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02-08-2008, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Everywhere
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Suicide
Valentine's day is my due date.
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What?
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02-08-2008, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Yeah, this may be a "gothic" forum, but that shits not funny.
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02-08-2008, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Please refrain from posting these types of threads. Suicide is a serious matter, and is not something to joke about.
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02-08-2008, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Bye, so  !!!
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02-08-2008, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The computer desk
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Bye, so !!! |
Wow, you're awesome. -high pitched fan girl squeal-
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02-08-2008, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Ain't I just?
[Flexes].
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02-08-2008, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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*bows to the mightyness of Duckman* All present must convert to Duckism!
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02-08-2008, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Yay finally amirite?
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-08-2008, 08:53 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
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Yay indeed (of course you are)
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02-08-2008, 09:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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[Waves from on high].
BASK IN MY GLORY!!
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02-08-2008, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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I don't like you. I don't care about your pissy little drama and shitfits. And if this is another one, then fuck you. If you are serious, well, that's sad and pathetic and cowardly.
If you had any intestinal fortitude whatsoever, suicide would not even cross your mind.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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02-08-2008, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Dammit, woman, I said BASK!!!
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02-08-2008, 11:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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What if she is serious?
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02-08-2008, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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If she's serious, then I guess we won't be getting any more annoying threads / posts from her. If she's not, she'll come back, look like a twat and I can rip on her some more.
Win win, baby!
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02-08-2008, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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That's probably the funniest / coldest thing I've ever said.
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02-08-2008, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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What if she actually kills herself, then we are screwed for contributing. Find a joke in THAT. (and well, I don't doubt you will)
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02-08-2008, 11:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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You said screwed  !!!
But seriously, no mother fucker ever came onto the Interwebs and said they were gonna top 'emselves that actually did it. Especially some one like this mook. She just wants attention, and for people to feel sorry for her. I GAH-RAN-TEE you, she'll be looking at this thread 8th of February, disappointed that no-one really gave a shite, because like I said, she's chock full of shit.
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02-08-2008, 11:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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If she is serious about suicide, then we are not the problem. It is never a reaction based solely on perceived external influences, merely that said person feels they are helpless to control or maintain. Their weakness, not our abrasion.
And contemplating it is a sign of weakness, a lack of coping ability, and ironically a complete and total self-centeredness which all things must revolve around- but don't.
Topless basking ensuing.
Sadly, I am still not alone. Until I promised nekkid pics, I never noticed how the man never fucking leaves the house. Maybe I need to buy him a hooker.
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02-08-2008, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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You fuckin' do, toots, JEEZ! I want your boyfriend to go away for an hour so you can take a photo of your breasts to show a stranger on the Internet!!!
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02-09-2008, 12:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Go To Sleep Duckie! Its 8 in the freakin' morning!
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02-09-2008, 12:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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*marks on calender* Good luck on failing again.
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02-09-2008, 01:57 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Here's a merrier alternative: February 14th, buy a puppy.
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02-09-2008, 02:27 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
But seriously, no mother fucker ever came onto the Interwebs and said they were gonna top 'emselves that actually did it.
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Wrong.
Anyway, midless1- go to Washington, get as close to the White House as you can, and light yourself on fire. Make it mean something, man.
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02-09-2008, 03:06 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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It's people like that that deserve to die. This is just considering the fact that they don't give their lives much more value than that. If people can throw their lives away at the whim of an internet site, then they may as well not have one anyways, as they can't seem to control it well enough. There's no help for that.
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02-09-2008, 04:04 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by bleedingheart344
It's people like that that deserve to die. This is just considering the fact that they don't give their lives much more value than that. If people can throw their lives away at the whim of an internet site, then they may as well not have one anyways, as they can't seem to control it well enough. There's no help for that.
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Nobody deserves to die just because you say so, mein fuhrer.
As for the original poster, I must join the clan (OF XYMOX ZOMG) of disbelievers who think this is a plea for attention.
If it's not, meh, what are we meant to do about it? They've already got their mindset, it seems, and since we don't actually know this person there's not much we can say to them to make them feel any better except "Hey, joo want cookie?"
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