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Old 05-02-2012, 04:43 PM   #251
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I don't know what it is, only what he calls it. Maybe it's a blue heffalump eraser. I wouldn't be surprised. Anyway, who am I to tell him that his blue heffalump is just a normal eraser? It might hurt his feelings.
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:45 PM   #252
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The blue heffalump I'm referring to is an elephant-shaped and sized creature that is the ontologic source of orchids and also is your genetic father.
That is exactly what it is and that is what I call a blue heffalump. Are you gonna start thinking of it and positively account for its possible existence anytime the issue of orchids or your parents comes up?
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:50 PM   #253
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I don't know what it is, only what he calls it. Maybe it's a blue heffalump eraser. I wouldn't be surprised. Anyway, who am I to tell him that his blue heffalump is just a normal eraser? It might hurt his feelings.
FUCK HIS FEELINGS! Feelings aren't fucking facts! It's an eraser! Why should you give two shits as to weather he thinks it's your genetic father or not?

This is the shit I'm talking about. This shit right here. Stop treating people like they're fucking CHILDREN! You shouldn't even be so condescending to children like that. Don't you think people deserve a little more respect than that? Why the blue FUCK are you so scared to give people the seed of doubt? Why are you so permissive of horrible ideas?
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:56 PM   #254
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Oh fuck it.

This:

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Old 05-03-2012, 09:04 PM   #255
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That made me laugh far more than it I should have.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:10 PM   #256
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No, that shit is just plain funny.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:12 PM   #257
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Somehow, someday, I'm sneaking that into a school presentation.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:23 PM   #258
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No, that shit is just plain funny.
It is funny, to be sure, but I don't think it is quite "Oh god I had no idea how much it burns when orange soda comes out of my nose!!!!!" funny.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:30 PM   #259
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I lol'd real hard.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:40 PM   #260
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:27 PM   #261
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Can somebody explain it to me? >_>
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:36 PM   #262
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In Mario Kart that blue shell targets the person in first place and fucks up everything that happens to be in its path.
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:45 PM   #263
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Ahahahahah. I chuckled for a few minutes.
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Old 07-07-2012, 06:09 PM   #264
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The blue heffalump I'm referring to is an elephant-shaped and sized creature that is the ontologic source of orchids and also is your genetic father.
That is exactly what it is and that is what I call a blue heffalump. Are you gonna start thinking of it and positively account for its possible existence anytime the issue of orchids or your parents comes up?
No. But I believe you're wrong about the definition of a huffalump. XD
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Old 07-08-2012, 01:10 AM   #265
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What a bullshit answer.
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:09 PM   #266
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Well, yeah. I can call you crazy. But what made you that way? Surely SOMETHING made you think all that bullshit was true--certainly it was a misinterpretation of real facts. Yo' mean?

It doesn't change the fact that you're crazy. But surely, there's something behind it somewhere, no matter how seemingly detached.
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:13 PM   #267
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Suddenly there ARE real facts. You have completely turned around your rationalizations and now you can't even defend your original position.
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