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I don't know what it is, only what he calls it. Maybe it's a blue heffalump eraser. I wouldn't be surprised. Anyway, who am I to tell him that his blue heffalump is just a normal eraser? It might hurt his feelings.
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The blue heffalump I'm referring to is an elephant-shaped and sized creature that is the ontologic source of orchids and also is your genetic father.
That is exactly what it is and that is what I call a blue heffalump. Are you gonna start thinking of it and positively account for its possible existence anytime the issue of orchids or your parents comes up? |
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This is the shit I'm talking about. This shit right here. Stop treating people like they're fucking CHILDREN! You shouldn't even be so condescending to children like that. Don't you think people deserve a little more respect than that? Why the blue FUCK are you so scared to give people the seed of doubt? Why are you so permissive of horrible ideas? |
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That made me laugh far more than it I should have.
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No, that shit is just plain funny.
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Somehow, someday, I'm sneaking that into a school presentation.
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I lol'd real hard.
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I had to pick apart my keyboard so it wouldn't get all sticky and gross :(
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Can somebody explain it to me? >_>
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In Mario Kart that blue shell targets the person in first place and fucks up everything that happens to be in its path.
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Ahahahahah. I chuckled for a few minutes.
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What a bullshit answer.
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Well, yeah. I can call you crazy. But what made you that way? Surely SOMETHING made you think all that bullshit was true--certainly it was a misinterpretation of real facts. Yo' mean?
It doesn't change the fact that you're crazy. But surely, there's something behind it somewhere, no matter how seemingly detached. |
Suddenly there ARE real facts. You have completely turned around your rationalizations and now you can't even defend your original position.
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