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Old 08-14-2011, 06:53 AM   #1
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Life Imitates "The Onion"

The Onion once did a piece about a man being arrested for acting like a romantic-comedy character.

Well, now this happens.

A Taco Bell worker from Dalton Georgia was arrested for handcuffing himself to his love interest.

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On Monday night, 24-year-old Jason Dean pulled up next to the 18-year-old woman in the Ringgold, Ga., restaurant’s parking lot and handcuffed himself to her wrist, a police incident report states.

She called for help, and several other employees ran outside and talked Dean into letting her go, the report states.

Dean had been trying to go out with the woman for several weeks, and employees had changed her shift so she could avoid him, Ringgold Police Chief Dan Bilbrey said.
Here is a more in-depth article revealing he pretended to be a volunteer firefighter.

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This isn't the first time Dean has spooked someone, officials said.

Whitfield County sheriff's detectives opened an investigation against Dean after someone complained that he tried to contact an underage teenager online, but no charges were ever filed, Capt. Rick Swiney said.
Awwww, he sounds like such a hopeless romantic, unsuited for this cruel, insensitive, modern world. Now, normally I prefer roses on the first date, but forced handcuffs can set my heart all a-flutter too!

He sounds like such a Nice Guy!
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Old 08-14-2011, 10:00 AM   #2
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Geez, some women are soooooo selfish! Would it have killed her to at least give the guy a handjob while she was handcuffed to him? And some of these bitches have the nerve to NOT show their tits when random 'nice guys' honk their horns at them! Selfish cunts, I tell you.

There are so many 'nice guys' in the world that women won't even touch! I wonder why?

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Old 08-15-2011, 12:14 AM   #3
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Tits, handjobs, and handcuffs. This thread has it all.
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:39 AM   #4
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That's cuz I bring it all.
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That's cuz I bring it all.
What's that winky-face for? Grausam? I thought I was your only G.net fling!
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I was not flirting! You are my only special friend, Doobz!
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Awwww, he sounds like such a hopeless romantic, unsuited for this cruel, insensitive, modern world.
Or is he a HOMELESS romantic?
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