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09-04-2008, 10:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 50
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I wish I had a boyfriend :(
Inquire within 
Duties of being my boyfriend:
giving me roses
writing me love poems
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09-04-2008, 10:59 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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You've got to be joking.
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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09-04-2008, 10:59 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I wish I had a girlfriend, an actual one, not just one I made up to boost my ego.
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09-05-2008, 12:47 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Wow, I was expecting you to be like 12, but you're 20. That makes me think less of the human race.
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09-05-2008, 01:59 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Don't u need love
roses and poems i can give you,too
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09-05-2008, 02:55 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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Wishin isn't enough =P go out there and find him!
Well honestly i didnt have a boyfriend until i was 19 and not because i suck but because most of the guys i have met were... well .... way TOO normal.
When i went to live in Copenhagen (i'm from Italy) i found the person i love and we will get married next year 
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09-05-2008, 05:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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Maybe if you dropped your job requirements you could find a man.
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09-05-2008, 07:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I know that you're probably joking, but I've known men who say their girlfriends "required" flowers and love poems.
That makes me really really fucking angry.
Particularly the love poetry. If you want love poetry written about you, you need to inspire it.
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09-05-2008, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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The only time I gave my girlfriend a flower was a black rose, and that was an inside joke, and we've been together for 3 years.
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09-05-2008, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Aww! ;_; If I knew anyone like that, I'd most definitely send them your way! ^_^
Though, I will admit, the flowers and poems thing -is- a bit over-rated.  I'm more than happy with "I love you"s and just being with my Beloved.
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09-08-2008, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 50
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well, I'm half joking. lol. And no, you don't need to feed me with love poems and roses...
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09-08-2008, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,629
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So you're looking for a BF? (Maybe we can talk)
First off how old are you?
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09-08-2008, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
So you're looking for a BF? (Maybe we can talk)
First off how old are you?
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You win 1,000,000,000,000 fail points.
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09-08-2008, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,629
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I know I can strike out well enough on my own,I don't need any coaching.
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09-08-2008, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Originally Posted by JCC
You win 1,000,000,000,000 fail points.
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That made my day.
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09-09-2008, 08:42 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In front of a computer screen.
Posts: 584
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Originally Posted by sweetdreamr23
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Duties of being my boyfriend:
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Don't whine about it on the Internet, go and find one!
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09-09-2008, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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ah well, I used to think of the same thing every day, but now that i'm in boarding school, guys REALLY confuse me.
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09-09-2008, 12:18 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
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Originally Posted by sweetdreamr23
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Duties of being my boyfriend:
giving me roses
writing me love poems |
I wish I had a baseball bat made of concentrated logic and reality so that when I encounter people like you I could literally beat some sense into them, with the result being several painful bruises, my great satisfaction, and the victim having gained some logic and a rough grasp of what reality is.
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- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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09-09-2008, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Humboldt, CA
Posts: 143
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Is there a lack of unrestrained men in So Cal?
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09-13-2008, 03:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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A/S/L ? remember? remember? LULZ. Oh... never mind. You probably were very young when that crap was all over chat rooms.
Ventura County eh?
Good Luck,
Uncle Jerry
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09-13-2008, 06:11 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Originally Posted by killslowly
A/S/L ? remember? remember? LULZ. Oh... never mind. You probably were very young when that crap was all over chat rooms.
Ventura County eh?
Good Luck,
Uncle Jerry
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Hahaha
I remember that... I was in the sixth or seventh grade
Uh... Stupid times
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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09-13-2008, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by killslowly
A/S/L ? remember? remember? LULZ. Oh... never mind. You probably were very young when that crap was all over chat rooms.
Ventura County eh?
Good Luck,
Uncle Jerry
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Um, people still do that.
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09-13-2008, 12:10 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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Originally Posted by killslowly
A/S/L ? remember? remember? LULZ. Oh... never mind. You probably were very young when that crap was all over chat rooms.
Ventura County eh?
Good Luck,
--Uncle-- Jerry
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Am I the only one that finds this abit creepy?
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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09-13-2008, 12:55 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Originally Posted by LetheanBlacklight
Am I the only one that finds this abit creepy?
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Yes
(Ten characters thing)
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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09-13-2008, 02:14 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Santa Barbara, CA
Posts: 113
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Forgive if this seems out of place, but if you live in Ventura you are within driving distance of me. I, like you, am unattached to anyone. Would you like to meet in a public place for coffee or something? I like to meet people before I entertain the idea of a relationship.
If this topic was intended as a joke, then please forgive me.
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