I suppose..
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05-14-2012, 05:06 AM
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#146
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Boss is a good thing, yes :P
And if you lick the cream off of them, then that is a good thing too I suppose..
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*blushes* oh fuck.. I seriously cannot believe I wrote that...what else did I do while I was out of it... hmmm...
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05-14-2012, 01:04 PM
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#147
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Would you lick the cream off of Versus if he wore his boots?
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05-16-2012, 02:15 AM
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#148
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Would you lick the cream off of Versus if he wore his boots?
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HELL NO!!!
Eww.. that's just gross on so many levels.
I'm actually lost for words......
You deserve to be awarded the "Finally someone shut Fruitbat up - HOORAY!!!!!" Award.
Well played.
You know what? I don't think I've ever licked cream off anyone - mainly because I'm lactose intolerant and gas is never romantic, even when you're dutching someone.
And if there ever was a first person, it sure as hell wouldn't be Versus. *looks lovingly at Ape*
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05-16-2012, 02:36 AM
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#149
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Yay, I got an award!
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05-16-2012, 03:58 PM
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#150
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Tis a rare award indeed TR.
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