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Old 02-07-2012, 09:53 AM   #1
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True Story

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Karl Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since god created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The student applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and god himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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Old 02-07-2012, 02:07 PM   #2
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This... makes me hot. Especially the eagle part.
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Old 02-07-2012, 02:16 PM   #3
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You don't want to know how far in the first sentence I got before I realized it wasn't a totally true story.

Wasn't the rock thing from Inherit The Wind?
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:52 PM   #4
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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Karl Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since god created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The student applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and god himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
Yeah. I was in that class last Thursday. Everything here is totally true.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:41 PM   #5
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:07 PM   #6
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Alan, if you want to be taken seriously you should pay attention to your grammar. It should have been written:

"A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor WERE teaching a class on Karl Marx."
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:08 PM   #7
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No, it's the same guy.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:34 PM   #8
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Ha! Semper Fi
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