"Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. When they find, they will be disturbed." - Jesus

You can't accept something as a false something-else. That is like stating that a pen is a non-table. A non-table isn't an actual thing, it's a classification of things. It's the classification of 'everything other than this-particular-thing'.

what gospel is that from?

honestly I haven't read more than a few paragraphs of tl;dr ITT, but all the crying and wailing tickled me.

I mean look at this shit

Hilarious.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2w4lmcz.jpg
In the name of the flying spaghetti monster, repent!
R'amen!

This is my new fav on g.net.

I hoped you enjoyed the laughs

is that a picture of you? how funny

That is me, worshipping the one true deity!

Party god?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu...hwxpo1_500.gif

No, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

that's so funny why don't you join the church of the flying spaghetti monster ?

no one likes party God here, so plz nicely take him back to where he came from

no it's the pasta monster

Love the pic! Ra-men to you as well! :)

I propose that you all start worshipping me. I am going to need offerings of food incense and virgins.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster > You.
R'amen!

what do you call worship ?

Drinking beer and something else, I can't remember what it was.... i'm drunk.... right now.... but it was clever believe me you.... lol meow.... lol cats are awesome. Whys isnt' there a religion about cats, huh.... wait there is.... well, fuck you guys, cats a rfe awesome.

http://www.deviantart.com/download/1...rs-d35nlen.png
Cats like this?

Giving me food incense and virgins.

can they be male virgins you did not specify so I will give you a hundred male virgins and is pot incense I'll give you some of that

Give me enough pot and I won't care if the virgins are male. I'll put them out to work in the yard or something. Or sell them for spare parts. To buy more pot.

XD

That's great!