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Old 03-06-2012, 11:15 PM   #326
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Wouldn't that be technically spreading a false religion? Seems to me like Jesus wouldn't be too happy about that. I'm pretty sure that the birds have their own gods to worship. Or they might be interested in converting to a new religion. I don't know. I've never asked.
to the birds doesn't count as spreading because it's not person to person
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Old 03-06-2012, 11:16 PM   #327
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remember Jesus was buried in a tomb for three days
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:07 AM   #328
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remember Jesus was buried in a tomb for three days
pothead, we've already gone over this. They tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn. That and you're still a false prophet who refuses to dedicate the Sacred Birdhouse to the mighty FSM, and refuses to believe that birds don't talk to each other. Everybody knows they do... except you. I hope you get your eyes pecked out by the birds you will (and already have) offended.
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Pothead! Your only chance of salvation is creating a soup kitchen where you serve only spaghetti!!
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Old 03-25-2012, 09:43 PM   #330
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Pothead! Your only chance of salvation is creating a soup kitchen where you serve only spaghetti!!
you know it's strange but I worked in a soup kitchen before, and also a homeless shelter . but anyways I think I will pass , thanks but no thanks
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:22 PM   #331
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pothead, we've already gone over this. They tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn. That and you're still a false prophet who refuses to dedicate the Sacred Birdhouse to the mighty FSM, and refuses to believe that birds don't talk to each other. Everybody knows they do... except you. I hope you get your eyes pecked out by the birds you will (and already have) offended.
oh well think what ever you want to think, I still do not like fsm
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:20 PM   #332
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Pothead! I thought you had died from an overdose and left us!
You can still repent and join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:39 PM   #333
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Pothead! I thought you had died from an overdose and left us!
You can still repent and join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
We could only hope... it's been a couple weeks since this thread saw action. I was hoping something had happened.

But as TR was saying, there is still time to REPENT and join the Church of the FSM!

I'd also like to see a picture your completed birdhouse.
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I think the FSM bird house was finished and his god struck him down as he was tying it to a tree.
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He DID just show signs of life, so that must mean his god is fictional. Otherwise, he surely would have struck him down.
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:41 PM   #336
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He DID just show signs of life, so that must mean his god is fictional. Otherwise, he surely would have struck him down.
very funny me dying, of overdose, and me dying by getting stuck down by God, which happened ? make up your mind?
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:44 PM   #337
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I think the FSM bird house was finished and his god struck him down as he was tying it to a tree.
well actually I built two bird houses lately and am going to build another one, and I thought it stupid for the birds to worship fsm, so I dedicated it to the global warming hoax cause
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Why is this thread still here?
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:32 PM   #339
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Why is this thread still here?
why not??????????????
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I think by now, between Desp, Alan, and myself; we've stripped away any meaningful veracity from the Jesus narrative. If you go back and read just about any religious argument on this site, you'd see that. Of course, our well reasoned and salient arguments and criticisms are simply a test of your faith obviously. Go and read the past threads. If for any reason you feel the cognitive dissonance weighing too heavily on your mind, you can always pray about it. I'm sure you'll find just about any kind of coincidental event no matter how small to be sufficient enough for your confirmation bias.
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well actually I built two bird houses lately and am going to build another one, and I thought it stupid for the birds to worship fsm, so I dedicated it to the global warming hoax cause
You're dedicating it to Al Gore?! HERETIC! LUNATIC! OTHER THINGS WITH CAPS LOCK!!!
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:51 AM   #342
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very funny me dying, of overdose, and me dying by getting stuck down by God, which happened ? make up your mind?
I said I thought you might have overdosed since you were away for so long. Your returning obviously meant that you did not.
And as for being struck down by your god, my point just was that if he existed, he would have struck you down for betraying him.
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You're dedicating it to Al Gore?! HERETIC! LUNATIC! OTHER THINGS WITH CAPS LOCK!!!
yeah why not the left worships him like a God?
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Thou shalt not worship other gods than Abraham's god. Thou hast betrayed thy god, and as such thou hast fallen from his grace!
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Old 03-27-2012, 07:38 PM   #345
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Thou shalt not worship other gods than Abraham's god. Thou hast betrayed thy god, and as such thou hast fallen from his grace!
I never said I worship him like a God, I said the left worships him like a God, there now I ave not betrayed anything or anyone
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I think by now, between Desp, Alan, and myself; we've stripped away any meaningful veracity from the Jesus narrative. If you go back and read just about any religious argument on this site, you'd see that. Of course, our well reasoned and salient arguments and criticisms are simply a test of your faith obviously. Go and read the past threads. If for any reason you feel the cognitive dissonance weighing too heavily on your mind, you can always pray about it. I'm sure you'll find just about any kind of coincidental event no matter how small to be sufficient enough for your confirmation bias.
oh really ? maybe thats what I want you to think
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:50 PM   #347
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I think the FSM bird house was finished and his god struck him down as he was tying it to a tree.
actually fsm stuck me down for not finishing it...lol jk
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why didn't you reply back to me?
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:14 PM   #349
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I think by now, between Desp, Alan, and myself; we've stripped away any meaningful veracity from the Jesus narrative. If you go back and read just about any religious argument on this site, you'd see that. Of course, our well reasoned and salient arguments and criticisms are simply a test of your faith obviously. Go and read the past threads. If for any reason you feel the cognitive dissonance weighing too heavily on your mind, you can always pray about it. I'm sure you'll find just about any kind of coincidental event no matter how small to be sufficient enough for your confirmation bias.
think again , because you haven't
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:06 PM   #350
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Hey pothead what's up, still a fan.

Question for you brah, is there space in heaven for psychos?
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