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Old 04-16-2005, 12:51 PM   #26
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I know you hate Sternn but leave Ireland out of it
I agree, but I don't stop there. Potatoes originated in the Americas, and I feel it's wrong to associate them with the Irish, despite the Irish having focused themselves around it. The potatoes are being treated injustly.

You should have used a leprechaun, or a sheep.
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Old 04-16-2005, 01:14 PM   #27
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hahahahahahahahaha Dis...heh...

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Old 04-16-2005, 01:56 PM   #28
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:14 PM   #29
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Sounds like a plan... Me, wearing what I showed Mael, solly minus the suit...
Xng: I need to slip into something comfortable.


You.
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:37 PM   #30
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Does anyone have a problem with the fact that I really, REALLY like to be naked?
No, in fact I encourage us all to be naked as much as possible
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:45 PM   #31
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:57 PM   #32
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Does anyone have a problem with the fact that I really, REALLY like to be naked?
No, in fact I encourage us all to be naked as much as possible
Okay you asked for it..here I am!

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Old 04-16-2005, 07:12 PM   #33
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:24 PM   #34
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It’s alright yours are perkier
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Old 04-17-2005, 01:38 AM   #35
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I was right! You DO have huge nuts, for farking sake, you could repopulate an entire farking galaxy with all that stored up jizz!
Fuckin' A right I do.



This chick apparently did read the poem about me not liking them touched though.
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Old 04-17-2005, 02:39 AM   #36
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I think gothic.net should become a nudist colony, and Al should stop talking and do something (me) already!!!

And that's why I should be president.
You mean it isn't already?! :shock:

Damn.



*slinks off to put her clothes back on*




*whines* I dun wanna live in Jesusland either! :cry:

And I'm stuck right smack-dab in the middle of it.

But if I am able to do what Sam and I plan, we'll be in Canada in two years (either Toronto, or Vancouver). And y'all can come stay with me, and we can be nekkid together!
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Old 04-17-2005, 07:02 AM   #37
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And so, once again, a thread on gothic.net spirals off in a vortex of naked-talk...
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Old 04-17-2005, 09:54 AM   #38
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And so, once again, a thread on gothic.net spirals off in a vortex of naked-talk...
This is either a complaint, or a comment related to pride. Either way...

I'm a Canadian, and I support this thread.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:11 AM   #39
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This chick apparently did read the poem about me not liking them touched though.

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*At first there was fear.

I was a newbie and AlKilyu was so far above,
But now, his presence I comfortably love.

*Then there was learning.

Al likes Stewie, which we all know.
Does anyone know if Al likes snow?

*Laughter

His avatar is clever; anus and blood
Gushing anus likely to cause a flood.

*Too much learning

Al doesn't like his balls played with;
Not even by a girl.
So just don't do that,
Or you'll make Al hurl.


*Arguing

In political threads, words can hurt often
This sweet guy uses kind PM's to soften.

*Flirting

I'm seventeen, but soon I'll be eighteen.
That day will begin the rituals of mating.

*So that's my friend, all you awesome gothic fools.
As long as you're not stupid, you'll find Al rules*



Haha- this is so old-school.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:37 AM   #40
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Al doesn't like his balls played with;
Not even by a girl.
So just don't do that,
Or you'll make Al hurl.








Thanks Tea! ^_^
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Old 04-17-2005, 05:10 PM   #41
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why not? i don't get it.

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Old 04-17-2005, 08:15 PM   #42
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Cause I don't like my balls touched, even during coitus....which uh...I have yet to partake in...I am just guessing.
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Old 04-17-2005, 11:37 PM   #43
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I was doing online searches on ancient Lusitanian gods, pre-roman coins and cartage period (Punic wars) when I bumped into this. It's simply disgusting, and I think it's a portuguese chapter of something you guys might have.

http://libreopinion.com/ptns/links.html

I think I'm gonna take off my avatar pic if I'm gonna criticise these people and still go out at night in major urban areas.
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:06 AM   #44
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Oh crap, Mr. Maelström, that website is just... just blargh. Not that I understand any of it, but I certainly get their "point".

So you're saying if someone affiliated with those people saw your post here, you would be in danger on the streets? Fuckin' hell...

As long as we're on the subject of nationalist/aryan jerks, take a look at the creepiest little blonde girls in existence.

Note that the interview from Viceland (excellent webzine) quoted here, has a deadpan sardonic slant that totally goes over the head of the National Vanguard.
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Old 04-18-2005, 12:24 AM   #45
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And so, once again, a thread on gothic.net spirals off in a vortex of naked-talk...
This is either a complaint, or a comment related to pride. Either way...

I'm a Canadian, and I support this thread.
It's primarily an observation, secondly a complaint, but that's my problem. Not trying to gag anyone. You gotta admit it happens a lot, though, and I'm just bored with it, but whatev.

And... pride?! Dis, man, I don't have any pride in the first place, so I don't see how my comment could be construed as a sign of a wounded one.

Anyhow, I don't resent you, or anyone else on this board, for engaging in - or supporting - this textual philandering. I do reserve the right to be frigid about it, though.

Hey, I'm Norwegian. What did you expect? :wink:
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:05 AM   #46
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So you're saying if someone affiliated with those people saw your post here, you would be in danger on the streets? Fuckin' hell...
Skinheads frequent the same clubs I go to in Lisbon (you know, goths, punks, rockabillies and just about every freak in black usually hangs out at the same places in when their scene is too small to cater to its own).

And my mugg's easy to spot.

With the shit I say, no wonder I don't leave my pics on for long.
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:12 AM   #47
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Hey, I'm Norwegian. What did you expect? :wink:
Not sure, really. Do you guys also roll around butt naked on the snow after a session of sauna, like the finns and swedes?
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:21 AM   #48
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry after checking it out, but this one was my fave:

"-What are some of your favorite groups, either current or past?
-We really like Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Green Day, AC/DC, and Alison Krauss. For racial groups we like Final War, CutThroat, Saga, Max Resist, Youngland, Brutal Attack, and of course Skrewdriver. But our all-time favorite is Barney the purple dinosaur!"

I knew that fucking dino was evil!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

but you're right. the zine is good:

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n1.../a_fascist.php
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Old 04-18-2005, 04:05 AM   #49
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We don't have a sauna at home, but there are those that do the whole rolling-naked-in-the-snow/ice-bathing scene. Unfortunately, they're mostly the old, wrinkly ones that you don't wanna see naked. I'd rather just smoke a spliff, to be honest...
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Old 04-18-2005, 06:13 AM   #50
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I guess this doesn't belong here... or does it?

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................Slept with everyone

Athletic......................................No tits

Average looking....................Ugly

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

Fun..........................................Annoy ing

New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................Bi tch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

************************************************** ******

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

1. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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It doesn't?

well... so sue me! :shock:
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