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Old 06-02-2005, 07:47 AM   #1
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Political Photoshop Thread

So I was thinking, maybe a political photoshop thread is in order, since there are so many people who like to display their works here. Also, if your not a graphics kinda person, feel free to display other works you find humorous or just plain amazing.

Also note the mods have asked us not to use personal pictures, so lets keep it to political figures, parties, and ideas from around the world!
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:52 AM   #2
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I'll start it off here. Here is one of my personal favorites...



AshKKKrofts AmeriKKKa. Who's next?



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Old 06-02-2005, 08:54 AM   #3
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A spare-time hobby.
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:19 PM   #4
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Nice, but check this...



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Old 06-02-2005, 08:13 PM   #5
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Yeah, that one is a popular photoshopped picture. Think I saw it before a few times.



The real reason Adams wasn't invited for Patty's day: He wouldn't return Bush's phonecalls.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:01 PM   #6
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Quote:
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A spare-time hobby.

Yeah, that one is a popular photoshopped picture. Think I saw it before a few times.



The real reason Adams wasn't invited for Patty's day: He wouldn't return Bush's phonecalls.
Pure, hilarious, kickass pwnage. Brilliant!
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Old 06-03-2005, 07:02 AM   #7
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Old 06-03-2005, 01:29 PM   #9
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Binkie, PM me a PO Box for you, so I can send you this on a tank top! ^_^





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Old 06-04-2005, 08:12 AM   #10
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Gerry's been doing lots of shopping since the robbery.
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Old 06-04-2005, 08:23 AM   #11
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Thread edited. It's a beautifully sunny and warm saturday afternoon and I just realized I DO have better things to do right now than clean up after people.

But I'll be back later (saturday night? maybe not). Please don't dirty this up very much untill I get back. I'll also be taking a look at the cartoon forum.

I'll keep a mental note of who started it on this thread.

Later, I'm going to catch some sun and borrow a friends car. Either the 1981 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray or the jacked-up Ford Blazer Silverado K-5?!
Decisions decisions....

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Old 06-04-2005, 08:32 AM   #12
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I'm not a big fan of this thread, but when I read about this, I couldn't resist. Republican Bret Schundler is running for governor in New Jersey. A picture on his website shows him standing in front of an hyped-up crowd holding posters and wearing hats and buttons, all for him. See, doesn't he look like a great candidate?



Except, oh wait... isn't this a photoshop thread? Hmm, I wonder what the original picture that was photoshopped looked like. I imagine it would look something like this:



Edit: Mr. Mael, I don't know a lot about cars, but go for the fucking Stingray.
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:51 AM   #13
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Granny - that shit is funny. I worked for a web company in the states once and we designed our site using actual pictures of ourselves and other employees in the website pictures (ie. the secretary answering the phone was my actual secratary. The admin assisant they showed filing papers was my bosses assisant, etc).

Funny thing was, one day I'm surfin the web looking at other web companies and their sites and what do I find? Our site, even our logo, edited with new names and shit. They totally ripped off our logo and even had my picture of me at my desk on the page talking about their engineers and shit.

They pulled it as soon as we sent them an email, but it was funny to see myself in a picture talking about the founders of this company, which I had nothing to do with!



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Old 06-04-2005, 09:57 PM   #15
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Yeah. My Ann Coulter bumper sticker (that has nothing to do with Green Bean) gets wiped off the boards yet 9/11 jokes are A-OK.
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:11 PM   #16
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Cause that was offensive....to Mael.

He can't use the lame bullshit argument that was offensive to Muslims because

a) Christians get bashed on this site daily
b) it WAS Muslims who did the killing over that

But 9/11? That's alright.

Shit makes me sick.
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:32 AM   #19
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Let's see, this thread started out with bush and Gerry adams getting fucked. I saw no problem there.

When Sternn was personally attacked, he still replied with bush. Then he was personally attacked again and I decided to intervene.

So let's see, he made fun of 9/11, a terrorist attack perpetreted on US soil and with victims from all over the world (something many US people seem to forget. Sure, the numbers are terribly tilted towards your side, but again, you weren't the only ones attacked.)

The USA is a country of about 300 million people. Islam is a faith of about a billion.
I made a choice. Was it bad or biased? Probably. I didn't even read it properly, and not noticing it when compared to "muslims kill people" is probably biased on my part, but if so, it's unintentional.

All you have to do is bring it to my attention.

Maybe I should have stuck with deleting the personal attacks (as I did again just now).
None of you complained when I deleted Sternn posts attacking the both of you.

On another thread, I barely had time to notice that his offensive post was still on before the two of you came at me demading explanations for letting his post stay on.

I owe nothing to no one here.
Not when it comes to content.
I was personally helped and felt better after chatting with you Al, but that's personal. I can't give you bonus points on account of personally liking you or Binkie.


You do what you feel to be right and so shall I.

There are other mods. There are mods who are a lot more sympathetic to your cause. But none of you said shit when EPS let your shit slide and jumped on Sternn.

At any rate, there is still a hierarchy.

I answer to Weaselboy and Secretboy only. Any other "explanations" are given by me out of friendship and/or courtesy alone.

They have the power (and probably the inclination) to "demote" me or ban me.

Take it up with them when you feel I'm still biased and when you feel I'm not being fair.
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Old 06-05-2005, 08:11 AM   #20
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And Al, one thing is to make fun of christians, another to outright insult all of them.

Yes, all 9/11 terrorists were muslim. Most were Saudi. And ALL were men.

Are we gonna go femnazi and say it was like that because all were men? I hope you see what I mean.

I'm sorry you feel I'm biased, but like I said, there are other mods around you can ask anything from (not like I ever refused any request made to me, even when politically incorrect), and If you feel I'm really not doing my job properly, by all means, have me removed or banned.

You'll find that I'm not resentfull and don't bear grudges.

















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Old 06-05-2005, 08:24 AM   #21
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isn't this funny? i completely FORGOT about kerry - and he's a SENATOR in MY FUCKIN' STATE! heh. talk about do-nothing, fade-into-obscurity, out-of-sight-out-of-mind. and the scary thing is - he could've been president.

someone else made this. i just found it.

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