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03-09-2008, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Hi I am Bob Dole
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job) I am the greatest president of the United States
2. Where are you from? The United States
3. Who is your favorite author? Bob Dole
4. What are your favorite films? Bob Dole meets the Harlem Globetrotters, Bob Dole and the icecapades, Bob Dole and the raiders of the lost ark
5. What music do you want played at your wedding? Bob Doles Greatest Hits
6. At your funeral? Bob Dole never dies
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die? is what I said to those reporters during Watergate
8. What kind of casket would you want? Well I did kill a man once named Nixon stole his skin and wore it around town in order to stay president for another term. Unfortunately his face didn't fit properly so it felt more like a casket than an actual skin.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit? Currently it is George Bush's skin
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid? Being the shortest president ever.
11. What's your favorite band? Bob Dole
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major? I went to the future Bob Dole University
13. Why did you join? To convert you and make you repent for your evil non Bob Doleish ways
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender? I'm the president I don't need to hide behind a gender to be a man
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03-09-2008, 06:27 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 230
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Best.
Alias.
Ever.
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03-09-2008, 06:32 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 21
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Thank you. I thought you'd like it.
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03-09-2008, 06:39 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Bob Dole does not like it when other people steal credit for Bob Dole's work, but Bob Dole will let it pass this time. As a sign of Bob Dole's forgiveness, Bob Dole will let you join Bob Dole on a hunting trip with Bob Dole's good friend Dick Cheney.
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03-09-2008, 06:48 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 230
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Will we be hunting members of GNet?
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03-09-2008, 06:50 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 38
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*Rubs Bob Dole's tummy.*
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03-09-2008, 07:06 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Bob Dole will not say what Bob Dole is hunting, but that Bob Dole will be using Bob Dole's Elephant gun.*unloads Bob Dole's elephant gun from the truck* Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should lead and you two stay right behind Bob Dole's back, Dick will wait in the truck to pick up the things Bob Dole kills. *Bob Dole starts walking towards the field with Bob Dole's gun over Bob Dole's shoulder when suddenly Bob Dole hears somthing* stay still while Bob Dole scouts out the area in front of Bob Dole. *Suddenly as Bob Dole is taking Bob Dole's gun off Bob Dole's shoulder Bob Dole's gun suddenly discharges killing the Ducks and spandex* You should have watched where you were going when you tried to steal credit from Bob Dole and touch Bob Dole's tummy *Suddenly he hears Cheney driving over to see whats wrong* Uh hey uh Dick Bob Dole did it again..... No Dick it was an accident...Yes Bob Dole knows it sounds strange but Bob Dole never lies.... yes Dick you're going back to prison.
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03-09-2008, 07:13 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 230
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You is not a crook, just like that Nixon fellow.
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03-09-2008, 07:22 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Person In A Duck Suit.
You is not a crook, just like that Nixon fellow.
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Bob Dole already told you Nixon was Bob Dole in Nixon's skin, and Bob Dole isn't a crook.
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03-09-2008, 07:30 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 230
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Well there you go!
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03-09-2008, 07:35 PM
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#11
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Are you a Bob Dole, or the Bob Dole?
Because there's no difference.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-09-2008, 07:40 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 230
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Bob Dole is Bob Dole!
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03-09-2008, 07:42 PM
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#13
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Are you a Bob Dole, or the Bob Dole?
Because there's no difference.
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Bob Dole only knows of one Bob Dole and that is Bob Dole, Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should invade your Bob Doleless country.
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03-10-2008, 10:16 AM
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#14
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 21
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this is cute.
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03-10-2008, 10:16 AM
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#15
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 230
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No it isn't. I am cute!
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