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Old 11-02-2015, 06:48 AM   #51
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"NOT BEST ENOUGH FOOLS!"

*teat stomps menacingly towards the couple, priming the funk guns*
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Old 11-03-2015, 12:57 AM   #52
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Peers upwards towards the light wailing "Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeee pleeeeease!"
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Old 11-03-2015, 07:08 AM   #53
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*Pulls a large super-soaker out from hehind her back and aims steadily at Acharis.*

"This contains a solution of spirit gum and glitter, think wisely about what you want to do with that funk of yours."

*Narrows her eyes*
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Old 11-03-2015, 09:28 AM   #54
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trys jumping out of the trap but fails dismally
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Old 11-04-2015, 10:11 AM   #55
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*Grabs Ape Descendant, throws her on his shoulders before running and hopping over the trap Molster's in*

"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE APE! OPEN FIRE!!!!!1!!1!"
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Old 11-05-2015, 12:49 AM   #56
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Old 11-05-2015, 08:24 PM   #57
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*tosses rope behind him. The rope slides to the edge of the trap*

Errr, verdamdt!
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Old 11-06-2015, 01:02 AM   #58
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Leaps up enthusiastically trying to reach the rope but to no avail...
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Old 11-07-2015, 03:47 AM   #59
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*Wobbles like jelly, spraying black ink towards the fleeing pair and the trap*
*strong waves of it wash along the ground*

I'm mixing you all a funkshake.

*it reaches the edge of the trap!*
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Old 11-09-2015, 09:54 AM   #60
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*opens fire, covering all involved with an impossibly sticky shower of the brightest and most annoying of glitters*

"I warned you of the dangers of releasing the funk. Even with the aid of spirit gum remover, the glitter shall follow you, for it is the glitter of the accursed. Cease your funkiness or I shall be forced to break out the Jazz hands of Despair!"
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Old 11-10-2015, 02:58 AM   #61
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*thick oily funk drains into the trap, filling it and buoying Molster slowly up towards escape. She is fully coated and you can't see what's happening beneath the funk...*

OHHHHH I'VE BEEN RUMBLED! I'm meeeltttt-

Psych.

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Old 11-10-2015, 06:17 AM   #62
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*whispers* "The funk..." *goes limp on BB's shoulders*
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Old 11-11-2015, 03:10 AM   #63
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*twirls and blinding beams pierce the air*
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Old 11-12-2015, 10:49 PM   #64
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"Well scheize!"

*Ducks and weaves*

"Wake up Ape before I spank you with my crop again!!!!1!12!"
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Old 11-12-2015, 11:08 PM   #65
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*farts maliciously and kills everyone* :P
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Old 11-12-2015, 11:33 PM   #66
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*places urine covered cloth over Ape Decendent's face and my own*

*(muffled)* "You'll never get me ratsy!"
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Old 11-13-2015, 12:41 PM   #67
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*is knocked back by the blast but nose is clogged with spirit gum*
Lordy, what's going on in here?

*waves arms to find way through the sudden thick green miasma*... Wow. It reminds me of the smoke machines in the clubs. (Are we in a club?)

*advances twinkling faintly through the mist and grabs... SOMEONE*
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Old 11-14-2015, 08:57 AM   #68
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*pretends she is still unconscious, desperately hoping for a spanking*
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Old 11-15-2015, 05:24 AM   #69
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*rubs handteats over head of captured human*

Who is this? What's happened to them?
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Old 11-16-2015, 12:13 PM   #70
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*Tries to peer through the smoke and can barely see the glitter in the smoke, reminds him of lovely evening skies over the Rockies*

"Gonna have to use the paddle first than the crop!"

*whips out the studded paddle for such an occasion*http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Ma...a25o0&pid=15.1

"I also brought some appropriate tunes for this!"

https://youtu.be/aMICD3aMZpw
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Old 11-18-2015, 02:40 AM   #71
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*hears distorted slapping and jungle drums interspersed with giggles and shrieks* *drops the rapidly mutating Molster*

A LADY IS IN TROUBLE! The beast! Fear not Ape, I will save you from this brutal mistreatment!

*rolls thunderously over innocent people towards the source of the noise, and in a rapid pattering of teats tries to scoop Ape away from BB*
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Old 11-18-2015, 08:24 AM   #72
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*peeks and tries desperately to hide a wicked grin*
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Old 11-19-2015, 08:38 AM   #73
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*Ducks at the last second and watches Acharis pass them by*

"Not now Ape, I'll have to save the hot pokers, whips and whoa!"

*Legs get caught in the strap to the super-soaker*
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Old 11-19-2015, 02:56 PM   #74
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*walks into the scene to wave a cheery hello. Then sees all the crazy shenanigans.*

"Nope"

*quickly turns around and walks off scene
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Old 11-19-2015, 05:07 PM   #75
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* plays Justin Beiber*
Muahahaha!!!!
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