Since last time we went over my latest failure, I thought it appropriate that we do my very first one next.

Project T was the very first story I ever began. That was over four years ago, and still it stands a skeleton. (I hope it hasn't been over five years already... That sure would add some salt in the wound, wouldn't it? I don't have the date in front of me right now, so I can't be sure.)

I think it sort of shows that this was my first. I don’t think the writing...

Heya, bot-heads!

Here starts a series chronicling the failures of my writing hobby. This isn’t about the stories themselves, this is just about how I have failed. So, I still won’t be showing you any

I’ll start with the freshest first.

Project TUB

I only came up with this short story a couple of days ago, and I already count it as a failure.
On that day, I wrote an outline of the whole thing, with some sort of sketches...

Dear diary,

Today I wandered the woods and picked blueberries while Odin rode his eight legged steed in the sky above me. I also saw a swarm of really cute flies, and a really sexy lady-grasshopper along the way.

Then I played a game of chess, and got the rules only slightly wrong after a millennia of not playing it.

Then a cow glanced my way while I was on my way back home.

Now I'm all beat, and that mountain of dishes still keeps mocking...

Dear diary,

I've been feeling the walls closing in on me all day today.

I feel like I have no elbow room. Objects may appear closer than they really are. I can't breathe. I'm moving in slow motion.

I've had a headache and had to sleep too much. I feel like I've been doing nothing but preparing food and eating all the time.

Eat, eat, eat, that's all that I ever do, like a hungry, hungry hippo, and still I'm just wasting away to nothing. I am like...

I'm sorry, Gothic Net, I looked at other websites today. But, man, do they all suck.

I haven't found another website half as sexy as you are, not anywhere on the whole wide web.

So, I really don't get it... Where is everybody? Why is this site such a ghost town?