If you download your brain into the internet you won't have to worry about your physical form.

interesting....

'cause I ain't ever heard any of your stuff (and doubt that I ever will), bar pitiful excuses, I'll chalk this one up as another one of your numerous wet dreams.

Duane is a big fat liar

Did this just now to prove a point.

What? WHAT?! Asshole. Bring back Zaney Duaney, you murderer.

I think I was fairly interactive in threads like the pinned features you would want. We used to moderate the forum more aggressivly and people started to complain a lot. Every act of moderation came with a ten page thread complaining about it even if it was totally obvious that it needed to be done. So, we backed off on heavy moderation. We still put in a lot of work to remove bots and such, but as the scripts for that got better, this was quite a challenge. Some got by us, but honestly you have no idea how many we busted. You guys are not even being moderated that hard right now. People are still being more rude to each other than most boards would put up with.

I feel sorry for you man. Customers can be real pricks sometimes...