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12-11-2005, 03:11 PM
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Man dies after having anal sex with a horse!
I am disgusted that anyone can engage in any sexual activity with another animal, of course I am not referring to humans. There should be laws regarding animal sex or something of that kind.
9:12 p.m. ET July 15, 2005
Seattle man dies after sex with horse
Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions.
A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.
The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.
“The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349
Thursday, December 1, 2005
An Enumclaw-area man who authorities say helped run a farm where people had sex with animals was charged with a misdemeanor yesterday in connection with a Seattle man's death.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...rsesex19m.html
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12-11-2005, 03:35 PM
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I believe there are laws against bestiality in most states.
Wow...anal sex with a horse...they'd better give him the Darwin Award. LOL
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12-11-2005, 07:53 PM
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(Falls out of chair laughing)
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12-11-2005, 07:58 PM
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When I turned 18 my dad took me to Mexico.
At a strip bar in Tijuana, my dear ol' dad introduced me to the donkey show.
I still have nightmares.
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12-11-2005, 08:13 PM
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Somewhere, goatse is shaking his head at the ass amatures.
Elsewhere...
"This here is a case where it's better to give than recieve!"
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12-11-2005, 08:24 PM
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That picture gives me more reason not to eat pork!
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12-11-2005, 08:50 PM
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Why? Cause it's smothered in man-butter? EW rose!!
If that's the case, get ready to crave lamb chops!
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12-11-2005, 08:52 PM
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Ha.
I've tasted lamb once and I don't plan to ever eat it ever again.
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12-11-2005, 08:57 PM
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I haven't eaten meat since May of 2000. Aside from beef jerky, I really don't miss it much.
You have me curious about vegemite. I wonder where in the U.S. I can get my hands on some.
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12-11-2005, 09:03 PM
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I don't know if Australia imports vegemite to the US. It's a very Aussie thing, which is usually spread on toast. It's quite salty in flavour. Vegemite tastes nothing like jam, cheese or anything other spread.
I personally never liked the flavour.
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12-11-2005, 10:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockandrose
man dies after sex with horse
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So THATS what my Father was doing... everything falls into place now
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12-11-2005, 10:19 PM
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Oh wow, that is just terrible and nasty. That horse must be really BIG down there. LOL
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12-11-2005, 11:46 PM
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Heh thanks.
Ever had natto? It's fermented soybeans. It tastes alright, but it has the texture of runny snot. I havea buddy whose wife is Japanese, and onw night at dinner she had a bunch of friends over and one of the out-of-town guests offered me natto and because everyone else said I would hate it cause I was white, I tried it and told them I loved it. A couple of months later my buddy told his wife and her sister I didn't really like it and that I was just being nice.
I felt bad about that, but at the same time I was glad I was off the hook. Another gaijin fitting the stereotype.
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Originally Posted by cyberJade
Oh wow, that is just terrible and nasty. That horse must be really BIG down there. LOL
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Ya THINK?!
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12-12-2005, 12:42 AM
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Has anyone ever heard of syhphillus coming initially from people having sex with sheep?
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12-12-2005, 06:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockandrose
I don't know if Australia imports vegemite to the US. It's a very Aussie thing, which is usually spread on toast. It's quite salty in flavour. Vegemite tastes nothing like jam, cheese or anything other spread.
I personally never liked the flavour.
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seeing that vegemite container i thought if it was anything like marmite (which i love) but now i know the difference after looking it up i found this: http://www.salagram.net/Marmite-Vegemite.html
keeping on topic: i find that,that's very disgusting! animal sex is wrong (well Human-Animal sex) it's sick and disgusting and cruel! For one thing,The Animal doesn't consent and another thing WHY would anyone like that?! it's ewwww!!
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12-12-2005, 09:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blushing Heliophobe
Has anyone ever heard of syhphillus coming initially from people having sex with sheep?
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Yes, I heard that too. Poor sheep.
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12-12-2005, 11:34 AM
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You know, one of the things I figured out in growing up was that if I really wanted a rewarding sex life, I was going to have to learn how to develope honest, open relationships with women. I would have to overcome my shyness, develope some sensitivity and build my conversational skills.
It strikes me that people who go for animal sex (and many other objectionable sex practices) either don't want to go through all that work, or don't know how to.
Sad and disgusting, really.
Related trivia: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 12-12-2005 at 11:36 AM.
Reason: spelling
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12-12-2005, 12:13 PM
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12-12-2005, 12:36 PM
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Actually, maybe more like this:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-12-2005, 01:15 PM
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this whole thing seems just a bit raw to me. there has to be some underlying reason...some instinct that is driving people to have sex with animals....bigger cock? smaller holes? who knows...all I'm saying is that there is obviously something seriously wrong with someone to make them want to do this. Not just being a gross person....but a really seriously ill one.
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12-12-2005, 02:08 PM
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I am wondering how much money you make pimping live stock?
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12-12-2005, 02:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Santarea
I sadly, was subjected to some footage that *claimed* to be of said man and horse. I believe the phrase of the day was "Perforated Colon".
Horses are well hung. Hence the phrase, hung like a horse. When I was a vet assist back on the farm, well, we had some duties that were less than desirable and, frankly, the minimum of 14 inches of horse dong does not compute with th eaverage human intestinal tract.
Ow.
I guess he took the tag "... and the horse you rode in on" too literally.
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I've had my share with horse breeding, and it's scary. When a horse ejaculates, the end of it's penis swells larger than your fist. And I wonder why his colon exploded? Jesus, what a dumbass.
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12-12-2005, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Metatron
I've had my share with horse breeding, and it's scary. When a horse ejaculates, the end of it's penis swells larger than your fist. And I wonder why his colon exploded? Jesus, what a dumbass.
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12-12-2005, 03:31 PM
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Ok..... Thats not ok.... He did not had money for a slut???....Or a large vibrator??... Or even a Gay Man?
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12-12-2005, 03:32 PM
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Quote:
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Hey Cool Grany!!
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