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Old 11-04-2010, 04:29 PM   #151
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Shear the goats and trim the camels , spin wool and knit jumpers and hats for the Roos. Jobs a good un'
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Old 11-04-2010, 05:30 PM   #152
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:21 PM   #153
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They do have very muscley breasts, though. Wouldn't be able to fly, otherwise.
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Old 11-04-2010, 11:33 PM   #154
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We don't need Moose - up north they have cows that cross the road at random.

You can have the kangaroos - but you're going to have to knit a lot of woolly hats and jumpers for them.

Can also throw in some feral goats, camels, dogs and horses if you like - might sweeten the deal.
Actually years ago back in the 70s, there were apparently several kangaroo hopping around my city. Nobody knows where they came from, and nobody knows where they went, they were never seen again.
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:08 AM   #155
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Renatus - there are rumours here about panthers etc running around. I guess people had private zoos years ago and the animals were released for some reason or other.

But you'd think that with the limited gene pool, there would be mutant animals roaming around.

Hang on is that the theme to the Twilight zone I hear playing?

Saya Looks like you are going to be busy with the jumper knitting - goat fleece okay? Honeythorn will come over and spin it up. I'll bring over my knitting needles!
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You should get implants.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:14 PM   #157
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I actually wouldn't mind getting implants if I could afford them. Nothing massive though, just 1-2 cup sizes and a bloody good lift
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Renatus - there are rumours here about panthers etc running around. I guess people had private zoos years ago and the animals were released for some reason or other.

But you'd think that with the limited gene pool, there would be mutant animals roaming around.

Hang on is that the theme to the Twilight zone I hear playing?

Saya Looks like you are going to be busy with the jumper knitting - goat fleece okay? Honeythorn will come over and spin it up. I'll bring over my knitting needles!
The goats need their coats or they'll freeze! This'll cost me a fortune in organic bamboo yarn.

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Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.

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Old 11-05-2010, 12:45 PM   #159
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Get some off the sheep in New Zealand! It's nice and temperate there ( no chilly ewes! ) and they have more sheep than people

You'll need ears on the hats and a pouch slit so the Joeys' can still peep out
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:47 PM   #160
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Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.

One day, when you least suspect it.
I think immediate and forcefully works better. Violence of action, you know?
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:26 PM   #161
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The goats need their coats or they'll freeze! This'll cost me a fortune in organic bamboo yarn.



Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.

One day, when you least suspect it.
Sell tickets to the cock punching - it will help fund the purchase of the yarn.
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I deployed a nuclear device and the airbags deployed.

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Old 11-06-2010, 01:51 AM   #163
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I deployed a nuclear device and the airbags deployed.

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Wooters for hooters. <3 Airbags.
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Old 11-07-2010, 02:16 AM   #164
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Versus - wish I could take credit but alas they are not mine, but they are very nice breasts. They would be mine if I could chose breasts off the shelf and the bra was rather nice too.

*wink*
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:23 AM   #165
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Haha, okay.

Also, I'm digging that scrunching thing they do. Is that bra too small?
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Old 11-07-2010, 04:43 AM   #166
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Well I guess it depends on the bra. She might be after that look of having them pushed up. I think it's the style of the bra that is making them look like they are trying to burst out of it.

If I was her, I'd be trying on the next cup size up.

okay here is another random photo.

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Old 11-07-2010, 04:56 AM   #167
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Old 11-07-2010, 05:11 AM   #168
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HT - I like your bra. It's really pretty.
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:09 AM   #169
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Cheers ^^ It's one of the very few H&M bras I own. People my size apparantly do not exist in H&M. Not in the underwear section anyway. Almost all their bras are an A and B cup in the branch near me. VERY annoying because they do have some nice ones in sometimes.

My real love is the longer line bustier type bras.
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:48 AM   #170
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That is a pretty bra, I would just wear it around the house to look pretty. Due to the fact that I never wear bras for the actual purpose.
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:07 AM   #171
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Honeythorn, what's that tattoo of on your forearm?

Also, you rock my socks off.
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:42 AM   #172
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It reads " Darkness is a mystery of curves and lines " I do like my AFI - but only from STS backwards, not that new shite they've burped out .

There's a big green spider on the same arm, lower down near my wrist on the inside curve of the text
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Old 11-07-2010, 12:37 PM   #173
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Cheers ^^ It's one of the very few H&M bras I own. People my size apparantly do not exist in H&M. Not in the underwear section anyway. Almost all their bras are an A and B cup in the branch near me. VERY annoying because they do have some nice ones in sometimes.

My real love is the longer line bustier type bras.
Indeed. I think when I get finished with maternity bras (which in the shops are really dull and dreary) I'll have to get some pretty bras.

I've been wearing maternity bras for the last two years and let me tell you, they are as dull as they come. In the shops it's all skin tones, no lace, nothing.

The last photo I posted is of my cleavage. I just don't like to admit to it, because Kontan said he didn't want to see ugly's boobs.
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Old 11-13-2010, 07:10 PM   #174
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gguys we can't haev any nudity onthese forumns. lock it up.
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Old 11-20-2010, 08:53 PM   #175
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The last photo I posted is of my cleavage. I just don't like to admit to it, because Kontan said he didn't want to see ugly's boobs.
I'm glad I wasn't around for a couple weeks when you said that. I may have said something inappropriate concerning your necklace.




But I guess after saying that, I might as well have, huh?
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