I meant like, I'll be in a different country. Somewhere I've never been before. I'll need help getting my shit in order, finding a place, friends, whatnot. But most of all I just need to get the fuck out of Ireland.

Bah! I don't know what older people you're hanging around with. And being with someone is not the end all be all of life. That's what I thought for years. It just led to heartache, loss of time and money. I know it sounds cliche, but until your right with yourself and what's around you you won't find that person that compliments you.

I just like to hold hands.

BAWHAHAHAHA! Me too.

Good Morning Duckie.

I'm up way past my fuckin' bedtime. Wanna have sex?

NowbabyohyeahpullmyhairharderHARDERohyesyesyounkno whowIlikeiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooo

Gotta light?

I ain't done yet!

Oh sorry...I'm always game for more.

I don't get laid often, so I like to make it last. I give awesome head :D !

Now you've got my attention. But alas, some men say they have that awesome ability and it never pans out well.

I can make any chick squirt.

^ FACT!

If chicks give me a chance, I'm a pretty good sexing person. I don't mind wearing a paper bag on my head.

*nods head* I see. Unhunh.

I am sure you don't need a paper bag luv. Though it does make an intersting twist on the PVC or leather mask. Like a ghetto mask.

I like to pretend I'm the KERRANG! mascot.

Why not!? You act young for your age! x] I think ... O_o

*shakes head*

Will The Duckman's nonsense never cease?

You smell of leeks, not peanuts!

That may be true, but not everyone is willing to accept anyone for who they are. Even when you are right with yourself, that person may not come unless you go and look for it.

Most people are tools, anyway. I'm a lean mother fucker who can fit between the gaps of tennis racket strings. Chicks here seem to want the Incredible Hulk.

Yup, you are right. Not everyone. You want just an everyone?

And I didn't say not to go looking for it/them, and I quote myself:


So go find them. Maybe ya gotta date everyone to find that someone. Great gods bio, you're young. You have plenty of time to find that someone.

Ok, I need a good smack. I sound like my Mother. Even my Mother had some pearls of wisdom sometimes.

[Spanks Saphyra].

How do you like them apples, huh?

More please Sir!


They are good and crunchy and go with peanut butter.

Peanut butter and apples?

You know what its all about ..

myesss.

O.o |- o.O - 'WHAT!?'

Ok!!!!!!!!

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Yes!!!!!!!