The date today is August 14, 2009. I apologize for missing dinner, but something has come up. The Underground Feline Alliance has been called together to discuss urgent matters. I am afraid that our plans of feline supremacy will be delayed. An agent has informed me that the human race has produced a weapon against us. It is called a 'toilet'. Apparently it is a portal that uses a system of pipes that lead to underground bunkers that are going to be used to protect humans against our attacks. We...
