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04-08-2007, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
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I have tripping issues in general. 7 out of 10 ten times I get up from my desk I kick my garbage bin over, I trip on my own feet at least a few times a day, and if I am complimented on my appearance I will make a fool of myself by falling or somehow stumbling in the few seconds that follow, guaranteed. I've gotten really good at pretending not to be embarrassed when people see me doing these things, which they always do. I'm a clumsy idiot, but somehow I've only sprained my ankle once.
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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04-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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#252
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Posting this on behalf of a bald friend: he had a huge zit on the back of his head and it started to leak pus down his neck during math so he rached back with his protractor and scraped at it till the white puss was gone, then used his sock to stop the blood. There! Happy?! (sorry guys)
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-09-2007, 07:44 AM
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#253
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
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oh how very lovely of him, i think i might have a slight case of food poisoning i ate an out of date yogurt and now im ill i didn't realise it was off until an hour later after i had eaten it. It tasted fine and everything it was like a month out of date XD.
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04-09-2007, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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i was pushed out of bed....again(playfull push but i was close to the edge)
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04-09-2007, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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I fell asleep on my freind's couch with him still on it, so my back hurts
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-10-2007, 06:57 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I cracked my head off a low hanging tree branch whilst searching for my sunglasses. A proper glancing blow...I hope no-one saw it, I don't think anyone was around anyway. OW.
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04-11-2007, 02:42 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
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My ankle hurts. The thing is I have no idea how I hurt it - I never tripped over, fell down or lost my balance in the past week. I think I must have sat down wrong or something...
I also have yet another mystery bruise and walked into a wall.
Honeythorn, you have THE BEST food advice. Ever.
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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04-11-2007, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Haha1 I only wish I had thought of it! I got it from a really funny book I have called " Is it just me or is eveything shit? ". I just read it and keep laughing. It does scare the dog sometimes though..
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04-11-2007, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: WI
Posts: 9
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I played tennis for the first time in 5 years....used parts of me that I forgot I had....2 nights ago. My bum hurts
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04-11-2007, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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I was stabbed in the shin by my lab partner
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-11-2007, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by raggedyanne
I was stabbed in the shin by my lab partner
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WHAT? On purpose? They can't do that to our members! Let's all go to raggedyanne's school and beat up that stabber!
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04-11-2007, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,021
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Yes!! A good ol lynching!!! Except the monsters are lynching the townfolk now!!!
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04-11-2007, 08:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Nuh ugh!! This is a metalhead we're talking about. Ad in "So damn doped up I couln't tell that it was her shin I used the [wrong side of] scalpel on. He's cool most days, but he was high, and I was asleep.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-11-2007, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
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Sorry Doll, balls in motion and the torches are lit ... no going back.
lol
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04-11-2007, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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fine, kill him. I want my trenchcoat back from him. And my red pen, and sharpies, and calculator, and the hacking codes for the whole disrtict that I lent him and never got back. Actually, HANG THE BASTARD!
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-11-2007, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
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WOHOOO I am so getting my hangin rope!!! lmao
And remember, when in hs, never lend stuff to people if you want to see it again.
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04-11-2007, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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I actually bought a pack of crappy red pens to lend out and one really good quality one for myself. Ow! My sister just poked me, it's her turn on the computer.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-15-2007, 08:42 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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All I have to say is.. ahem.. cramps suck.
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04-15-2007, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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My stomach hurts so much. It seriously feels like I got food poisoning from something. I wish it would just go away, it hurts so bad.
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04-16-2007, 03:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 1,830
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I've got a really bad burn mark on the top of my right foot after sliding on the floor during an acting excersise. *sigh* C'est la vie.
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However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
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04-16-2007, 05:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hell
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I hurt all over. My back, side, stomach, legs, shoulder, and even my foot. I've been bruised, beaten, and abused. Oh, and did I mention that I did this to myself by choice? Ah, yes, that's the beauty in it.
Only in a mosh pit.. XD
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04-16-2007, 05:50 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by korinna5555
All I have to say is.. ahem.. cramps suck.
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Awwww.. they'll go away by Friday, I do believe.
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04-18-2007, 07:16 AM
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#273
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 1,830
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I've got a headache. *mope*
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However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
- The Cure, "Love Song"
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04-18-2007, 09:20 PM
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#274
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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the day was going great i had actualy slept(thank god she knows how to put me to sleep) i had been accident free for seven days, i was in a good mood, and i got my money back; then dinner rolled around, i fell down stairs then triped as i was getting up, i dropped a knife on my foot(god knows how i pulled that off), i almost chocked on steak, i stabbed my self with the fork, i fell up the stairs, i missed the bed as i was laying down, and i banged my head on the lamp. my luck sucks ,on the plus side i got extra cuddle time
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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04-18-2007, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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Instead of Randomness- the rest of the toenail story...
well, the right one is ok, but the left has been flopping around something nastfied. And everyone has been beggin gme to bandage it or, "for the love of god, stop wearing flip-flips and playing with it".
It makes squishing sounds.
So, yeah, since I have a competition this weekend and don't want the x-factor, I got me some small pliers and some pinot grigio. It looked awful, but didn't hurt. Bleeding like hell so I am cornstarching and wrapping.
Now it really looks asstacular.
XD
But! no pain, no worries, no co-pay.
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