Remember, there are no "problems" at work, only "challenges" and "opportunities!", at least that's what the flyer on the wall said, and as we all know, flyers don't lie. Right? I'm pretty sure they don't. I mean, they would have to have a rational mind capable of fabricating a plan to deceive people for some maligned purpose right? Probably not, but regardless I think I'll have another drink.

Hey are you still reading this?

Why are you wasting your time reading the silly inane ramblings of an idiot?

I LOVE apples!

I still have nothing to say.