Nothing but Chess Played Wrong
Posted 08-09-2020 at 09:38 AM by TrivialMorose
Dear diary,
Today I wandered the woods and picked blueberries while Odin rode his eight legged steed in the sky above me. I also saw a swarm of really cute flies, and a really sexy lady-grasshopper along the way.
Then I played a game of chess, and got the rules only slightly wrong after a millennia of not playing it.
Then a cow glanced my way while I was on my way back home.
Now I'm all beat, and that mountain of dishes still keeps mocking me.
Peace out. Fuck off.
Today I wandered the woods and picked blueberries while Odin rode his eight legged steed in the sky above me. I also saw a swarm of really cute flies, and a really sexy lady-grasshopper along the way.
Then I played a game of chess, and got the rules only slightly wrong after a millennia of not playing it.
Then a cow glanced my way while I was on my way back home.
Now I'm all beat, and that mountain of dishes still keeps mocking me.
Peace out. Fuck off.
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